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Laugh at riddles and jokes in your stomach.

1 ? Jasmine, rose and Chinese rose, which is the least powerful?

Jasmine ... what a beautiful jasmine ~

2 ? Which country has the largest army, China, Japan or the United States?

A: Japan ... There is a singer named Ayumi Hamasaki in Japan.

3 ? What line do orangutans hate most?

Answer: parallel lines ... parallel lines don't intersect (banana) ~

4? What is cloth afraid of, and what is paper afraid of?

A: It's not that (cloth) is afraid of 10 thousand, but (paper) is afraid of one thousand ~

5. How did Lin Daiyu die?

Answer: I fell dead (a sister Lin fell from the sky)

6. What are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: It's not that (cloth) is afraid of 10 thousand, but (paper) is afraid of one thousand.

7. Go to the toilet (guess the name of a Hong Kong female artist)

Answer: Karen Mok (reason: Karen Mok)

8. What animal likes to stick on the wall?

A: Seal (newspaper)

9. Why do foxes often wrestle?

Answer: Because foxes are cunning (their feet are slippery).

10.4 people are playing mahjong in the room. Why did the police come and take five people?

Answer: Because the person they hit is called Mahjong.

1 1. When do you like soda?

Answer: When you are lonely (when you are lonely, you will want soda).

12. An egg goes to the teahouse for tea. What happened afterwards?

Answer: The result is a tea egg.

13. There is a male deer. He walks faster and faster. What happened in the end?

Answer: it became an expressway.

14. One day Mung Bean committed suicide and jumped from the fifth floor, bleeding a lot. What happened?

Answer: it has become a red bean.

15. Where do users like to turn off their phones?

Answer: Ningbo,

Because? Sorry, the subscriber you dialed (Ningbo) is power off. ?

16. Where do mobile phone users like to go?

Answer: Tonghua, Jilin. Because? Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is busy (Tonghua) ?

17. Which two kinds of vegetables use mobile phones?

Answer: radish and vegetables. Because carrots and vegetables have their own love (Sony Ericsson).

18. Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high?

Answer: Because the stars will shine.

19. What mouse walks on two feet?

Answer: Mickey Mouse.

20. What duck walks on two feet?

Answer: All ducks walk on two legs.

2 1. Rubber, tiger skin and watermelon skin, which is the worst?

Answer: Eraser ... Eraser (poor) ~

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