Someone gave me some simple and interesting jokes that were not out of date. They must be short and healthy. Thank you very much.

1. Female: "I can marry anyone as long as I have money." Man: "Will you marry the safe in the bank?" When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a pistol and a machine gun. My wife wants to lose weight, so she goes cycling every day. As a result, the horse lost 40 pounds in a month. 4. Patient: "Doctor, you left your scissors in my stomach." "Never mind, I have another one." Judge: Why do you print counterfeit money? The defendant said innocently, because I can't print real money.

An American, a Japanese and an China are exploring the jungle. As a result, they were all arrested by cannibal tribes. But the tribal leader said, "I'm in a good mood today. I won't eat you, but you all have to get a hundred boards, but you can have a wish come true before you get a board." "Americans are the first to get the board. He said, "Before hitting the board, put 1 mat on my ass. "Mat, boards rained down; In the past, 70 boards were ok. After the 70-board back cushion was smashed and there was blood on the board ... America always left. When the Japanese saw this, they asked for a 10 mattress. After 1, 2, 3 ... 100, the Japanese got up and patted their ass, nothing happened; Then he boasted about his imitation ability and re-creation ability with a smelly mouth, and wanted to sit in a Chinese drama. China people get down slowly and say slowly, "Come, give me a Japanese mat. "…