Ask and answer jokes

1. When your enemy goes to the toilet, he can't get out without paper. What should you do?

——————— Give him a roll of transparent glue.

2. Have you ever thought of someone who makes you want to cry?

-Yes, creditors.

3. Right away! Right now! Don't think about it! Say an English word that begins with p.

———— Pigu! ! !

4. Is anyone chasing you now?

Yes, I owe her 30 yuan. . .

5. What is the one thing that you learn the most from Lei Feng?

-holding the eldest sister-in-law to send the children home. .

6. What is the most serious consequence of being naughty as a child?

-playing on the wall when I was a child ~ I accidentally slipped. . . . Kick someone off the wall. . . .

7. Have you ever peeked into other people's privacy?

-I robbed. . .

8. Have you ever thought about suicide?

I want to fucking kill you!

9. When did your first kiss take place?

When I was 6 years old, I said to a girl one year younger than me: I don't agree that I pushed you into the ditch.

10, what is the minimum standard for making friends with you?

It must be a person.

1 1, how do two people who love each other keep Sauvignon Blanc?

Kill each other and bury them in one place. . .