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The red scarf is bleeding.
Once when I was eating, I accidentally dropped the vegetable soup on the red scarf. Mother said, "let me help you wash it!" " "I said," I wash it myself. "So, I first took a basin of water and dipped the red scarf in the water. Then, rub it with soap and rub it with your hands. Suddenly, I found that the soap bubbles turned red. I quickly dipped the red scarf in the water, and the water turned red. I was shocked and remembered who joined the team. Sometimes, the teacher said, "The red scarf is dyed red with the blood of revolutionary martyrs, so we should cherish it." I shouted: "mom, mom, the red scarf is bleeding, and the blood of the revolutionary martyrs has come out!" ""Mom came over and said with a smile, "Silly child, this is not blood, it is because the red scarf has faded. You can wash it with clean water several times. "I asked strangely," But the red scarf has faded, isn't it going to become a white-collar scarf? " Mom said, "No, just try!" After listening to my mother's words, I washed the red scarf with clear water and found it was still red.
Students, this is a big joke I played when I washed my red scarf for the first time. Have you ever had such an experience?
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