Funny celebrity quotes

1. Really pretend to be forced, and dare to face your thick face.

2, others have to fly a plane to hit Gemini, and you just have to skydive to have the same power.

3. If you are handsome, human beings will have to use asexual reproduction.

4. A successful husband has more money than his wife can spend, and a successful wife finds such a husband.

5. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of death.

6. In the past, I used to spend money at school, but now I'm working to spend money.

7. I don't want to discourage you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a suitable job for you. You can easily be shot by the police-inspector running around the street like this.

8. People live so-so, but their sadness is patchy.

9. Men have no money and women want a divorce; When a man has money, he wants a divorce! It's better not to get married than to get divorced anyway!

1, too vicious. I advise you to use it less! Be careful of being played.

11. Our weather forecast lasted for more than ten minutes, and the Japanese just said, "It will rain all over the country".

12. When I love you, you hit me and scold me, but I have put up with it. I don't love you anymore. Please touch me again.

13. Smile and say, "Bajie, teacher-father calls you".

14. Grenade will explode when it sees you.

15. When there is a road in Shushan, do it first, and learn from the endless sea to make porridge.