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Funny Tanabata love story is the warmest sentence.

1. What is the warmest sentence in the Valentine's Day love story?

1, thinking of you is a beautiful, sad and sweet melancholy, but it is one in my heart; A warmth that can't be expressed in any words.

Do you know what it's like to miss someone? It's like drinking a large glass of ice water and then turning it into tears, which can't be dispersed for a long time.

I know you like this song best, and I know what you think. I miss you.

I often think of those days when I was with you, all the happy, happy, happy, lost, sad and painful days. I miss you very much. ...

5. Do you know? Someone always misses you, misses you, and your smiling eyes, like starlight, adorn my heart curtain and shine every night.

6. I want you to hear my heart and see my love, and I am not afraid to admit how attached I am to you. When I miss you, I hope you can receive my sincere message!

7. Thousands of thoughts are frozen in the air. Raise the wind to blow to you, with my blessing, I don't care about loneliness, I am satisfied with your happiness, and thinking of you is my happiness!

I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. I feel so lonely only because I miss you so much.

9. Long thoughts, like a broken kite, float around and float to your side.

10, I miss you so much! If the breeze is affectionate, please take away my thoughts of you, and I will care for you all my life: if Baiyun is interested, please take away my love for you, and I am willing to make love with you all my life!

1 1. In this warm season, I give you my sincere wishes and deep thoughts.

12, I like you! I like you! I like being so obsessed, and I feel puzzled. In my eyes, I only see you.

13, I want you to know that there is someone in this world who will wait for you forever. No matter when and where, you know there will always be such a person.

14, Roman Roland (love is the flame of life, without which everything will become night); Xu zhimo (the gentleness of bowing his head is the most, like the shyness of a hibiscus out of water, and the cool wind can't blow. Say treasure, say treasure, there is sweet sorrow in that treasure. This is my love for you!

I urgently need some funny words on Valentine's Day. I see you, I'm afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the electricity and send you roses, but the price is too expensive; I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet; I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe; I can only send a blessing to chase you, hoping that we will never blow.

-Happy Valentine's Day 1 Every day is Valentine's Day with you! With me, every day is Labor Day! The two of us are together, and we party every day. You are my intestine, my stomach and the red rose in my heart.

I widened the Great Wall for you. I drained the yellow sand for you-you are Turpan in my heart. I am very excited to see your name; Hear your voice; Please go out three times and five times; Afraid of acting rashly; Hey.

I didn't move when I saw you.

I winked at you with 10 thousand lies, and you noticed that in a pool of blood, your scarred body was covered with Cupid's bullets.

Dear, you always say that I love to brag, so please listen to me: "For you, I can spend nine days on the moon, but I can go to the five oceans to catch it!" " "Because: that" moon "is you, and that" hug "is you! 7 days without you, not melancholy! Without your flowers, it is not gorgeous! Without your meal, it doesn't smell good! Sleep without you is not sweet! Honey, why don't you come back? Don't pursue me, I want to tell you: "The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.

After the waves continue to rise, they will die on the beach. "Be dead! Come back, I can't cook alone.

Come back quickly, the table is wonderful because of you. Don't leave me with an empty stomach! 10 Cloud wants clothes and flowers to look good. I was thinking that your face is red.

1 1 There is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on! 12 don't hit you, don't scold you, torture you with special feelings! 13 not loving you is too much. I'm sorry for not loving you. If I don't love you, my friends will hit me. My goal is just to love you. 14 Do you love me? Baby, if you love me, say it. If you don't tell me, how do I know you love me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me that you love me.

15 Holding your hand is like holding a dog; Touching your head is like touching a monkey; Holding your waist is like holding a cat. 16 Don't trust roses, they are expensive and easy to thank. If you want to believe, then believe my three tears that are higher than 100 degrees Celsius: I love you! Just give me a glass of water every day, and my tears will flow for you for six days.

17 MM, May Valentine's Day: The boss follows you, the car gives way to you, the flowers are fragrant with you, the handsome guy accompanies you, and the love is sweet with you-gg I miss you so much! :) 18 You are the sun in the sky and I am the mountain on the ground; You are the moon in the sky, and I am the ocean on the ground; You are a crow flying in the sky, and I am a dog chasing on the ground. .

19 I miss you, miss you so much, find a painter to draw you, stick you in a cup, drink water every day and kiss you. Drop your phone and hug me! 2 1 Buy your own roses, and you will be laughed at if you forget. Buy chocolate, forget it, it will get fat; Light a candle and forget it. If there is no candlestick, use a wine bottle. Burning fried chicken, forget it, no ability; Valentine's day, forget it, go to sleep! Oh, my god Help me! What a good age! No lover! Oh, my God, help me! Alone! No courage! -Help me! ! ! You are my bread, my fruit knife, my heart, my liver and three quarters of my life! On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew, boil and steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach.

Baby: I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will lead to tooth decay. You, you, you goblin, poisoned me with your love poison, but refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love! Husband, husband, I love you, I won't hit you, I won't scold you, I will carve you to death with the knife I love! You are the wind, I am sand, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, you are Hami, I am a melon, you don't love me, I commit suicide.

I am ugly, but I have a thick skin. This is the nth Valentine's Day. Give some face.

Please marry me! You will be the second happiest person in the world, because you married me and I will be the first happiest person in the world.

Is there any reason to invite you to dinner? No need? Demand? ..... I don't think so. I may not be the best, but is there any other choice now? It's not easy to say I love you ... huh? what can I say? The sea is not dry, and the stone is not rotten. My love, as long as you are happy, I will change everything with them.

[Tanabata] It is my requirement to reach the peak in my career, and you are my lifelong wish [Tanabata] The stars in the sky are like your bright eyes, and I solemnly write: Because I love you! You and I are like two hemispheres. When they are put together, they are a whole. Emotion is the glue. The deeper the feelings, the stronger the ties. [Tanabata] Under the same fate, you left me. You once said that I hope that when you and I are both gray, I will still walk hand in hand in the sunset, begging me never to ... [Tanabata] In this life, you are the only one for me. Having you means having the whole world, and losing you means losing everything. Dear, you can't ... A few years ago, I prayed to God for happiness.

Now I have you by my side. I know, happiness, I have got it.

I love you! Dear Yong, having your sincerity is the greatest happiness in my life. No matter how things change, you are the only one in my heart and my favorite. [Tanabata] There is no difference between heaven and earth, and we are reunited tonight. I just hope forever. I love you, just want to tell you that this life is still the same! [Tanabata] Today is Tanabata. I miss you very much. Are you free to come out for dinner? See you at the usual place tonight. Kiss you. [Tanabata] The world changes, and my love for you remains unchanged. God let you meet me by destiny, I just want to say that I love you forever. I have an eternal desire. Although I don't know what eternity is without vicissitudes of life, I hope this world will be eternal, and my heart belongs to me ... [Tanabata] On a beautiful spring day, I will weave a string of past and sentimental attachment into a wreath of acacia and dedicate it to you. [Tanabata] I miss it all the time, but I want to last forever.

I miss you for a long time and love you deeply. Before Qixi, I didn't know you existed in this world.

Later, I looked for you in this world. Now, I have decided to love you all my life.

"Chinese Valentine's Day" is engraved with me in the left hand and you in the right hand. My heart is full of love. When our palms are opposite, everyone will see that I love you ... [Qixi] wanted me to write to me ten years ago; Think of me, page me seven years ago; Asked me to call me three years ago; Two years ago, I thought I remembered to email me; Now it's easy to miss someone on Tanabata! It's hard to love someone! Falling in love with someone you miss is even harder! God gave me an opportunity, and I must work hard ... [Chinese Valentine's Day] You and I are at the magpie bridge, relatively silent, warm and integrated into the sky, and love lasts forever. If there is love in the sky, if the dream will come true, let my heart love it completely. My love for you is indescribable, just like the wind blows and the rain keeps on ... [Chinese Valentine's Day] If everything can be repeated, I would rather you were my shelter.

If time can go back, I hope you are the only one in my life. [Tanabata] Birds and fish are in love.

However, they live in two worlds. As a result, the bird sadly flew to another sea area, and the fish swam to the bottom of the sea ... [Chinese Valentine's Day] I am a beautiful meteor next to the magpie bridge, just to have your true love to respond, I am waiting for you.

I don't want to leave for a long time ... [Tanabata] Don't let my dream wake up too early. If true feelings and promises become unimportant, what else is worth looking for in this world! Love me forever ... [Tanabata] Heaven and earth, year after year, tonight's reunion, just wish for eternity. I just want to tell you that my special feelings for you will never change in my life! [Tanabata] Cowherd wants to invite Weaver Girl to dinner. I wonder if Weaver Girl is free? [Chinese Valentine's Day] Don't lean on the column alone. It's easier to see every thousand miles.

Running water is gone, it's heaven and earth. Do you miss me? Waiting for the stars, looking forward to the rain, criticizing the stars and wishing for them. There are thousands of stars and rain in Qian Qian in the starry sky, and the stars and stars all hope to return to the present.

I wish friends from afar peace, soft and sincere heart ... [Tanabata] Don't envy the fairy of Queqiao, the flowers on earth are more beautiful; Today's Qixi rain, I love you more strongly! [Tanabata] The heartbeat is only a moment, but it takes a long time to forget this moment, maybe one year, two years, ten years, or even a lifetime! I want to put my hand in yours and shake hands as sweet as honey. My wish depends on your heart, and the words in my heart will never change. My eyes are willing to look at your eyes ... [Chinese Valentine's Day] You don't know the strength of wine until you are drunk, and you don't know the weight until you love it. Turn the world to live once, just to meet you.

Your smile and your tears are all my moments ... [Chinese Valentine's Day] Every word is my deep thoughts and deep blessings, which will always be tied to your warmth and joy. No matter where you are, may friendship last forever. Last night was another sleepless night, because I missed you.

"Don't just rely on the aperture, infinite Jiangshan, it is easier to see when you are away. When can I see you, I ... [Tanabata] If the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl need the help of the Magpie Bridge, then we just need to call, dear, let's meet tonight! I want to see you. For this day, I waited for 364 days and met at the old place. Please drop your mobile phone, or I will fall in love with you! Wow! I didn't let go and fell in love with you! ! ! Life is beautiful because of you. You are proud of life, cherish what you have now, care about what you have now, and believe that everything in the world is beautiful ... [Tanabata] The moon is like a hook.

Lonely phoenix tree, deep courtyard locks clear autumn. If you don't cut it short, it's still messy. It's sad.

Have a taste in my heart. [Tanabata] In my spare time, I look up at the sky. A moon is my eye. The hazy cloud shadow beside the moon is embroidered by the weaver girl for the cowherd ... [Tanabata] If there is a magpie bridge, I will accompany you to the end of the bridge and then tear it down. I will never let you go. Would you? I invited you in my life many years ago, so I cherish today's meeting! Even if the distance is far, there is my concern! ... [Tanabata] On the seventh day of July, in the Palace of Eternal Life, we secretly told each other in the quiet midnight world.

In heaven, let's be two birds flying together forever, and on earth, let's be two trees linked together forever. Tanabata: I met you by chance, but I like you.

Valentine's Day jokes are the most copied love words-I love you. If we want to add a deadline to this commitment, I hope it is-1 ten thousand years.

The most exaggerated love story-when I love you, I feel shaken.

Sweetest love words-I am your chocolate, melting in your mouth.

The cutest love words-I'm waiting to lie at your feet like a puppy that loves you.

The most emotional love words-I only know that happiness will always be maintained on you.

The most practical love story-thinking of you when you are sad is like thinking of the sun in winter; Thinking of you when you are happy is like thinking of the shade in the hot sun.

The warmest love words-always put a lounge chair for you in the shady garden, and put 10 glass of iced milk where you can reach it.

The most romantic love story-I fell in love with you before you were born.

The most eat drink man woman love story-the rice is in the pot and I am in bed.

The most unimaginative love story-I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer.

The saddest love story-the farthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but I am by your side, but you don't know that I love you!

The most unequal sweet words-give me a small part of your heart and take away all of me!

The most disloyal sweet words-I hate you!

The most convenient sweet words-I love you!

Valentine's day, in fact, can also be very short, one hand is pulled and one hand is loosened, and the lover is not hung up ~ ~

If you can't let go, your lover will become a wife, hang up ~ ~

Do you know what is the most painful thing about Valentine's Day? Valentine's day is not spent with lovers!

Do you know what is the most painful thing about Valentine's Day? All lovers are looking for you on Valentine's Day!

Do you know what is the most painful thing? Your lover spends Valentine's Day with someone else.

-Little Shenyang Valentine's Day Quotations

Tianzhu Xiaowu said: Who told me that I am a single floating nine-member, and my single index is 100%? Today is Valentine's Day, I am single and not a public hazard.

5. Ask a few funny Tanabata sentences 1. I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake.

If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me. I don't think you are a qualified friend, so you'd better be my wife! 3. Rose, yours; Chocolate, yours; Diamond ring, yours; You, mine.

4. Not every flower can represent love, but roses do; Not every tree can stand dryness, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive a text message, but you did it; Not everyone likes pigs, but I did it. 5. Without you, the color is single, without you, the food is tasteless, without you, I am empty! 6. Now wake up every day and see your sunny smile on your mobile phone. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your real flower-like sweet sleep.

7. Honey, I bought a ticket! The starting point is this life and the end point is the afterlife. Please obey the eternal rules when you get on the bus! People and hearts should not stick out of the car at will! Don't jump in the middle I hope we can love each other forever! Never part. 8. If you receive this message, you just like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If it is modified, it will be mine. If it is saved, it will be mine for the rest of my life. 9. If I can, I'd rather be a child and stand in front of you empty-handed and expect your pity. If I can, I'd rather be a beggar and walk by your door. I long for your love in my empty bowl. 10. Your hesitation period has passed. Don't be half-hearted! From today on, only be gentle and considerate, not bullying; Only love, no hate; Just laugh, don't cry.

1 1. I am your dog and you are my little bone. Even if I fall into the sewer, I will pick it up and carry it away. 12. Among thousands of people, I met you in thousands of years, so I caught up with you without a step earlier or a step later, just gently asked, "Hey ~! Pig head! Can you be my girlfriend? " The first trick of the Tanabata Raiders, bachelors go to the cinema collectively and buy tickets every other seat ... The second trick, bachelors stand in a row vertically, and when they see a couple holding hands, they go through the middle. When they pull again, the second one rushes over ... And so on, the third trick, if you see a couple, you rush to the man in the middle of the couple, and then shout loudly: Don't be stubborn. Above, hehe, I hope it will help you.

6. What does Tanabata say to your lover? Tanabata, Valentine's Day SMS is a collection of Valentine's Day, a beautiful festival, a rose festival. You see, even the sweet taste of love flows in the air and is everywhere. What are you waiting for? Let your mobile phone express your feelings, send cupid's arrow to the person you secretly love, and send love words that you meet every day that are usually difficult to say. Let him, let her, let us all laugh happily from the heart! Here, we have collected those sweet and affectionate romantic words for you to choose from.

Send him (her) a short message and tell him (her) what is in your heart-at this moment! Love your lover-deep feelings are on the verge ● When you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it, let's get married! I have no time to participate in your past, and I won't miss your future again! In sincerity, get to know you; Linxi is with you day and night. Do you know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: A: I miss you B: I miss you C: I miss you D: I can't live without you E: All of the above.

I can't promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms. Love plus love equals extraordinary love, love minus love equals the starting point of love, love multiplied by love equals infinite love, and love minus love equals the only love.

Maybe for you, my appearance in your life is just100+1=101. But for me, your appearance in my life is the formula of 0+ 1= 1.

If the frog didn't become a prince, if the princess didn't wake up, if the mermaid didn't become a bubble, would I still believe in love? Believe! Because I still have you around. The vast sea of people, navigate by your name; On a cold night, hold your name to keep warm; Live a long life and travel with your name.

Love is the yearning of the heart, the ringing of feelings, the collision of inspiration, the shining of electric light, the sweet dew and the intoxicating pure wine. Happy Valentine's Day! Seeing you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power.

Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty! I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in my arms, hold it in my hands, see it in my eyes and keep it in my heart! Baby: I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will lead to tooth decay. What is being pursued-send a piece of infatuation ● The ancient road is sparse, the sun sets, and the heartbroken people are waiting for your call! ● On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew it, cook it, steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach.

● You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright! Loving you is not the goal, the goal is to love you to death! Loving you is not the purpose, but the purpose is to love you for a lifetime! I miss you so much, I broke the telephone line, burned my mobile phone card, emptied my wallet, and took all the sleeping pills, alas! But I still miss you. ● You are a train and I am a railway; You are brick, I am mud; You are the cloud and I am the wind; You are chocolate, I am wrapping paper; You are love, I am love, and it is beautiful to have you.

My love for you is like a raging river, like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding, and like the sunset, the western hills are brilliant. I think you love you. I can't live without you. I must catch you! I want to send you roses, but they are too expensive. I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet. I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe. I can only send messages to chase you. I hope we will never screw up.

Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid. He will help me tell you that my heart likes you, my heart cares about you and my heart is waiting for you. You are a poison that permeates my blood, my nerves and my brain. On February 4th, 2004, a poisoning incident occurred. Please don't forget to give me the antidote! Love at first sight, goodbye infatuation.

Take pains to win people's hearts all day. I took great pains to urge my heart.

Don't want your heart, don't understand my heart, so cruel, make me sad. If I turn every thought about you into a flower, there will always be a garden full of flowers around me.

An old couple-the romance of daily necessities ● Love you for 10,000 years, exaggerated; Love you for five thousand years is hopeless; It is absurd to love you for a thousand years; Love you for a hundred years, too long; Love you for 70 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, this is my strength! ? I have no lover on Valentine's Day, only a wife. She is my favorite. Today is, tomorrow is, until I die, my heart is only her! Really love you! ● Everyone's fate is different, and the time of love will be different. Only by doing it wholeheartedly, what I can do is: I will let my love grow old with you. ● Everyone, every day is a festival.

A cold and warm sentence, a noisy line; A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a lifelong love. I speak for me, and I speak for me; I walked away for my return, and I came back for my walk away.

True water should be tasteless, so true feelings should be silent. I know! But I can't. Is this marriage arranged by heaven? Let's obey God's will! Your photo is on my desk, watching you in the morning, watching you in the morning, watching you at noon, watching you in the afternoon, watching you at night, watching you at night.

"Gollum, wife, when is dinner?" ● Dear husband, remember: If the husband doesn't send flowers to his wife on Valentine's Day after marriage, the wife will put a handful of dishes in the vase at home. Friends of the opposite sex-cheat you just like you ● Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some flood and you will be flooded.

A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine! ● The person I love has been taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible, either deteriorating in debauchery or perverting in silence. -For Valentine's Day! ● If you shed tears, I will be the toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I am willing to be the only piece of cloth left on you.

There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, and a happiness called having you around, even an idiot will accomplish it. You owe me a hug to read it; Delete it and owe me a kiss; Save it, owe me an appointment; If you answer that you owe me everything; If you don't come back, you are mine.

Choose! ● You seem.

7. Tanabata Valentine's Day Humor: Tanabata Valentine's Day is coming, warm reminder in advance: send some flowers and plants implicitly, run away with lively hands, really full, sing and dance enthusiastically, cuddle romantically, fall down in a crazy night, and send a text message timidly! Tanabata continues to be sweet with lovers, and those who have no lovers should not be discouraged. Redouble efforts with goals, keep searching without goals, want a romantic candlelight dinner, and really get together under the moon.

Yue Lao sends you a low-key message, keep it a secret! Www.yxi.cc On the occasion of Valentine's Day on Tanabata, on behalf of Buddhist Tathagata Guanyin, Queen Dong Fangyu, Yinhe Cowherd and Weaver Girl, and Moon Chang 'e WU GANG, I would like to extend my sincere wishes to the comrades who fought in the front line of love: Happy Tanabata! Do you see it? Are you in love? Have you thought about it? Did you follow it? Did you create opportunities for yourself? Want to confess? Stop dreaming! Express your true feelings on this auspicious day of Tanabata! Yue Lao will definitely help! Tanabata: Express your heart and courage, keep working hard, never give up on your lover, live in harmony and not get angry, and ensure that love is full of joy and no tears. Finally, SMS brings you good luck: I wish you a smooth love! Tanabata is coming, is it Valentine's Day without lovers? It's not a taste in your heart, is it? But it doesn't matter, I've helped you get through the back door in your hometown. He said that when he was laid off, your marriage would come. Oh, happy tanabata! Building a bridge for you with blessings is not for cowherd and weaver girl, but for you. As long as you receive this message around Tanabata, you will always be lucky and your popularity will increase! Happy tanabata! The most perfect short message in Tanabata: the person who receives it will never break up and will always be the lover's favorite. Trouble will never come near you, and a smile will always hang on your mouth. Take good care of this message. May my blessing always be by your side! According to the grapevine, on Tanabata, Yue Lao prepared a red rope for wild pulling, and Cupid prepared a lead arrow for wild shooting. Brother, don't say I didn't remind you, go and find your true love! I won't tell this ordinary person.

Tanabata Warm Edition Preview: Shy flowers and plants, hand-in-hand running in sports, realistic satiety, sensational singing and dancing, romantic cuddling, warm clockwork messages, just to express your affection! On Valentine's Day, a woman with a sweet smile can get a warm hug from the cowherd. A man who laughs and laughs can get the gentle hand of Weaver Girl. Sad people, both men and women, will be deeply licked by the old cow! The Queen Mother said to the maid, It's Qixi. Has the bridge where the Weaver Girl meets the Cowherd been built? Maid: Reply to the Queen Mother. Since there was a computer network in heaven, Weaver Girl and her husband met through QQ video chat. Being single on Tanabata is the most helpless, but it makes couples laugh, be kissed, be hugged and be haunted by happiness.

But being single also needs happiness. After reading this magical message, the other half will appear before your eyes-in a dream! Legend has it that the day before Qixi is the day when all magpies tidy up their appearance. At midnight, all the magpies bathed in the galaxy 1 1. Today, at midnight, after washing their faces in the open air, they made a wish that they would be happy all their lives! Tell your friends.