Jokes about 10086

One day, a gentleman was idle and bored. At the instigation of others, he bravely dialed 10086.

( 1)

accomplish ......

"Hey, hello! What service do you need? "

"hello! I want to ask, why is it difficult for my mobile phone to receive MMS? "

"Have you enabled this feature?"

"I don't understand! My mobile phone is black and white. "

"Oh, of course not."

"Can I receive black and white MMS?"

"No, your mobile phone doesn't support this function!"

"Oh, no, people only buy one or two thousand color screens. How can I get 5000 for this black and white one? This is not right. "

"It depends on the model of the phone. If you have nothing else, hang up first ... "

anxious ......

(2)

accomplish ......

"Hey, hello! What service do you need? "

"I want sex."

"What?"

"I want sex."

"Do you know what you're calling? This is China Mobile 10086 artificial service station. If there are no other questions, please hang up. "

"I am God ..."

Doodle, doodle, doodle, doodle, doodle. ...

anxious ......

(3)

accomplish ......

"Hey, hello! What service do you need? "

"I want to check my monthly minimum consumption."

"You are a user in the M-Zone, with a CRBT and caller ID for one month ... and the minimum consumption for business is * * yuan."

"Well, this can be cheap."

"This is a unified price."

"Nothing, just help me make it cheaper."

"No, this is the company's unified regulations, there is a charge! We have no right to change it. "

"Hey, I don't have a phone bill."

"If you don't have the phone bill, you can recharge it through the business hall ...! "

"What if there is no money?"

"..." (speechless)