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Don't make yourself handsome.
EQ must recite the formula 100.
1, a humorous sentence with high emotional intelligence
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Text/Ye Dan
It is always so comfortable and happy to be with people with a sense of humor. Many people want to be humorous, but they never know what to do. In fact, a sense of humor can also be cultivated. The following are high EQ phrases to improve your sense of humor. Welcome to reading. Iq, eq, jingle.
1 35 recipes to improve emotional intelligence.
1. Relax, I'm not a good person. ...
2. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking all the way. EQ must recite the formula 100.
3. I have been suffering from insomnia recently, and I wake up every 16 hours. Life is 100 sentence of high emotional intelligence.
Everyone says I am ugly, but in fact I am beautiful.
I never bully the weak ~ ~ ~ I didn't know he was weaker than me before bullying him …
6. Celebrities are nothing more than patient wolves.
7. I didn't. How can I make everyone like me? !
8. Why not find a quiet place and count the brain cells by yourself?
9. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well. Emotional intelligence must recite 50 formulas.
10. Life is only three days, and people who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live in tomorrow wait; People who live in * * are the most practical.
1 1. The road to success is always under construction. 100 high emotional intelligence speaking skills.
12. I really want to make money into my hobby.
13. The boy I once loved had the most handsome back in the world.
14. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil. Boys' EQ must recite the phrase 10.
15. The sign of immature men is that they can make heroic sacrifices for their ideals, and the sign of mature men is that they can live humbly for their ideals.
16. There are always a few mistakes in the long road of life.
17. I want the whole world to know that I am keeping a low profile.
18. I accidentally want to grow old with you.
19. It's brave to face his face without makeup. 26 high emotional intelligence speaking skills.
20. Wearing cheap goods and Wenzhou shoes, the whole body adds up to no more than RMB, and only the bag in hand is a leather bag, because its English name is "Gaojipibao".
2 1. Besides teeth, there is love.
22. Don't say love to others easily, don't stubbornly open other people's hearts, just make a joke and leave. The formula of speaking.
Most people want to change the world, but few people want to change themselves.
24. People always want to know when doing good things, but they always think they don't know when doing bad things. We are so embarrassed. Wine table eloquence 100 formula must be memorized.
What does it mean to meet someone in a hundred years?
When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.
I envy you for knowing me at such a young age. Mind reading psychological test questions.
27. Life is not Lin Daiyu, and there will be no various customs because of sadness.
28. Don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie. Chat formula with high emotional intelligence.
29. You said that you might marry someone you don't like in the future. It doesn't matter. I'd rather be the one you don't like. High EQ oral 100 sentence.
30. The most pitiful thing about human nature is that we always dream of a beautiful place on the horizon, but we don't appreciate the 900 sentences of Rose's high emotional intelligence chat opened in front of our window.
3 1. Close my eyes and I see my future.
32. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.
33. The sea is wide and the fish jumps, and the broken drum is open to anyone.
34. Diamonds last forever, and one goes bankrupt! Humorous eloquence 100 sentence.
35. Lie down where you fell. 50 kinds of mind reading in psychology.
36. Interpretation is shielding, and shielding is telling stories! 100 examples of high emotional intelligence.
37. If you fall, stand up and cry.
38. You told me to roll, I rolled, you told me to come back, I'm sorry, I rolled away! Eq must be memorized 100 formula teaching.
39. No matter how ugly you are, you should fall in love and talk about a world full of love!
40. The farmer's uncle grows corn in the field.
I harvested a lot of corn in autumn. I planted my husband in the field in spring, and now it's autumn. Oh, I'm dead! One hundred sentences of high emotional intelligence chat.
2 humorous witticisms with high emotional intelligence.
1. Knowledge is invisible but important.
2, holding a kitchen knife to cut wires, sparks with lightning all the way.
3. I have always suffered from insomnia recently, and I will wake up once every 16 hours.
Everyone says I am ugly, but I am beautiful.
I never bully the weak. I really didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him …
6. A gentleman is just a patient wolf.
7. I didn't. How can I make everyone like me? ! 100 sentence to improve emotional intelligence.
8. Why not find a quiet place to count brain cells by yourself?
9. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.
10, life is only three days, and people who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live in tomorrow wait; People who live in * * are the most practical.
1 1. The road to success is always under construction.
12, I really want to turn making money into a hobby. A woman's high emotional intelligence is humor.
13. The boy I once loved had the most handsome back in the world. Eloquence training for one day 100 articles.
14, a woman without talent is virtue. I must be too wicked. There are 100 chat sentences with high emotional intelligence.
15, the sign of immature men is that they can make heroic sacrifices for their ideals, while the sign of mature men is that they can live humbly for their ideals.
16, there are always a few mistakes in the long road of life.
17, I want everyone to know that I am very low-key.
18, I accidentally want to grow old with you.
19, a real warrior, dares to face his own face.
20. Wearing cheap goods and Wenzhou shoes does not add up to more than RMB. Only the bag in hand is a handbag, because its English name is "Gaojipibao".
2 1, there is love besides teeth.
22, don't say love to others easily, don't stubbornly open other people's doors, make a joke and leave.
23. Most people want to transform the world, and few people want to transform themselves.
24. People always want to know when doing good things, but they always think they don't know when doing bad things. We are so embarrassed.
When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grew up, I found that the whole thing couldn't save me.
I envy you knowing me at such a young age.
27. Life is not Lin Daiyu, not because of sadness.
Don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.
29. You said that you might marry someone you don't like in the future. It doesn't matter. I am willing to be the person you don't like.
30. The most pitiful thing about human nature is that we always dream of a beautiful place on the horizon and don't appreciate the roses in front of our window.
Brief humor
1, not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.
Go your own way and let others take a taxi.
3. The mice are looking for cats all over the street with knives.
4, as long as the kung fu is deep, shit is also serious.
5. Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...
6. Who runs fastest in China? It's Cao Cao (not Liu Xiang). Because speaking of the devil.
7, how far is the thought, how far you roll for me.
8. Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we truly realize that we are "descendants of the dragon".
9. All's well that ends well for lovers.
10, spring comes, and a flock of geese fly north, forming a B-shape for a while and a T-shape for a while.
1 1. Where did you fall? Just lie down.
12, if there is a problem, find the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.
13, the donkey has looked backwards.
14, eating buffet * * realm: help the wall in, help the wall out.
15 although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, someone praised my left nostril as an idol.
16, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me?
17, take the newspaper to the toilet, I am a scholar.
18, women must be better to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby!
19, your ugliness has nothing to do with your face. ...
Grandpa comes from his grandson. ...
2 1, my god, did you let summer and winter live together? ! This kind of weather!
22, the bird is big, there are all kinds of Woods!
23. Don't be afraid of enemies like tigers, but teammates like pigs.
I ran hard, but I couldn't get rid of the sadness that followed. ...
25. Man is a dog's companion.
I can't find my favorite umbrella. I'd rather get wet.
27. The higher you fly, the smaller you are in the eyes of people who can't fly.
28, * * * * don't meet, so don't fall in love, two * * don't know, so don't miss each other.
29, don't do boring things, the difficulties are endless.
30. Carrying a banner against the wind, with two big characters written on it: My hero! !
The above is about the sentences with high humorous eq, and it is about the sharing of sentences with high humorous eq. After reading EQ, you must recite the formula 100. I hope this will help everyone!
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