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Take stock of the most popular quotations on the Internet.
The hottest paragraph 1: I don't care if he has money or not when I make friends, but I have no money anyway.
The hottest second paragraph: Husband, buy it in buy buy!
Duan Zi Source:
Wang Jianlin, the only son of the former chairman of Wanda Group, the richest man in China, is rich, talented, handsome and the ultimate Gao Fushuai! Such a man, there are many young model girlfriends in reality, and everyone on the Internet shouts, regardless of gender? Husband? . If the husband is unhappy, the wife will shout? Do you buy it in buy buy? We have money anyway! The official V couldn't help kneeling.
Jack Ma
Hottest paragraph 1: We are all women behind the richest man!
The hottest joke 2: How many women are calling Wang Sicong's husband, but they have been helping Ma Yun beat Wang Jianlin in action.
Hottest joke 3: Today you ignore my love, tomorrow I will make you unattainable.
Duan Zi Source:
The founder of Alibaba Group is the new richest man in Asia with a net worth of $28.6 billion. 2065438+September, 2004 19, Ma Yun led Alibaba to go public in the United States, which became necessary material on the Internet. Taobao pickpockets call themselves the woman behind Ma Yun, or even Ma Yun's? Beauty? It has also become a hot spot for some time. Call directly? A rich man covers up all the ugliness, and Ma Yun looks more handsome! ? Even once endangered the status of Sicong's national husband, many netizens said? Sicong, let's be friends! ?
Little Dragon Maiden
The hottest segment 1: Miss Xiaolong, are you fucking kidding?
Hottest paragraph 2: What the hell is this? Little dragon girl or steamed buns!
Duan Zi Source:
Ma Yu took the horn and destroyed one! After Mabel Yuan, Michelle Chen became the new president? National * * * black entertainment star? ! It plays the role of the little dragon girl in The Condor Heroes, and its round bun face has no boundaries, which is far from the image of the fairy's little dragon girl. It's a classic! Netizens joked? Steamed buns? Moving like epilepsy, still like dementia? , black is endless. It is said that Michelle Chen also held one for himself? The stunning woman Michelle Chen? Title! What courage!
One hundred yuan, brother.
The hottest paragraph 1: Don't give me a hundred dollars! What a disgusting person!
Hottest paragraph 2: good and bad, good and bad
Duan Zi Source:
Brother Baiyuan is actually a joke? Gay man? The protagonist of the street dispute video, in which Bai has a firm attitude, screams and repeatedly accuses PY players of not giving money. Looking back, I am ecstatic because of the red hat on my head. Don't give me a hundred dollars? Wait for an instant to explode major Internet social networking sites. It is said that Baiyuan signed an entertainment company after it became popular, and the schedule was full at the end of the year. It's not so easy to make an appointment now.
Michael Jack
Hottest paragraph 1: I can't speak English in our factory, and I will be fired by the manager. Fire into the hole! It's too humiliating
The hottest joke 2: I can't understand what Zhao Tiezhu on assembly line 2 is saying, Chinglish. Sorry, I don't know what you said ~
Duan Zi Source:
Mobile phone OEM giant? Futukang? A workshop employee, English Michael Jack, French H? Lodie Jaqueline first appeared in the third season of Big Event, Assembly Line Engineering. Love to speak English, called by netizens? Futukang quality inspection little prince? You must hear it before you can feel its importance in English!
Han Han
The hottest paragraph 1: grandpa, I need to cultivate feelings with grandpa.
Hottest paragraph 2: You all shouted at Han Han's parents-in-law. I'm so ashamed of you. Besides, her daughter is only a few years old this year, and it makes me sick to see you putting on airs. Dad, do you think I called them names?
Duan Zi Source:
In the past, Han Hanhuo was angry because of writing articles, but now Han Hanhuo is angry because of his daughter. Ever since Han Han published a photo of his three-year-old daughter Han Xiaoye on Weibo, netizens have been kneeling at the feet of MengMeng's grandfather, calling him Han Han? Father in law? . Since then, Han Han has embarked on it? National father-in-law? No point of return, cultivate a large number? Father in law? I guess Han Han didn't expect it himself.
Lao Luo
Hottest paragraph 1: Jobs redefined mobile phone, and Luo Yonghao redefined SB.
Hottest joke 2: After reading all kinds of boasting of Luo Yonghao, I think he is an ambitious man who can do anything, but unfortunately he is impotent.
Duan Zi Source:
Luo Yonghao taught English, smashed the refrigerator and made a mobile phone. You can't appear well every time, you must be high-profile! Sensational! Break your word and cut the price? Hammer cell phone? , a controversy such as the flow of Wang Ziru's war, where there is Luo Yonghao, there is controversy! There are jokes!
Hans Zhang
Hottest paragraph 1: I want to let everyone know that this fish pond has been contracted by you.
Hottest paragraph 2: I will consider Shanshan (played by Zhao) as a girl, and Zhao will not consider it. As far as I'm concerned, I prefer simplicity, loveliness and kindness (between the lines ...).
Duan Zi Source:
? Overbearing president professional household? Zhang Hans hugged the hostess Zhao in "Come and eat Chinese fir" and said in a cool way? I want you to know that this fish pond has been contracted by you. ? Although netizens said? I wonder what is there to show off about such a thing? However, Hans Zhang was banned? Fish pond owner? On the way to the president, running all the way, looking back and smiling, shocked the expression world. I heard that the bully Hans Zhang had a conflict with Du Haitao recently, but it turned out to be because of Jerry's words? Haitao has more temperament? , launched a vigorous tearing war. Readers, what do you think?
Yifeng Li
The hottest joke is 1: it's 30 years of reform and opening up. I also hope that our entertainment circle can learn from the reform and opening up, so that a group of new people can all become popular first, and then drive the entire entertainment circle. We should start with the newcomer, grasp it with both hands and grasp it hard.
Hottest paragraph 2: Moderator:? Have you ever been pursued by a man because you are too beautiful? Yifeng Li:? I did in junior high school, but I refused because it would affect my growth and development ...? o(╯□╰)o
Duan Zi Source:
It's very hot in Yifeng Li! Hmm! Of course, not only because he is handsome! He answered! He is very polite! But also because of his series of quotations about the country and the people. It is reported that as an idol drama star, people's acceptance speech is like this: It is 30 years of reform and opening up, and I also hope that our entertainment circle can learn from the experience of reform and opening up, first make a group of new people all red, and then drive the entire entertainment circle, and then an old man said that we should start with new people and grasp both hands. ? Weibo always pays attention to national affairs, so he has a new name on 20 14? Worried about the country and people, Li Zhengwei? .
Faye Wong
The hottest paragraph1:Is iPhone 6 Plus easy to use?
The hottest paragraph 2: 1996, Faye Wong got married for the first time, and A shares rose from more than 700 points to 2245 points; In 2005, Faye Wong got married for the second time, and A shares rose from 998 points to 6 124 points. At the end of 20 14, Faye Wong's new love affair began, and the stock market rose from 2000 to 3000. Shareholders' comments: Pay attention to Nicholas Tse and give positive guidance and support.
Duan Zi Source:
Apart from singing, Faye Wong always cherishes words like gold, and she doesn't talk much, but this doesn't prevent her from becoming a hot figure and frequently shuttling between various jokes. At the end of the year, her reunion with Nicholas Tse made headlines, and the controversy continued. Her friends supported her in Weibo, and as a result, people paid attention to her. Is iPhone6 Plus easy to use? , is also drunk. Some investors also found that every time Faye Wong got married, there was a bull market, so now everyone is looking forward to Faye Wong getting married.
Deng Chao
The hottest joke is 1: Take good care of the baby. You are not at home, and it is hard to take Deng Chao at home all day.
Hottest paragraph 2: Deng Chao? I am so handsome, I don't want to be your father, I want to marry you! ? Netizen:? When I was young, don't say goodbye to Bai Wan. How is he? Do you want Sun Li to be your mother-in-law?
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