A weighty short story or a hilarious joke.

Women often ask: Your mother and I fell into the water at the same time. Who should I save first?

And how did the ancients do it? ...

Mencius:

My father died when I was a child, and my mother had a hard time bringing me up. In order to make me grow up healthily, I moved three times. In order to make me prosperous, I was given good food and clothes.

Mother and his wife fall into the water, of course, we must save mother first, evil is the first, and all virtues are filial first! I can find another one when my wife dies, but I can't find it when my mother dies. Find another one is my stepmother. I heard that there are not many good stepmother.

"Only a mother is good in the world, and a child without a mother is like a grass. Mom, I'm coming to save you. " Mencius plopped into the water.

Zhou Youwang:

My wife and mother fell into the water. Of course, I have to save my wife first. I thought that in order to make my dear praise and smile, I didn't even want Jiang Shan, even my own life, let alone my mother.

And this dead old woman always favors my brother when she sets up a prince, which makes me almost not a prince.

"It's raining hard. I love you very much, so I'm here to save you." Zhou Youwang plopped into the water.

Liu Bei:

Brothers are like brothers, wives are like clothes. Clothes can be mended, but brothers can be torn? As long as my second brother and third brother don't fall into the water, I don't care about the rest.

"Wife, mom. You died miserably! " Liu Bei fell headlong on the river and burst into tears.

Cao Cao:

Tell me to be negative to the whole world. It is better to tell the whole world to be negative to me, whether it is my wife or my mother, as long as I don't fall into the water.

"I walked quietly, just as I came gently. I waved my hand and didn't take away a cloud. Cao Cao hummed a poem and walked away slowly with a sword in his hand.

Qu Yuan:

The world is too dark and this country is too corrupt to live. It's better to die clean, the water in the surging waves is clear, you can stand on my tassel, and the water in the surging waves is turbid, you can stand on my feet.

Jumping into the river is a good destination.

"Now the sky is very dirty, and the stars can no longer be seen under the civilized sky. My wife, mother, I will die with you. " Bend and jump into the water.

Zhuangzi:

Born in He Huan, what's sad about dying? It begins with no life; There is no life, but it is invisible; Non-apprentices are invisible.

Mother and his wife died again and again, but they returned to an invisible state from a tangible state of vitality. What's so sad? Save it for what? No one can be saved!

"Look at another girl, look at it, look at it." Zhuangzi sat with his legs crossed like a dustpan, holding tiles in his hand, knocking and singing, watching his wife and mother slowly sink into the water with a happy face.

And arsenic:

If my wife and mother fall into the water, they will also fall into the water. I love money anyway. Money is my wife and money is my own mother.

I said, wife and mother, can't you fall into the river again in rags? It's a pity that those gold hair ornaments are on your heads!

"You're not sick, you have nothing, you have no money." He groaned and watched his wife and mother sink slowly.

Wang Bo:

The palm of your hand is covered with meat. My wife is my favorite person, and my mother is my closest relative. What should I do? Forget it, jump first, see who is closest to you and save who first.

Wang Bo jumped up with a splash.

"No, I forgot that I can't swim." Wang Bo took a few sips of water and slowly sank. Wang Bo, a gifted scholar, drowned because of this.

The Monkey King:

I jumped out of a crack in the stone without a mother. So there is no problem of mother falling into the water; I am a monk and have no wife. So there is no problem of the wife falling into the water.

There is no problem of mother falling into the water, no problem of wife falling into the water, and no problem of mother and wife falling into the water at the same time.