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What are the jokes about turtles and rabbits?
Once upon a time, there was a competition between rabbits and turtles. At the beginning of the game, the rabbit ran far away, so the tortoise climbed hard behind, but it still couldn't catch up with the rabbit. But the tortoise is not discouraged! Just when the tortoise was halfway up, he suddenly saw a snail crawling hard there, so the tortoise saw that it was pitiful and said, "Snail, come on, I'll carry you." So the snail climbed onto the turtle's back. Then the tortoise hit the road again and began to climb very hard, hoping to catch up with the rabbit. The tortoise climbed and climbed, and suddenly saw a caterpillar. The tortoise felt pity again. Seeing that the caterpillar was quite pitiful, he said to the caterpillar, "Come on up, I'll carry you." So the caterpillar climbed onto the turtle's back. Then the tortoise began to hit the road again. At this time, the caterpillar on the turtle's back greeted the snail and said, "Hello!" " The snail nodded and replied, "Wait, this turtle runs really fast." . . . Hehe, rabbits used to like turtles very much. She always wanted to catch a scarab to accompany her.
She kept fishing. One day passed, two days passed, and nothing was found.
On the third day, the tortoise finally couldn't help climbing out of the water.
He said, if your mother gives me carrots again, I will fan you to death, you son of a bitch.
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