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Ancestral calligraphy and painting jokes

As we all know, in the long history of 5,000 years in China, there have been many amazing cultural relics, which are desirable. Some of these objects are buried in the ground, waiting for the world to find them, while others are regarded as family heirlooms, passed down from generation to generation, and have been perfectly passed down to this day for the world to enjoy. Among all kinds of heirlooms, there are gold and silver treasures, pearls and jade articles, and naturally there are wild animals such as wolves, tigers and leopards.

As the saying goes, "the mysterious hair is dense enough to find deep blue eyes", and the majestic spirit of the wolf is vividly displayed in only one sentence in Xuan Wolf, which not only lets everyone know what the wolf looks like, but also makes the world understand his preciousness.

After learning about the preciousness of wolves, many hunters began to fight them. Although there are many fierce wolves, they still can't bear thousands of years of human war and gradually become protected animals. At present, when calling for the protection of wild animals, a female college student took her ancestral "wolf skin" to participate in treasure-building. After reading it, the experts lost control of their emotions and immediately refused to identify them.

1. Female college students wear wolf skin as a treasure.

The hero of the story is a female college student. She came to look for treasure, not with any gold and silver jewelry, but with a wolf skin. For treasure experts, it is generally to identify porcelain calligraphy and painting, ancient precious seals, jade seals and so on. And it is the first time that experts have identified wolf skins.

You know, animal fur is hard to get, and perhaps most of the methods are so cruel that people can't bear to look directly at them. Although there are many handicrafts made of fur, the raw materials of these furs are mostly domestic rabbits, which have strong reproductive ability and are acceptable to people. But it would be cruel to use some rare wild animals instead of raw materials for fur.

There are also explicit provisions in our country prohibiting the killing of wild animals. If found or reported, it will be severely punished. But in this materialistic world, many rich people touch taboos for their own selfish desires and take risks for high profits. We must jointly resist such unscrupulous people. After all, wild animals are rare now and should not be persecuted any more.

2. Past lives in wolf skin

Speaking of this female college student, after she stepped onto the treasure hunt program, she began to tell you the origin of wolf skin. The woman said that it was handed down from generation to generation as a treasure. It is said that when her ancestor was a housekeeper in the ticket bank, the owner was very happy because he made great contributions, so he gave this precious wolf skin to his ancestor.

After the ancestors got the wolf skin, they used it carefully as a treasure. In winter, they put it on their bodies to keep warm from the cold, and in summer, they carefully put it away to avoid damage. At that time, people didn't have the concept of protecting wild animals, so the ancestors took this wolf skin as a family heirloom and passed it on to this female college student from generation to generation.

The woman also said that this wolf skin has been kept at home, but she is going to study in the north. Her parents were afraid that she would catch cold, so they took it with them. In the dormitory, she covered the wolf skin on her body, which was very warm. When her roommate saw it, it was also a simulation blanket. She never asked or said it herself. After a while, the woman stared at the wolf's eyes for a while, and then she was very uncomfortable. She always felt that the wolf was still alive and a little scared, so she put away the wolf skin.

3. The experts were out of control and refused to identify.

After listening to the woman's words, the expert asked: Why do you take the wolf skin as a treasure? Female college students say that they are a little obsessed with watching Jianbao programs recently, and they want to know if there are any family heirlooms. After thinking about it, they thought of this wolf skin, so they brought the wolf belt. The woman said that although this wolf skin was very old, her grandparents didn't know when it was made, so she wanted to ask an expert to identify the year and help with the valuation of this wolf skin.

Originally, the experts were a little excited after seeing the wolf skin. After listening to the woman's words, the expert lost control and suddenly became serious, refusing to identify the wolf skin. It turns out that in the eyes of experts, he has great respect for wild animals and has been committed to protecting them. However, female college students suddenly came to him with a wolf skin for identification. Although it was a long time ago, it also made experts feel guilty.

Soon, the expert's mood stabilized and said to the female college students: I don't agree because I don't want anyone to follow this behavior, and I refuse to evaluate it because I don't want anyone to persecute these precious animals for their own self-interest. Although your wolf skin is a family heirloom with a long history, I hope you can understand. After listening to the expert's words, the woman immediately said: This wolf skin will never be sold at home. It will always be hidden at home as a family heirloom.

"When you go out, there is no sound, and the jackals bark", which is an appropriate sentence to describe the living environment of wild animals in typhoid poems. Now we should not only rely on moral restraint and legal protection, but also take action to actively join the ranks of wildlife protection. At this point, the story is over. Female college students took their ancestral "wolf skin" to participate in treasure identification, and the experts lost control and refused to identify it. What do you want to say? Welcome to leave a message for discussion!