Are there any funny jokes?

1. I will have a son named "Hao Shuai" in the future, and others will say "Hao Shuai's father" when they see me. 2. Work, take a step back, fall in love, take a step back and take an empty step. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their wages. 4. Money is not a problem, but no money! 5. I am drunk and won't accept anyone, just hold the wall! 6. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out 7. You know what, big brother? Second brother's meat is now more expensive than master's. 8. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smart, then you should at least eat a pair of whales ... 9. Clear water makes no fish, and people are invincible. 10. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough. 1 1. My friends around me, you should become famous quickly so that my memoirs can sell well. 12. A female classmate is a little black and her boyfriend is a little white. One day, after swearing at each other in the dormitory, suddenly a sentence jumped in front of her. You will give birth to zebras. 13. I always treat handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always look at me 14. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person. 16. God said that if there was light, I said I opposed it. From then on, the world was dark 17. Today, I am in a bad mood. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I'm done. 18. As a man, I must be a man wandering between cows. My name is God, my nickname is Jesus, my English name is God, and my dharma name is Tathagata ... shameless people are invincible in the world. 2 1. The farmer's three fists hurt a little. In fact, I have always been very popular: I was liked by everyone when I was a child, and now I am a bitch. 23. I am not afraid of enemies like tigers, but I am afraid of teammates like pigs. 24. Go your own way and let others take a taxi. 25. Rats are looking for cats all over the street with knives. 26. As long as you work hard. 27. Who runs fastest in China? It's Cao Cao (not Liu Xiang). Because speaking of the devil, you can go as far as you want. Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can you really realize that you are a "descendant of the dragon". 30. Lovers eventually become family 3 1. Spring has come, and a flock of geese fly north, forming a B-shape for a while and a T-shape for a while ... 32. Lie down where you fell. 33. Don't be arrogant, you think I'm HELLO KITTY! 34. Donkeys are full of ideas. The highest state of self-help is to help the wall in and help the wall out. 36. Lost ... 37. No money, no power, no matter how good it is for you, can you come with me? 38. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar. 39. Go to Google and Baidu. 40. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby! 4 1. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face ... 42. Grandpa is from his grandson ... 43. God, did you let summer and winter live together? ! This kind of weather! 44. When the bird is big, there are all kinds of Woods! 45. Don't be afraid of enemies like tigers, but teammates like pigs. 46. Summer is just not good. When you are poor, you don't even have to drink the northwest wind ... 47. Do whatever you want! 48. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it. 49. Don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do. 50. Do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes. 5 1. Angels can fly because they despise themselves ... 52. I want to fall in love early, but it's too late ... 53. Please don't speak English in front of me in the future. 54. Go as far as you want! 55. No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time! 56. Boss, is money really that important to you? You talked for more than three hours and didn't leave a penny behind? When I woke up, it was already dark. 58. If I become a personnel manager, the first thing I will do is to promote myself as a boss. 59. I try to lose weight every day except when I eat, and you say I have no perseverance? 60. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge. 6 1. Buying a computer without broadband is like having food, wine and meat, and becoming a monk before eating. 62. There is an old legend that people who can see beautiful women on XX campus will live forever. Living is easy; Life is not easy. 64. I won't tell if I kill you. 65. Nothing money can solve is a problem. 66. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better! 67. Even believe in advertisements. Are you stupid in your studies? 68. How to lose weight if you don't have enough to eat? Sleep is an art ― no one can stop me from pursuing it. 70. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird. 7 1. God, my clothes have lost weight again! 72. My name in my girlfriend's mobile phone is "He". After breaking up, I became "it". 73. I am different from you because I am human. 74. How much sadness can you have? Like a bunch of eunuchs going to a brothel. 75. I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple. God gave us youth and acne. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated. Although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, someone praised my left nostril as an idol. Mom's suggestion: Daughter, you have to eat a little properly to lose weight! 80 spring is the high incidence of colds and feelings. Some people accidentally caught a cold, and some people accidentally fell in love. I belong to the former.