Ask for one or two short paragraphs (jokes, tongue twisters and other language programs) suitable for interview talent shows.

When I was in primary school, I was poor at math. I remember that one day the math teacher assigned homework, and there was a question that was 3 to the second power. I thought it was 3×2, so I wrote 6 with a stroke of a pen, and the result can be imagined. When I handed out my homework the next day, the teacher approved a red cross and asked me to correct it, but I really couldn't figure out what was wrong, so I changed it and wrote the answer as 6. The teacher gave me a red cross without mercy. After going back and forth three or four times, the teacher finally couldn't stand it. He called me to my office and repeatedly explained to me, "How many times does a number multiply itself?"? For example, the quadratic of 3 is 3×3, and the cubic of 3 is 3×3×3. " I will never forget it! Later, in the final exam, there was a fill-in-the-blank question like this: the hundredth power of 1 is equal to (). I remembered what the teacher usually taught me. Do you think the teacher is too cruel? But it didn't beat me. I took out a piece of toilet paper and turned it over and over again ... finally, at the 83rd time, the math teacher came. He stood behind me and saw that I was seriously multiplying 1 by 1. Seeing this, he quickly stepped onto the platform and said, "Students, there is a wrong question. Now correct it, that 65438. " "I was shocked and fainted immediately. ...

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