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How to understand: Yamaraja is divided into black people and white people.
One hall, Qin. Qin's main duty is to be in charge of people's life and death, as well as the quality of ghosts.
When the good times come to an end, you will be led by bad luck, or you will go to heaven or be reincarnated in a rich family. Those who have won and lost half their lives will still be thrown into the world and become ordinary people again if they are sent to the Ten Halls after death.
Those who do more evil than good must go to the evil mirror after death. On the right side of the platform of Evil Mirror Hall, the platform is about ten feet high and hangs eastward. There is a horizontal plaque with seven characters written on it: there are no good people in front of the evil mirror, especially the evil ghosts in the world. They can see all the evils in the world by themselves, just like a silent movie, and then they are taken to the second place by the ghosts according to their sins.
This perpetrator covers a wide range, such as harming the interests of others, bullying the weak, hurting kindness, ingratitude, disobedience and unfilial, cruel nature, cruelty to animals, killing people for money, sowing discord, creating bloody cases, and all acts that hurt others are heinous. So according to the actual information, they should be taken to the second hall to receive the punishment they deserve.
Another thing to note is that regardless of the kindness of parents, they commit suicide for a few things, and after death, they all go to hell to suffer except loyalty and filial piety to God. These people who commit suicide casually, or those who commit suicide under resentment and stimulation, all go to the second hall to find out their past merits and demerits, and they will be punished according to their crimes when they go to hell. However, some people who commit suicide, those who are haunted by ghosts, often show their death in the middle of the night, so that the world can see that they are scared to death. When the prince of Yan in the first hall sends a blue-faced fangs, they will be taken to various prisons for punishment and will never be reborn.
If the world sincerely bows down to the west on the first day of the second lunar month every year, sincerely promotes Buddhism, and helps the world, it will certainly prolong life and enjoy eternal happiness.
Chu Wangjiang is in the second hall. In charge of the seabed. Living under the rocks in the south is hell. The weight, vertical width and width are 500 from ten days, and the following sixteen small hells are set: one is the small hell with black clouds and yellow sand; Second, a small hell of feces, urine and soil; Three, five forks small hell; Fourth, the little hell of hunger; Fifth, longing for a small hell; Sixth, the little hell of purulent blood; Seven, copper axe small hell; Eight, many copper axes and small hell; Nine, armored little hell; Ten, a small hell; Eleven, chicken hell; Twelve, gray river small hell; Thirteen, cut off a small hell; Fourteen, the sword leaf small hell; Fifteen, the fox and the wolf small hell; Sixteen, ice hell.
Three halls, Emperor Song. Shi Yang is a man. He who doesn't consider your virtue is the greatest. People's lives are paramount. People who enjoy the throne. There is no strong ministerial day. Regardless of life or death. Scholars forget justice when they see profit. Husband is unjust. The wife is unhappy. We should love our successors like children. Blessed. Have the right to use property. Those who return to sects and support the negative. Slaves are masters. The Nunnery soldier was transferred to the post of officer in charge. The partner is the owner of the property. Or criminals escape and soldiers escape. Ask the guarantor to keep it. A person, relative, etc tied up in official business. Long journey without regret. Well done, though. Paying attention to feng shui, preventing mourning, building graves and digging coffins will inevitably suffer various hardships. If you don't stop, you will change your hole. It is harmful to bone growth and leaks money and food. Lost ancestral graves. Attractive and illegal. Incite and initiate litigation. Write an anonymous post to break off the engagement. Forge a contract. Currency bond receipt. Draw a picture without comments and buttons. Add and change accounts. For those incidents that endanger future generations, we should check the seriousness of the offenders. Let a powerful ghost be sent to a big prison, and the other one should suffer in a small prison. Take a full turn to mitigate the fourth blow. Imprisonment.
Four five senses. In charge of the seabed. Due east, Walsh fell into hell. This weight from 500 to 10 is also wide, and there are 16 small hells: first, the pool is a small hell; Second, the chain bamboo stick small hell; Third, boil the soup and pour a little hell; Fourth, the palm is a small hell; Fifth, a little hell with broken tendons and bones; Sixth, the little hell of shoulder brushing; Seven, lock the skin hell; Eight, squatting peak small hell; Nine, iron clothes small hell; Ten, wood, stone, tile pressure small hell; Eleven, sword eye small hell; Twelve, fly ash into a small hell; Thirteen, the little hell of medicine; Fourteen, the oil slick fell into a small hell; Fifteen, a small hell that stings people; Sixteen, gravel buried in a small hell.
Wu Tang Yama right said. I once lived in the first temple and died of pity. Repeatedly release sunlight and stretch the snow. The transfer division is in charge of the seabed, lying under the rocks in the northeast. Call hell. Sixteen hearts, little hell. The ghosts sent to this temple have suffered in prison for many years, that is, in the first four temples, and the audit is not too big. Once every seven days. Solve this temple; Don't do evil. By May 7th, there were no incorruptible people, and all the criminals said that there were still unfinished good wishes in the world, or built temples, bridges and streets. Talking about water digging wells. Or the collection of good books has not been completed. Or the number of releases is not full. Or parents are not prepared to respect their own lives and raise a burial. Or ungrateful. Various theories and so on. Begging to be released into the sun. All vows. Be a good person, I hear you. You wait. In the past, evil was obvious. Ghosts and gods know you. The ship arrived in Jiangxin very late to fix the leak. It can be seen that the ghost has no complaints. Don't complain about others among the dead. A truly virtuous person. Rare in the world. Ghost criminals who came to our temple today. Look in the mirror of evil and you will know that it is evil, needless to say. Take it to the high platform and have a look The platform is set up. It's called Wangxiangtai. Face like a bow. Facing southeast and southwest. This bay is 8 1 mile long. After such as bowstring, sit north sword tree as the city. This platform is forty-nine feet high. The mountain is a slope. Build by laying bricks or stones in grade 63, kind people. This radio station is not on. We are even. Has been killed. Only evil spirits. My hometown is so close that both men and women can see and smell it. Listen to the language movements of the young and old. If you don't obey the will, the death penalty won't take effect. Everything has changed. Change things one by one and earn money hard. There is nothing to carry. Men should think twice before they get married. Women want bigamy, and the land is hidden. It is difficult to distribute evenly, and the accounts have always been clear. It's hard to live without a penny. Nai, who owes his life to death, lost all the evidence, fooling each other, shirking, making mistakes and pushing people to death. Tripartite relatives, angry comments, children's affair. A friend broke his word. A few, miss the past situation, crying when touching the coffin, sneering twice, more and more serious. Men are punished by officials, and girls are strangely ill. The child was killed. This woman was raped. Industry dissipated and houses burned down. Things at home, big and small, are consumed at once. What goes around comes around. Not only ghosts, but every ghost offender hears about it. Into the screaming hell. Investigate what crimes have been committed. Then I'll suffer in a little hell on the 16th floor. In a little hell. Bury stakes separately. A copper snake is a chain. Iron dogs make docks. Tie your hands and feet. Use a knife. Open your stomach. Hook out its heart. Cut carefully. The snake eats the heart and the dog swallows the intestine. Suffer all day. Complete pain and skin. Send another farewell hall.
Bian Cheng, the king of six halls. In charge of the seabed. Due north under the stone. Screaming hell. The vast majority of 500 is from ten days. There are sixteen other small hells around: first, I often kneel in the small hell of iron sand; Second, mud is immersed in a small hell; Third, grind and destroy the bloody little hell; Fourth, the pliers mouth contains a small hell; Fifth, the kidney-cutting rat bites a small hell; Sixth, gill net locusts drill a small hell; Seven, the little hell of minced meat pulp; Eight, crack the skin and smash the small hell; Nine, a small hell with fire and throat; Ten, mulberry fire roast small hell; Eleven, manure hell; Twelve, cattle carving horses manic little hell; Thirteen, a little hell; Fourteen, a small hell with a shell; Fifteen, a small hell; Sixteen, peeling grass small hell.
King Taishan of the Seven Halls holds the bottom of the sea. Under the rocks in the northwest, the heat angered hell. Surrounded by 500 days, there are another 16 small hells: 1. T-shirts swallow little hell; Second, a small hell with a chest; Third, the flute leg torch pit has become a small hell; Fourth, the right to fight against small hell; Fifth, the dog bites the tibia in a small hell; 6. Crying in a small hell; Seventh, there will be a small hell; Eight, the top stone squats in a small hell; Nine, the cockroach tail bites the little hell up and down; Ten, take a pig and drag a little hell; Eleven, hanging a small hell; Twelve, pull out your tongue and wear a small hell; Thirteen, a little hell; Fourteen, mules step on cats and chew small hell; 15. Flip your fingers in a small hell; Sixteen, the oil pan is a small hell.
King of Badian, the capital. The director is in charge of the bottom of the sea, right under the stone in Sivo, and the heat annoys the hell. This prison is 500 days long. There are sixteen small hells: first, the car hits the small hell; Second, the stuffy pot is a small hell; Third, break the small hell; Fourth, the hole is a small hell; 5. Zhu Xiaodi Point Prison; Sixth, often in a small hell; Seven, a small hell with broken limbs; Eight, fried dirty little hell; Nine, a small hell; Ten, climb into the little hell; Eleven, burning a small hell; Twelve, open a small hell; Thirteen, cut the chest small hell; Fourteen, broken roof pry teeth; Fifteen, cut a small hell; Sixteen, steel fork small hell.
Jiutang Pingjun. In charge of the seabed. Under the rocks in the southwest, a dagger is a big hell. Hey, 800 days nationwide. Set in the iron net. There are also sixteen small hells: one is to knock on the bones and burn us; Second, cramps and small hell; Third, the crow eats the heart, a small hell; Fourth, dogs eat intestines and lungs; 5. Spill hot oil in a small hell; Sixth, the brain hoop pulls out the tongue and pulls out the tooth. Seven, take the brain to fill the small hell; Eight, steaming the head and scraping the brain; Nine, the sheep twitched into a small salt hell; Ten, a small hell with a wooden clip; Eleven, grinding a small hell; Twelve, boiling soup drenched the little hell; Thirteen, wasp hell; Fourteen, scorpion hook small hell; Fifteen, ants eat and cook a small hell; Sixteen, the purple snake drills a small hell.
Ten-hall wheel king
Ten kings of the wheel. The temple is located outside the ghost rock and directly faces the eastern world. There are six bridges of gold, silver, jade and wood. Specializing in solving ghosts in temples. They were approved separately, and they were sent to four continents, which should be the reincarnation of men, women and rich families. Start detailed loading one by one. Every month, it will be sent to the first hall, registered and submitted to Du Feng, where the fetus and eggs are wet. Without two feet, four feet and many feet, death is; The wheels are worn. Or the life and death of that year. Still a flash in the pan. Flip and transform. Kill indefinitely. Must have killed someone or something Ordered it to be transferred to the robbery house. Check violators. All Parties reported the distribution and remitted it to Du Feng at the end of the year.
Fan du yi ru Shi Read Buddhist scriptures and hook the ghosts. Recite bible spells. No penalty can be used in prison. Those who report suffering. The solution of this temple. Record by name. Describe true colors. It's called the book of fallen life. Surrender to the Meng Po deity. Drink mysterious soup. Send someone to birth. Reincarnated and died in the womb, or born for a day or two, or born for a hundred days. Or a year or two to promote death. After forgetting the truth of three religions and nine streams. The first temple. To make matters worse, Hook went to prison to check his past sins. Make up for the suffering. Anyone who has reached the level of merit and demerit has suffered a lot. Less work, more waiting for the soul. Work hard for ugliness of men and women as appropriate. Give it to He's poor family. It will be handed in (you forgot Taiwan Province) and distributed by name in this hall. Go to life, be humane, live in the world, and read Yi Confucian scholars. Read Buddhist scriptures and hook the ghosts. Recite bible spells. No penalty can be used in prison. Those who report suffering. The solution of this temple. Record by name. Describe true colors. It's called the book of fallen life. Surrender to the Meng Po deity. Drink mysterious soup. Send someone to birth. Reincarnated and died in the womb, or born for a day or two, or born for a hundred days. Or a year or two to promote death. After forgetting the truth of three religions and nine streams. The first temple. To make matters worse, Hook went to prison to check his past sins. Make up for the suffering. Anyone who has reached the level of merit and demerit has suffered a lot. Less work, more waiting for the soul. Work hard for ugliness of men and women as appropriate. Where is it sent to the rich and the poor? It will be handed in (you forgot Taiwan Province) and distributed by name in this hall. In the past.
The women repeatedly begged for revenge for their teeth. Willing to go hungry. Unwilling to be a man. Yan asked the reason. Many girls, or chaste women, are greedy for beauty or money because of their education. Pretend to be coquettish and vote well, and plan to seduce traitors. If Jinyun has no wives and concubines, he will be hired by the central media. Or tell a sweet lie to your maid. Marry that concubine, or lie about adopting a wife. Or allowed to raise the children of an Iraqi ex-husband. Be deceived by mistake. Spoony obedience after exchanging gifts. If you delay for a long time, you will speak ill and make a fool of yourself. Let my father and brother feel. It is despicable to get close to your neighbors. Injustice is ruthless. Be ashamed and angry to death. Or people who died of depression, they know they are ungrateful thieves. This subject should be in middle school. This kind of hatred is hard to get rid of. Cry for permission, death, etc. Check the truth carefully. But it's time to live a hundred years, and it's not over yet. Iraq also has a virtue left by a grandfather. My aunt allowed women to vote, and her soul entered the examination room. Obstruct chaos and violate the rules. Change the name on the list. Once again, the day of extinction. I will definitely hook up with you and kill you. Still checking and judging in the first temple.
If the world swears to have faith on April 17, act according to the jade calendar. Those who often talk to people about the above. The afterlife will be sent to earth as a human being. Not to be despised. Do not suffer from official punishment, fire, water, injury and other disasters.
Black and white impermanence
In the famous ghost town, there are two small gods that often appear, one is white impermanence and the other is black impermanence. What do these two gods do?
White impermanence and black impermanence, also known as impermanence Sir Zhong, are gods who specialize in catching evil spirits. Black impermanence is one of the top ten beauties. Bai impermanence always smiles and wears a long hat that says "you are here"; Black impermanence looks lost and wears a long hat that says "I'm arresting you". Why is impermanence black and white? Think about it for several reasons: First, many gods in religion are human beings. You can't just have one department a day to catch evil spirits, you have to take turns. Otherwise, a god can't stand in this position for a long time. So, one during the day and one at night; Secondly, from the perspective of black and white yin and yang, it conforms to the Taoist theory of yin and yang; Thirdly, from the analysis of many folk stories, Bai impermanence mostly punishes people who are "unworthy", while Black impermanence specializes in catching evil spirits with chains and fetters.
Tian Zi Temple, a famous mountain in Fengdu, has an impermanent master; There is an impermanent idol and his wife in the impermanent temple; There are impermanent couples in the "City God Temple". White impermanence has a wife, and black impermanence has an impermanent woman.
There is a typical story about impermanence. One year in Tomb-Sweeping Day, Bai Biao was crossing the road and saw a woman with two children crying in front of a grave. She was very sad. I saw an old man not far away shaking his head and sighing, very sympathetic. Bai impermanence asked the old man, only to know that this woman was greatly wronged.
It turns out that this woman surnamed Chen is the third daughter of a wealthy businessman. The rich businessman has a lot of money, but his son is unfortunate. He only gave birth to three daughters, all of whom are pockmarked so far. My mother blamed herself and loved her when she saw her third daughter infected with smallpox. She died last year.
Chen Jiayou has a buddy named Auda, who is honest on the surface and very calculating in his heart. He thinks that Miss Chen San is a pockmarked girl, and the son of a rich family will definitely not want her. It is better to seduce her as a wife, and when her father dies, this rich family will not belong to him!
Then miss Chen San said that many marriages were because of that pockmarked face, and she didn't want it once. When she saw that Auda was strong and made her father like her, they flirted with each other and soon became lovers in private. A few months later, Miss Chen San's belly became bigger and bigger. Miss Chen San's father had to let Ao Daizuo be his son-in-law. After Oda really became a son-in-law, his father-in-law made him a manager, and he had the final say in everything in the family. Gradually, Auda became more and more disrespectful to her father-in-law, smoking wine outside and whoring with women; When he went home, Miss Chen San persuaded him to humiliate Miss Chen San. Master Chen is ill and angry. The more you gamble at night.
Bai impermanence was very angry at the old man's words and decided to teach him a lesson and give Miss Chen San a way out.
He followed Miss Chen San home. There happened to be a gambler to collect gambling debts. At first glance, it's a big deal. You have to pay him one hundred and twenty pieces of silver. Seeing no one at home, the gambler wanted to be rude with Miss Chen San in his arms, and was suddenly slapped three times. Miss Chen San pushed the gambler away, fled into the back room, plugged in the door, and was really overwhelmed. She hanged herself with a rope. She hung a rope and broke a rope, which made her feel very strange. She opened the door and carried her two children into the house. Miss Chen San smiled kindly and was not afraid.
White impermanence said, "Why commit suicide? You might as well pack up the money you left at home and go somewhere else. You have to raise your two children! " "Miss Chen San listened to the white impermanence and left with two children. After Miss Chen San left, Chen Jia's four shops caught fire at the same time. That Aoda was holding a girl in Chunxiangyuan, smoking a big cigarette, and when he got home, all his belongings were burned out.
There are many legends about black impermanence, and one is typical. Legend has it that there were two fathers and sons. My son likes leisure since childhood and hates work, smoking and gambling. The father is very strict, but the son just won't listen. Once, my son came back from gambling and lost everything. The father accidentally killed his son. After the death of his son, his bad habits remain unchanged, and ghosts still do evil and harm people on earth.
A few years later, one night, my son came outside his house. When he was about to enter the house, the dogs in the yard kept barking. Knowing that another ghost was coming to harm people, his father left the room with a knife in one hand and a tung oil lamp in the other. Seeing his father's ferocity, his son jumped into the house and said, "Father, this child didn't come to harm anyone. He just wanted to come back and see your old man."
My father said, "You do evil in the world, and even after you die, your neighbors are not clean.". After I accidentally killed you, I still felt bad for a long time. It is not difficult for me to continue to do evil. "
The son said, "What you said is really reasonable. My son found out now and vowed not to do evil again. He will definitely turn over a new leaf and return to the afterlife to repay his kindness. "
Father said, "That's good, otherwise it's hard for father to see the villagers."
The son said, "Dad, don't worry. From now on, my son is tortured and will never visit your old man again. " Take care, father. "
Since then, my son has really never harmed anyone again. He went to the eighteenth floor of hell to be punished. On the eighteenth floor of hell, he suffered a lot before he realized the value of life. Those evil things he did in the past are really guilty.
On one occasion, King Guang of Qin summoned him in Yamaraja, the Tenth Hall, and said, "Why don't you double the body back to Yang?"
He said: "I have done bad things that thousands of people hate to scold in my last life." Everywhere I go, people kill me with knives and sticks. Doing evil is really reviling. I want to be a good person again. "
Qin Guang said, "It seems that you are really an evil ghost who can turn evil into good. I tell you, if you are a good ghost for another three years, I will seal you up on a cloudy day. "
Three years later, the Ten Halls of Hades summoned him again and said, "In the past three years, you have really changed from evil to good and done a lot of good things. I've reported to Yin Yunzhun that I've made you a reward and punishment officer, specializing in catching ghosts. "
Since then, he has been wearing black linen clothes, patrolling around in the middle of the night and making unannounced visits. He rewarded Yin for his good deeds and evil deeds, and arrested many evil spirits.
Whether impermanence Sir Zhong belongs to Taoism, Buddhism or folk belief is hard to say, probably because both Taoism and Buddhism believe in these two gods, but Buddhist temples offer the most sacrifices.
From: Foguang Dictionary
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