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A woman came to the hospital for examination (two tones) because the chief engineer couldn't fart (four tones). After waiting four (three) times for 20 minutes, it was her turn.

"Doctor, please make up (three tones) for me. I always fart with four controllers (four tones). "

"Fart?"

"Four ah, I often coarse in color (three tones), I can't borrow it. I also saw the monk head of Four Thieves (three tones) the day before yesterday, but when I met him, I also put five farts in the four-tone group, and I didn't make a rough sound during the study. Also, at the funeral last night (four times), Da Die and I stabbed (one time), died of rice (two times) and farted four times. Zisen (four tones) just farted. What happened to six silent children (four tones) in the fourth room of Hou (three tones)! What do you think? "

"Then (four tones) do it. You go to the otology department first (two sounds). "

2

Nuǐ, a pair of young men, dated four times (twice) in the park, and the bitch wanted to fart. She had an idea:

Woman: Have you ever heard the cuckoo?

M: My sister likes it.

Woman: I'll give you a silence (two sounds), cloth (fart sound)-valley (mouth sound)

Woman: Did you hear the rough (three tones)?

Man: I didn't hear you clearly because of the loud fart.

three

The train stalled (2). A woman and a wife are sitting together. The silly woman wanted to fart, but she couldn't hold back (four tones) and pretended to clean the window with her hands. Sun (four tones) rubbed her coarse voice (softly) and let off a few farts. Cauchy, the wife sitting there.

But he said to her, "The sound is ok, but what about the smell?"

Chasing cars

In the morning, I caught the bus test (1 sound), and arrived at Zantai No.4 (sound 2). The bus test (1 sound) has been rehearsed (1 sound). The son shouted at the back: "Master, wait for me! Sifu, wait for me! " The company broke up (twice) (three times equally stupid) and stuck its head out of the window (once) and shouted from my side (four times): "Wukong, you'd better fight (four times)."

ring-pull

A fat bitch got on the bus and didn't get to her seat early. Zi Neng pulls (one sound) to test (four sounds) the pull ring, seí fucking goes to sa (three sounds) to test (one sound) the driver, and the fat bitch pulls the ring (one sound). "

seat

There is a man who respects sissy. After the bus test (four sounds) (one sound), he took out a thick cotton swab from his bag and wiped his seat. When he added (four tones), he wanted to sit down and die (two) and fart. When a silly man heard this, Le Er had to say, Lend your mother to destroy the old lady.