Could you please tell me a joke about being late?

One day, Xiao Ming usually arrives at school at 7 o'clock, but arrives at school at 1 1 one day. The teacher asked, why are you late? Xiao Ming replied, "Today, when my father drove me to school, the traffic lights broke down." "Why don't you drive?" "Drive past six o'clock!" "Then why didn't you call me?" "Driving and calling will be deducted 12 points!" "Don't turn around?" "Driving suddenly turned around 12 points!" Xiao Ming just said that, and he trembled all over. "How can it be so cold sitting in the car?" "It's cold today, and I'm afraid the license plate is blurred, so my father and I have been wiping the license plate." The teacher was speechless after listening …