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Martial arts movies in costume. Want to look good. Whether you are old or new.

1. The world's first major actor:

Li plays Cheng.

Wallace Huo-decorated with knives for the sea and Michelle Ye-decorated with Shangguan Haitang.

Dicky Cheung-as Gu Santong-as Princess Yunluo.

DAMIAN LAU Eva Huang, the God of Iron Courage-Yukime.

Gao Yuanyuan-decorated with floating catkins, Don-decorated with 3000.

Yasuaki Kurata-for Liu Sheng, but followed the lead-for the emperor Deng Chao.

Chen fa Yong Shi su Jian yi Shi dong factory

Jin Quanzhan-Played by Fang-Played as a little slave.

3. Legend of the Sword and the Chivalrous Man to Hugh-as Li Xiaoyao.

Liu Yifei-as Zhao Linger

Ann-Lin Yueru

Liu Pinyan-playing Anu

Rosa, Eddie Peng Yuyan-Pretending to be Tang Yu

Wang Lujiang-As Liu Jinyuan

Xie Junhao-As a drunken fairy.

Pei-Pei Cheng-Decorate the old.

Australian National University/Liu Pinyan

Tang Yu/Eddie Peng Yuyan Swift

Jiu Jianxian/Xie Junhao

Lao Lao/Cheng Peipei

Liu Jinyuan/Wang Lujiang

Worship the moon/Xu Jinjiang

Blade master/Guo Liang

The Witch King/Huang Zhixian

Wu Zetian/Sun Li

Jiang Qing/Tan Yaowen

Nvhara/Rulu

Cai Yi/Jess Zhang

Wang Xiaohu/Li Cansen

Shenggu/Loretta Lee

Ji Sanniang/Chuan Fangling

Elder Shi/Deng Limin

Fox demon/Yang Minna

Aunt Li/Yang Kun

Vanilla/Viann

Lan Xiu/Joanne

Nanmanniang/Chloe Wang

Meng Ci/Zhou Lan

Ji Xiu/Zhou Dehua

4. Fei Xian

Yong Dong-Hugh (decoration) Xiaoqi-Ariel Lin (decoration) Qi Hao-Bobby Dou (decoration)

Jinsai-Cocoa (Jewelry) Yuanbao -TAE (Jewelry) Xiangxuehai-Cecilia Han (Jewelry)

Cui Niang-Chen Xiuli (ornaments) Jade Emperor-Xu Jinjiang (ornaments) Empress-Wu Qianqian (ornaments)

Dong Qianfa-Yue Yaoli (ornaments), Wen Pin-Li Qinqin (ornaments) and Fu Shan-Zhao Liang (ornaments).

Old Master Q-Xie Junhao (ornaments) and two fairies-Guo Feili (ornaments)

5. Fish and Hua Wuque

The old cast of Little Fish and Hua Wuque.

Dicky Cheung plays the little fish.

Yolanda plays Su Ying.

Yang Xue plays Jiang Yuyan.

Kong Lin plays the Lord of the Moon Palace.

Zhang Jizhong plays Lao Hongye.

Wu Qingzhe plays Yan Nantian.

Nicholas Tse plays Hua Wuque.

Fan Bingbing plays Tiexinlan.

Ni Jingyang plays the Lord of the Star Palace.

Liu Yiwei plays Hongye.

Snow White plays the little fairy.

Li Guohua plays Liu Xi.

7.08 Sculpture Shooting (Hugh, Ariel Lin Edition)

Hugh Ariel Lin

8. Magic sword, chess for life and death

Sun Xiezhi plays Ren Qianxing.

Tamia Liu plays Liu Yiyi.

Shao Bing plays Yan Zangfeng.

Guo Tingting plays Bai Yuer.

Tian Jiada plays Xiaoyao Lang.

Lv Liangwei plays Guan Yutian.

Dai Jiaoqian plays one of the heroes.

Leo plays Po.

Zhou Ziyin plays Lianchi Snow.

Guangxu plays Murong Hua

Ma Rufeng plays He Lianba.

Zhang Yue inadvertently play.

Zhang Lei played the role of God.

Du Zhiguo plays Jian Zun.

Cao Lu plays Cecil.

9. The legend of hegemony

Fu Yinxin ... Princess Zhao Chen Kun ... Fan Li DAMIAN LAU ... Gou Ma Jian Dezhong ... Fu Cha Sonija Kwok ... Xi Qin ... Seli County, Zheng Dan ... Teng Jue Feng Wei ... Prince Jia Ni ... Sister Haihai Lin ... Fan Zhi, He Yi. ...

10. Datang Shuanglong Chuanqi

Raymond Lin ... Kou Zhong.

Ng Cheuk Hai ... Xu Ziling.

Yeung Yi ... Li Xiuning.

Tang Ning ... Shi Feixuan

Hu Dingxin ... Absolutely.

Weng ... Zhu Yuyan.

Li Zixiong ... Yu culture

Wu ... Fu Junchao.

Jiang Hong ... Shen Luoyan

Li Qian ... Song Yuzhi.

Yuan Qiangsen ... Li Shimin.

Orwell ... Li Jing.

Bruce Lee ... Bu Tianzhi

Zheng Min ... Hongfu.

Ceng Weiquan ... Shi Zhixuan.

Guo Zhenghong ... Hou Xibai.

Han Mali ... Fan Qinghui

Wilson Tsui ... Shimi.

Chen Shancong ... Yu Wenzhi

Li Bide ... Chen Laomou.

1 1 Qiang Jian

The Legend of the New White Snake (New)

chinese paladin 3

Hugh-Jing Tian

Wallace Huo-Changqing

Yang Mi-Snow See

Tang Yan-Zi Xuan

Di Renjie "

The main actors:,,,, Downing,,,, Huang Jiale, Changqing Mai.

Four famous boys. "

The main actors: Lin Ruilin, Kenneth Ma, Ng Cheuk Hai, Sammul Chan, Xu Zishan, Li Shiyun, Tian Ruini, Lin Jiahua, Gong Qiantong and Li Siting.

Win a pile of snow and salt

The main actors: Steven Ma, Yeung Yi, Liang Rongzhong and Kara Wai.

In 2000:

10 02 "Jing jiao yi" 20 episodes (Yuan Wah, Liu Jiahui, Tang Wenlong)

165438+1Sword stained with royal blood on October 20th (35 episodes) (Lin Jiadong, Jianghua, Guan Baohui)

200 1:

April 09 Nanlong Beifeng (40 episodes) (Felix Wong Yat Wa, Liang Zheng, Liu Jinling)

April 09 "Dragon Slayer Island" (37 episodes) (Wu Qihua, Charmaine Sheh, Gigi Lai, Zhang Zhaohui, Teng Liming)

On July 23, the list of gods (40 episodes) (Chen Musheng, Qian Jiale, Irene Wan, Michelle Ye, Wan Qiongdan)

10 June 5438+05 "Searching for Qin" (40 episodes),, An,,, Gai Minghui

In 2002:

June 24th Luo Shen (27 episodes) (Ada Choi, Steven Ma, Chen Hao, Sonija Kwok, Liu Dan, Mai Bao)

65438+February 30th Jade Bow Edge in the Sea of Clouds (20 episodes) (LAM Raymond, Michelle Ye, Li Choi Wha, Chen Guobang)

Xiao Ichiro (20 episodes) (Felix Wong Yat Wa,,,)

In 2003:

065438+10.27 "The Tale of the Son of Heaven Seeking Dragons" (20 episodes) (Chen Musheng, Mai Bao, Wen Songxian, Yang Yi)

September 2008, Heroes, Knives and Teenagers (20 episodes) (DAMIAN LAU, Ng Cheuk Hai, Bosco Wong, Yang Siqi)

TVB TV series list in 2004:

065438+1October 19 "a strange man and a plum" (20 episodes) (Deric Wan, Yeung Yi, Guan,,)

In February 2009, Bonfire Adventures and Marriage (20 episodes) (Jessica Hester Hsuan, Ma Dezhong, Shi Xiu, Jiang Zhini, Chen Guobang)

In March 2008, Hot Blood recommended Xuanyuan (37 episodes) (Adam Cheng, Wang Mingquan, Lin Raymond, Yang Siqi, Yang Xue, Gungun, Chen Honglie).

July 19, The Legend of Datang (42 episodes) (Raymond, Tang Ning, Wu, Ewenki,,,) is being broadcast.

My Master is Huang Feihong (25 episodes) (Bosco Wong, Sammul Chan, Li Caihua, John Chiang, Kenneth Ma and Jia Biyi) has been filmed.

Chu Han Jiao Xiong (Adam Cheng, Maggie Cheung, An,) has been filmed.

The filming of "Amazing Lens" (She, Chen Songling, Wen Songxian, Chen Jinhong, Ma Dezhong, Ou Jintang and Shi Xiu) has been completed.

Rain Cloud (She Shiman, Lin Ruimeng, Chen Musheng, Sonija Kwok, Bosco Wong, John Chiang, Xu Shaoxiong, Kaohsiung, Chen Minzhi, Chen Guobang, Luo Minzhuang, Mai Bao)

Ten brothers (Guo Keying, Lin Wenlong, Cai Zijian, Tang Ning, Hu Dingxin, Liao Qizhi, Li Nuoyi, Hu Nuoyan, Li Yilang, Yangming)

List of TVB TV series in 2005:

065438+ 10/0 My master is Huang Feihong's Huang Weixing (25 episodes) (Bosco Wong, Sammul Chan, Li Choi Wha, John Chiang, Jia Biyi, Chen Guobang, Tan Xiaohuan, Kenneth Ma, Tang Yingying, Yang Wanyi and Tang Wenlong).

Month? Tang (20 episodes) (She,,,,, Ou Jintang, Shi Xiu).

Month? Japanese "There is a Jianghu" [co-production] (Kenny Ho, Chen Jinhong, Sonija Kwok, Chen Long, Li Qian, Pan Hong, Chen Yirong)

List of TVB TV series in 2006:

Month? Japanese Rain on the Clouds (Charmaine Sheh, Lin Ruimeng, Chen Musheng, Sonija Kwok, Bosco Wong, John Chiang, Xu Shaoxiong, Kaohsiung, Chen Minzhi, Chen Guobang, Luo Minzhuang, Mai Bao)

Month? Japanese "Iron Bodyguards" (Steven Ma, Li Yaoxiang, Yao Ziling)

Month? Facing Fate (Lin Wenlong, Xiang Hailan, Lin Ruimeng, Yeung Yi)

Month? Japanese Taiji (Chiu Man-Cheuk, Wu Meiheng, Hu Xinger)

Hegemony * 42 episodes have been broadcast/released (formerly known as Hegemony Legend) Actors: DAMIAN LAU, Ma Dezhong, Chen Kun, Sonija Kwok and Chen Guobang.

Qiang Jian Episode 20 *26/02/07 Haifa (formerly known as Jianghu in Qiang Jian) Actors: Bosco Wong, Kevin Cheng, Liao Bier, Chen Minzhi and Yang Siqi.

Qiaoxiong

20 episodes of "The Secret" * have been broadcast/released: Steven Ma, Chen Musheng, Yang Siqi, Li Shiyun, Yuan Wah and Luo Minzhuang.

In 2004, DAMIAN LAU Esther's fantasy drama "The Fugitive",

Bosco Wong Hu Xinger costume comedy my savage mother-in-law.

In 2006, Ouyang Xiu Guo Keying directed the costume detective fantasy film The Mystery of the Stone Bow.

Alec Su costume movie "Invincible County Order" in 2003,

06 Jianfeng Bao historical biography "Xue

In 2005, Hu Jun Jimmy Lin's martial arts film "Dragon"

In 2003, Alec Su's "Eternal Dragon Slayer"

1998, Zhang Daming Guo Aiming's costume comedy detective film Song Shijie,

In 2005, Adam Cheng Yang Yi's costume comedy "Royal Idle People"

03 wuyue's "Liancheng Tactics"

In 2007, Lin Wenlong Yang Yi's martial arts drama "Facing Fate".

In 2006, Chen Hao Zhou Liqi's costume comedy "Scholar meets soldier".

In 2005, Huang Xiaoming Jianghua Jimmy Lin and others' drama Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio 1.

In 2007, Chen Musheng Yan Kuan Eric Suen Yiu Wai Wai Yiu's drama Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio 2.

1997, the new sword on Lin Jiadong was stained with the blood of the royal family.

1997, the fantasy drama "Looking for Qin",

In 2004, Lin Raymond Wu and Zhuo Yi's martial arts drama "The Legend of Datang Shuanglong"

In 2002, Apollo's romantic drama Shui Yue Dong.

Close the 2006 dragonfly "xianggong",

In 2008, Ma Guzhuang comedy "Scholar falls in love with soldiers",

Takeshiro is very good! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Cast:

Main actors:

By playing Wu, by playing Li Yashou.

Hu Yuwei is decorated with thunder, and Jerry is decorated with forest pool.

Bai Ahao Zhang Guoli Dingdang

Bai Bingbing plays Lei Laohu Alina Zhang as Lei Xiaoyu.

Yixiao Li is decorated with Shanxi and white.

Cai Jing plays Fang Zhoubo and Shanghai High School played by Wu Liang.

Dong Zhihua decorated Ping Jian.

Introduction:

In the early years of the Republic of China, the famous martial arts master Wu and his wife successively gave birth to nine girls. Master Wu was afraid that her husband would marry another little wife in order to let the men burn incense lamps, so he had to trick the tenth baby girl of the Wu family into a boy and name her Shiro. If this is the case, Wu Shirang has lived a life of disguised as a man since he was a child, and he is like a boy in words and deeds and personality.

Wu learned the true story of his father's martial arts and inherited his father's martial character. He loved to fight for justice and help the weak. Wu loves Li Yashou even more, an orphan from childhood, and the relationship is as good as brothers. Unfortunately, Yashou doesn't know the secret of Wu's life. He only thinks that Wu is a good brother and values money very much. He just wants to be attached to the dragon, marry a rich girl and live a good life.

One day, the rich Lei family came to town to hold a competition and recruit relatives. Yashou is bent on winning the ring, beauty and gold medal. In order to prevent Yashou from marrying a rich girl, Wu went to the stage and beat Yashou away. As a result, he accidentally bumped into the prospective son-in-law of the Lei family. Miss Lei Xiaoyu, the eldest daughter of Lei family, thought Wu was a boy, fell in love with him at first sight and decided not to marry him. Lei Gong's thunder happened to meet Wu, a woman disguised as a man. He just felt that his eyes were shining, and he was shocked by nature and vowed not to marry. The two brothers and sisters don't know the secret of Wu's life, so they compete for who Wu belongs to.

Seeing that the misunderstanding was getting worse, Wu had no choice but to confess to Lei's family that he was a girl's life secret. Wu Ding was surprised when he realized that his son was a daughter. What's even more surprising is that the owner of Lei's family turned out to be a savage bitch with high martial arts in "The Love of Wu Ding". When the tiger meets his favorite Ding Dong again, he is determined to restore his friendship with Ding Dong. However, when they heard it, they left Shili Town overnight with the Wu family to escape. Wu did not give up Yashou. Before leaving, I told him that I was a daughter's home and expressed my love for him. Yashou hates Wu for ruining his good deeds, but his secrets and love for Wu Yisheng are even more unacceptable. They hurried to say goodbye. ...

After the Wu family went to Jason Wu Town, Wu Ding finally accepted the fact that Wu was a girl, and made her behave like a daughter's house in the future, and no more knives were allowed. Wu, who was addicted to martial arts, complained about it, but he gradually learned to dress up and fell in love with his cousin A Hao, who is known as the first beauty in the city.

The Lei family are all crazy about love. Knowing that everyone in the Wu family fled overnight, they had to search for their whereabouts in unison. In order to please Xiaoyu, Yashou took Xiaoyu to Jason Wu Town to find Wu, waiting for Xiaoyu to recognize Wu as a girl and turn to his arms.

Yashou and the Lei family finally found Wu and others in the town. Unexpectedly, Xiaoyu did not turn to Yashou after learning about Wu's life experience, but fell in love with Lin Chi, the minister of A Hao Group, and Yashou was discouraged. The infatuated loud voice can't stop pursuing Wu, but Wu doesn't like being spoiled and often avoids it by an excuse. Qtv *

A Hao, who has always longed to marry a rich man, was attracted by his gentle manners and distinguished family at first sight. Even though Lin Chi, a childhood friend, was obedient and considerate in every way, A Hao held back his feelings for Lin Chi and was determined to make Sheng Da like himself and realize his dream of making a fortune.

The villains in the city are always firm and correct everything. Wu He Yashou, who loves to hoe the strong and help the weak, had to go to last stand. Because of his superb martial arts, Wu was respected as a martial arts master by all martial arts teachers, and Yashou was even elected as the chairman of the Volunteer Army. Xiaoyu saw Yashou give his life many times to save him, but fell in love with Yashou again and became close friends with him. Wu is very jealous. Yashou knows his intentions and often avoids them everywhere. The two made a series of jokes about it. Qtv *

In order to defeat in the lion dance competition, Wu and Yashou asked the lion king for art, but their daughter fell in love with Yashou, and even used a trick to separate Yashou from Xiaoyu. Wu thought Yashou had changed his mind again. Disappointed, he could not help secretly being moved when he saw the rich boy yelling and making great efforts to pursue the country.

When Wu and Yashou were defeated, Bai, the fearsome legend of Jianghu, reappeared in the town. Bai is so strong that neither he nor she can stand it. White loves to make trouble. He makes trouble in the town. Wu and Yashou had to try their best to contain him, only to find that Bai was closely related to Yashou's dead father ... qtv *

After many experiences, Yashou began to understand that family ties are more valuable than money and began to pay attention to Wu. Although Wu is very interested in Yashou, his heart is gradually moved by this great voice of love. The three of them are ambiguous and have a delicate relationship. When he first tasted the taste of pursuing boys, he was deeply impressed and suddenly moved by the firm and sincere voice. At that time, I was moved to tears by Yashou's thoughtless but sincere love. Wu was very worried about whether to choose loud voice or Yashou to love each other, so he had to come up with a contest in the ring to decide who his heart belonged to. ...

Funny lines:

Listen, I'm a seven-year-old bully.

At the age of twelve, he was the first of the four kings.

At the age of 17, he ranked first in the Thirteen Pacific Insurance.

Under the leadership of my father, above ten thousand people,

Laugh,

Wu, Xiao Min, Xiao Min, Xiao Min `````` (echoing ~ ~).

I wear women's clothes every full moon night to regain the youth that has passed away for more than 20 years. ....

Then put on the ghost of a beautiful girl! ! ! !

I have known Shiro for more than 20 years, and I know him better than his parents.

Besides staying in the martial arts school to practice martial arts, he also likes to drink Hua San and pick up chicks here.

Unlike me, I am faithful to love and polite to women.

Slowly, you will find that I am actually a very emotional person.

Besides appreciating poetry, music, chess, calligraphy and painting.

I like listening to the sounds of nature by the lake.

Or look at the clouds in the sky and feel the life.

Xiaoyu, while you are here today, my mind is full of poems, so I will sing my favorite poems to you.

Such bright light is at the foot of my bed, I doubt it. ....

Lei Laohu: Lei Laohu, Lei Laohu. You are so unfortunate. Your child gave birth to you. Nobody listens to you.

Eat breakfast alone. Soymilk will also become bitter. Fried dough sticks, if alive, will also cry for me! 50000.000000000605

The scene with the longest laugh was episode 29. A Shou and Shiro have a candlelight dinner.

A Shou used candles for ancestor worship as candles for dinner ... I don't know where he got two pieces of poor quality yellow and old paper as napkins for eating western food ... At that time, the wind was very strong. The newspaper has been patting Shiro's face!

On blind date, Wu Ding will say, "Even if you are Yao Shun, I won't let my daughter marry you."

Say loudly, "since my uncle hates those people so much, I will definitely break up with them."

love letter

Episode 2: Thunder and rain, Kojiro: road idiot, idiot, infatuation.

I know that the sunrise is in the east and the moon is in the west, but I will be fascinated by it on the road and become a road idiot; I understand that my fair lady and my gentleman are very graceful. Once they meet, they will often be at a loss, and they will talk nonsense like an idiot. When I met you last night, I was first a road idiot, then an idiot, and finally I realized that I had become infatuated. Because last night's dream was full of your beautiful images. Beautiful lady, please accept my love! The thunder is very loud.

Solution:

-Mom, I don't understand! Why does this person know that "the sun rises in the east and the moon sets in the west" will say these words, but he will get lost when walking on the road. He is a road idiot and can't even tell things apart?

-I don't understand the words "My Fair Lady, My Gentleman"? And why does this road idiot know that he is an idiot and even thinks that he is infatuated? The question is, what does it matter to me that he is an infatuated person?

-and, "Last night's dream was full of your beautiful images." He's a big head ghost, and he calls me a ghost!

I certainly understand "Beautiful Miss", but how to accept "Please accept my love"?

Reply:

-Mr. Lurgi, I'm not Lurgi. We have nothing in common. Please don't come to me again.

Mr. idiot, I'm an idiot, too. Everyone is an idiot. Being stupid together will affect the city appearance. It's better not to be stupid together.

-Mr. Infatuation, thank you for your infatuation. I'm shocked that I appeared in your dream. You violated my freedom by letting me appear in your dreams without my consent. I reserve all legal rights and compensation. Besides, you didn't tell me what you did to me in your dream.

16 episode: Shiro to Ashou to Ashi: the happiest time in my life.

The days with you are the happiest time in my life. As long as I can see you, it will become sunny whether it is cloudy or rainy. Although you are not perfect and often make me angry, you are the only one in my heart from beginning to end, and there is no room for other men. I really want to be with you for a lifetime and never part.

Episode 26: Lin Chi vs. A Hao: I clearly know that the person you like is me.

By the time you read this letter, you may have married into the Lei family. Congratulations, you have finally fulfilled this wish that I can't help you realize! I remember you once said-you should dress as beautiful as a light rain, you should live as big as a thunder, and you should bring the most expensive jewelry-I believe you have all these now. I'm sorry, I know you like me. Linchi

28 episode: lead the way Xiaoyu: hide love in your heart

Miss, I have to go. I've always liked you. I just kept it in my heart and dared not say it. You and I are from different worlds. You are a big miss, and I am just a humble servant. I think I have to leave it to fate. Since we are doomed not to be together, we can only hide our love for you in our hearts and hope you are happy. show the way

Loudly: "it's so beautiful, just like my mother!" "

Shiro: "Ah! ! ! Am I that old? "

Go to Ping Jian

Ping: Oh, my God.

Rain: Mr. villain, please let me go. I ran away from home. No one can help me pay the ransom.

Ping: I know you ran away from home to find a handsome guy. You've said it more than 8000 times.

Rain: But my mother is Lei Laohu.

Ping: Ah, can we not mention her?

Shou: Uncle, I am an orphan, and no one will pay the ransom for me. Even if someone is willing to pay the ransom for me, 30 thousand yuan is too expensive, he may not be willing to pay it.

Ping: I know that too. Don't you want a 10% discount? I don't even have money to eat if you go on like this.

Shou: Uncle.

Lin: I beg you to leave me alone. I am an orphan, too. Besides, A Hao has been arrested by you. No one in the world will pay the ransom for me anymore.

Ping: Who do you think I am, Ping Jian? I am a famous villain. You want me to help you tie you up. You have to tie you to the end. How can I just let you go?

All right, Ping Jian, I am rich, but I didn't give you courage, so kill me.

Ping: Yes, I'm not afraid of losing rice money. I'll feed you the noodles from your noodle restaurant. I want you to have a meal every day, and I will force you to leave no noodles in your meal to see if you are willing to pay the ransom. Ha ha ha ha.

Good: It's a pity that I can't eat this bowl of noodles by myself.

Shou: Uncle, you have gone too far. Are you human to torture us like this?

Rain: No, I will never eat that noodle again. I don't want it.

Lin: Well, don't be afraid of your face. I want it all.

Ping: Aren't you afraid to eat good noodles every day?

L: That's not true. I just like delicious noodles.

Xiao Yu's affection for Kojiro (the servant of the actual young master) has not been found: Kojiro, I came to tell you that I am yours in this life anyway. You must never abandon me. If you don't want to live with my mother's brother, I'd like to fly away with you. I know you pretended to be a woman to get close to my brother in order to find out about Lei's martial arts, so as to win and marry me in the ring. Later, you pretended to be a woman to break your marriage, in fact, to test my love for you, right, Shiro?

Loudly exposed to female Shiro (actually Xiaoyu): Shiro, don't run away. I am tired. I just want to tell you that no one and nothing can stop me from loving you. I know you have feelings for me, too. That's why you love me and my family. You don't want people like my sister and Shou to live a lifetime, so you disguised as men to beat him, but my sister has an imaginary feeling for you. You can't force a relationship, let alone my sister. She is too old to get married.

The tiger was exposed to Tinker Bell (actually loud): Tinker Bell, where are you? Don't run and wait. Don't hide from Tinker Bell. Come out. Tinker bell always talks to people with her ass. That's rude. Tinker bell is so cute. I've been jumping around since you said those words to me that day. I can't eat during the day and can't sleep at night. I'm on the verge of madness. In fact, I really hope that the love between us is sweet. Taste, never sing a tear, so this matter is very important. I must discuss it clearly with you, because my baby has similar views on personality and love to me. If they find that one day our marriage will affect their relationship with Shiro, they will definitely fall from heaven. So I wonder if we should postpone our marriage a little. What did you say?/Sorry? Actually, the most important thing is that I haven't made it clear to your wife. I'm afraid we'll get married and your wife will object. That's too bad, don't you think? Xiaoyu & Servant: Yes, yes, yes)

Tiger Edition: It was a starry night with long hair and shawls. I fell into a dry well on my way home. "Help!" The dry well is not deep, but at that time I had not started to learn martial arts, so I just couldn't jump out of the well. I don't know if this is a lot of hay or if it is really a ghost. I am in the well, as if something has been touching my head, my back and my leg. I was so scared that I kept calling for help. Brother Wudang held out his hand at this moment. He said it was just an illusion. Brother Wudang tried his best to pull me out of the dry well and then fainted. In order to save him immediately, I gave him artificial respiration.

Dingdong Edition: It was a dark night with a strong wind and high stars. On the way home with Shou's father, I suddenly heard someone calling for help when passing by a dry well, so I immediately rushed to the front and extended a helping hand. What are you doing to save people at this time? "This is the devil's well. It will only be a ghost, not a person." My hand has been caught by him. "Then I'll go first." Wait a minute ...

Wu Ding, when you were a lover, you lied to us too much. You lied to me. Your daughter lied to my daughter by impersonating her son. Your fake son pretended to be a daughter and lied to my son. I want you to pay for these emotional injuries. I want your immediate daughter and son Wu to marry my daughter and son! You should calm down and think about how our relationship will continue if we get married. ) If you didn't say it earlier, you should let Shiro out quickly.

Recitation of new poems

Lei Laohu loves you very much.

You are unambiguous.

Love to eat sesame paste, love to read books and read outlaws of the marsh.

Lei Laohu, you are the housewife at home and the master when you go out.

Shou: Yesterday, a bitch insisted on looking for Shiro to compete with her. She couldn't even refuse. She insisted on beating her neighbors. Those Shiro named Shiro were all killed. The most unfair thing is that Dulong, who was singing in the restaurant, was killed. Now she can only sing slow songs (why are you worried that I will be killed by others? It seems that you didn't run around last night.

Wu is a kung fu comedy. As always, Miriam Yeung continued his funny style, playing a double-faced beauty Wu, who was disguised as a man by her mother when she was young, but became a kung fu girl every full moon night. She has always loved Wallace Huo's good brother Li Yashou, but it is hard to say, and she is in a dilemma because Lei Jia's son in Hu Yuwei is infatuated with her.

"Wu" is the first TV series filmed in mainland China, and "Wu" has also brought her many honors, and won the honor of "Best Actress in Jinnan of the Year" at the Southern Festival in 2007. Miriam Yeung attached great importance to this award, saying that it was her first performance-related award. In the play, Miriam Yeung dressed as a boy and she smiled. In fact, there is also a careless and informal side in her life. She looks like a boy and it is not difficult to play "Wu". Besides, I learned a lot of kung fu.

Wallace Huo, a popular young man at National Taiwan University, changed his usual gentleness and became a kung fu teenager full of exaggerated comedies. He had to play many roles by himself, from childhood to adulthood, and there were "amazing" female costumes from time to time.

Miriam Yeung said that although Wallace Huo was funny in the play, he was gentle and careful outside the play, and everyone on the set was very happy. Another star, Hu Yuwei, is also a popular student in Taiwan Province province. Because he grew up abroad, it is interesting for him to read plays. If he doesn't know anything, he has to ask his assistant to translate Chinese into English, so he often jokes.

Miriam Yeung was called "Aunt Laughter" by the media and became one of the symbols of China's comedies. A reporter asked her if she would slow down her career because of her feelings. Miriam Yeung said with a smile, "Marriage is what every girl wants very much, but girls should also be independent. I still have a lot to do. "

flat key

When I don't have to work at home, I want to have a lot of money to spend. This is my wish since childhood. Why, why can't such a simple wish come true?

spaghetti

Miss, a bowl of pasta.

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This is tomato sauce noodles. Pour out the soup.

Left or right

Shou: Miss, you are so beautiful.

Are you sick?

Shou: I'm not sick, just a little crazy. How's it going? Living here for a month, it's normal to be a little crazy. If you don't believe me, you can stay here for a month.

Shiro: Dude, if I don't send you here and say you are sick, how can those people in Wulian let you go?

Shou: Miss, you have let me live here for almost a month. When will you let me out? Is there any way for you to do it?

Shiro: Brother (read the second sound), are you lame in your left leg or your right leg? Now your left leg and right leg are lame at the same time. Choose a lame leg, and people will find out!

Braised pork balls

As soon as Ah Shou saw the red lion's head, he said, "Wow, what a big braised lion's head!"

stimulate

Shanda bought oranges for Lei Laohu with the money earned by pulling carts. Lei Laohu was shivering with food, and the guide told her not to get excited. She said, "It's not that I'm excited, it's that the oranges are too sour."

Please kidnap me.

Lin Chi: If A Hao knew I was caught, he would definitely come to save me. Ping Jian, I tell you, A Hao and I are childhood friends, and she will definitely come to save me. I beg you, I beg you to arrest me once, okay? Just arrest me once.

Ping Jian: I didn't kidnap anyone. Is rice cheap?

Lin Chi: Meal money is not a problem. Why don't I give you accommodation? As long as you arrest me and kidnap me, please ... thank you. ..

Ping Jian: What do you think? Forget it. Since we have been friends for many years and you are so sincere, I will do a good deed and tie you up once.

Lin Chi: Really, thanks, thanks, thanks.

Wu

The best way to deal with a man's entanglement is to ignore him.

The best way to deal with women's entanglement is to run. ....

How to make people like it?

Wu Ma: Shiro, Shiro, how many times have I told you that girls can't leave the house? Why can't you just listen? You are sure to scare away men like you.

Shiro: Scare away, scare away.

Wu Ma: Don't you care about scaring Shou away?

Shiro: Mom .. How can I be likable?

Oh Mom: You just need to remember three things.

First, look like water.

Second, smile and grin.

Third, Lian Bu, travel light.

Shoudai led the vigilante patrol, and Shiro turned around, smiling like water and moving lightly, and walked towards Shouyi. A group of men ran away when they saw her like that.

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