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One day, during a shell drill in the military camp, the commander accidentally shot into the vegetable field, and then he heard a bang. The commander immediately rushed to the scene with rolling and crawling. I saw a man with a cabbage pulled out of the ground in his hand. His head was blown like Mike's kidney, and the commander just wanted to say sorry. Suddenly, the man said, "I just stole a cabbage and didn't need to be bombed!" " ! ! "The commander fainted on the spot after hearing it! ! ! I fainted after listening to it …