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What jokes can surprise girls?

Young people should have faith. For those of us who are in this beautiful moment of youth, I believe that it contains the pursuit of a better ideal in the future. The existence of belief largely determines a person's development ability.

Sentences to comfort girls,

Before I fell in love with your bed, I was alone and felt very happy. Later, when I met you, I began to miss, care and suffer. Because I can't always be with you, but my love always exists.

2, because of love, so love, sweet words will never be pale, happy life will always be full of expectations, love your heart will never get worse, all troubles are abandoned outside you and me!

3. My eyes are with you where I can see you; My heart is with you where I can't see you. Don't go too far, or you will tire my heart out!

4. People who have insufficient blessings often hear right and wrong; Those who have enough blessings have never heard of right or wrong.

5. How many rivers do you have to cross to get to sunshine avenue? How many difficulties must be experienced to reap the joy of success; How much luck does it take to meet the right lover? Yes, I've seen you. I am so lucky!

6. The best girlfriend is that you can bully her as much as you like, but she still loves you to death. The best relationship is that you can be yourself completely, but he still has a crush on the real you!

7. Face everything that happens around you with a calm mind, and you will find a way to live a quiet life! Have fun!

8. Don't make any noise when you say goodbye. After all, he will be sad after they have been together for so long, but he is smarter and doesn't want to tie you or his tomorrow. Let's get together and part. In the future, we will still be friends.

9, the fate is shallow, it is not easy to go today, gently take out your hand and say goodbye, thank you sincerely, have you along the way!

10, don't give up the pursuit of love after lovelorn, it is unrealistic to want to be single all your life after lovelorn. Life without love is not perfect, so keep knocking on the door of love.

1 1, there is a kind of love, you don't need to confess, a credit card can replace it; There is a kind of love that can be compared with a stone without words; There is a kind of love that can be interpreted by a short message without explanation!

12, you must firmly believe that a love is just a dream, and lovelorn is also a dream. Write down the reasons why you can live better without her. Every time I feel dizzy, I will read her guilt again. I believe that time will take everything away!

13, true love is always lingering. Only when you miss it will you know your feelings, get rid of the haze of loneliness, yearn for a happy future, speak sweet conversations, overcome all obstacles and realize your vows one by one!

14, the yellow stars are idle, and the lilies in my heart add new green. Although the cold wind is still cold, pistil and rhizome are interdependent, and Chun Xue is everywhere, and flowers can't leave the stems and leaves. Miss you, that is, a hundred years of blooming night, you never leave.

15, no matter what happens, don't break the original rules of life and livelihood, eat and sleep on time.

16, don't tell him I hate you after, because love is a matter of two people, and everyone is responsible for missing it.

17, don't be afraid to do one thing, don't be afraid to touch the scene, don't be afraid to say the wrong thing, don't be afraid to think of the past, and don't be afraid to face the future.

18, I am filled with joy when I think of you; When I think of you, I have sweet memories; As soon as I saw you, I was full of energy; When I saw you, I couldn't help myself; Secretly tell you, SMS is not cheap, and the blessing is firmly in mind.

19, some gains may not last long; Some have been lost, but not necessarily there will be no more. Life is like a hike. It is important to learn to smile in pain.

I don't want to say too many words of comfort. Too much encouragement depends on yourself. I just want to be by your side and let you know that no matter what, I am still by your side, sharing your sadness and hesitation.