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Measuring mountains and rivers in the workplace-the road for tour guides (10)
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? At the beginning of July, the summer vacation came, the residual heat of the earthquake in April has basically dissipated, and the summer vacation team has basically recovered.
? Li Like's friend Yu introduced a familiar tour guide who took her to Jiuzhaigou in the travel agency where her cousin worked. Li Like contacted for the first time, and the other party said that he would contact Li Like next time he had a seat, but half a month passed and there was still no reply. Li Like asked Yu who was in the group at that time and which was inconvenient. She asked Li to contact the old tour guide again, and Li wanted to contact him uneasily. It seems to be in the group, and Li seems to be able to hear the whining of the cars driving over there through his mobile phone. Yin Jie was a little impatient and said that she had forgotten. When her group came back, there was a vacancy in the next group. On Thursday, Li Like was asked to wait for her at the XX address of Dongmen Station. Li seems to be going to Jiuzhaigou with the group. This tourist route is rich in the best tour guides in China, and the legends of many tour guides are in this 8-hour journey. She packed her bags and fell asleep with the good hope of going to Jiuzhai the next day.
? The next day, Li seemed to arrive at the designated meeting place an hour earlier. This time, she bought breakfast for the tour guide and the driver. Li seems to be watching the sky turn white, thinking about how to say hello to him in order to be natural and friendly. Tourists have slowly gathered in this place, and Li seems to be looking for it. Although she has never seen Yin Jie, the luggage of a tour guide is different from that of a tourist. Under normal circumstances, a tour guide can tell someone at a glance. Li seems to be listening to tourists from all over the world talking nearby and seeing a middle-aged woman with a schoolbag on her back talking on the phone in the crowd. The sixth sense tells Li that it seems that this person is.
? "Sister Yin!" Li Xiang trotted to the side and shouted enthusiastically. It's like squinting at Li, then turning around and continuing to call.
? Li seemed embarrassed, thinking that she might interrupt the phone call. She took off her backpack and took out the prepared breakfast bread. After this call, Li seemed to have brought bread. Sweep the bread and say, "Li, what are you?"
? "My name is Li Like, and I'm Sister Yin." Li said like a smiler.
? "Oh, you help me with my bag. The driver should be here soon. You sit in the front row and save me a seat. " Yin Jie didn't accept the bread, so she threw her schoolbag to Li Like, took the list by herself, and walked aside to confirm the guests who had arrived.
? After a while, Li Xiang watched a bus stop slowly. Tourists got on the bus one by one, and Li Xiang followed.
? Sister Yin may have dark skin, strong looks and fierce face because she has been with the group on the plateau all the year round. It seems that Li didn't expect that he might not be the kind of person who knows each other very well. She looked at the bread that had not been sent out, put it back in her bag and sat in the front row honestly. If any tourists want to come over, she tells them that there are already people here.
? After confirming the guests, Yin Jie had a familiar talk with the driver's master, and then the bus started slowly.
? Yin Jie picked up the receiver and stood in the seat of the tour guide. Her light-hearted and witty opening remarks are nothing like the harsh Yin Jie just now. Li likes to sit on the left, watching the tour guide talk like a little girl, and her endless admiration is beyond words.
? From the beginning of leaving Chengdu, Yin Jie talked about the history of Chengdu for about 40 minutes, entered Dujiangyan and talked about Dujiangyan and Yingxiu ruins. After getting on the Du Wen Expressway, at the first service area, the driver stopped to let everyone go to the toilet. After the guests had finished eating, Yin Jie and the driver began to talk. Judging from their conversation, they know each other and have taken several trips together in the same travel agency.
? "Yesterday, Zhang Qiaoling's group, she was so lucky that no one bought anything, and the boss flew into a rage. The last rich woman bought a big order. " The driver with a sharp mouth and a monkey face said cunningly.
? "Qiao-ling zhang, she just came to the company soon. I heard from Li Jun that she seemed to be scolded and cried by her boss. " Yin Jie said.
? "Lu Jian has this temper, and your boss is very fierce." The driver smoked a cigarette in a contemptuous tone. Then, he looked at Li sitting next to him. Li seemed to see the driver's master looking at her and greeted her with a polite smile.
? "Bring a new tour guide," the driver narrowed his eyes, looked at it, and then at Li Xiang. "Yes, follow your Yin Rongjie (Sichuan dialect, meaning to learn from someone) and don't be caught by flying knives (Sichuan dialect)."
? The driver said he went to buy a pack of cigarettes and got off with Yin Jie. Li likes to sit by the window. When she heard the driver get off the bus, she whispered to Yin Jie, "Ask your little sister, isn't it interesting?"
? At that time, Li seemed to be shocked by this sentence. He had just graduated, honest and simple. He is also very concerned about the rumors in the tour guide industry. Is this driver the legendary person who had sex with the tour guide because he was already on the highway at that time? If he hadn't left Chengdu, Li 100% wouldn't have gone to Jiuzhai. But now if she doesn't go with them, she can't go back to Chengdu by herself. When Li seemed to see the driver get on the bus, he gave himself a meaningful look, which scared Li into a cold sweat. She considered how to protect herself. Yin Jie looks fierce. After all, she is a woman. She does everything with Yin Jie, so the driver shouldn't dare to do anything to her.
? When I arrived in Maoxian, the altitude rose a little. After taking a nap, Sister Yin picked up the microphone and continued to explain to the tourists. She started with the Qiang people, talked about Tibetans, talked about the discovery of Jiuzhaigou and some Tibetan activities.
? After lunch near Diexi Haizi at noon, Li likes to stroll outside the restaurant. When she first saw yak, she was very excited. Many guests are from other places, seeing yak for the first time. They scrambled to sit on the yak and took a photo. 10 yuan. Li likes to observe yaks, which are black and white. The bangs in front of the white yak are curly, while those of the black yak are straight. She was puzzled, but because of shyness and time, she didn't ask the Tibetans.
? Arriving at Chuanzhu Temple, it was around 7 pm. Yin Jie took the guests to the home of Tibetan roast whole sheep in Chuanzhusi, so that visitors could experience the life of Tibetans at close range. The guests sat in a room with a unique Tibetan Thangka painted on the wall. There is an acre table in front of every guest, vegetables, potatoes, wisteria and two plums picked from four mountains as if no one recognized them, a bowl of mutton and a glass full of highland barley wine. The host dressed in Tibetan costumes asked the guests to learn Tibetan etiquette, tap a drop of wine on the ring finger of the right hand, respect the world, and finally drink it off. Tibetan songs and dances were staged randomly. Li likes watching songs and dances with tourists, drinking highland barley wine and listening to Tibetan jokes. This is also her first time to enter the collector circle.
? After attending the activities of the Tibetan House, the tourists got on the bus again, and there are still two hours' drive from Chuanzhu Temple to Jiuzhaigou. Li Like remembered that it was summer, and the scenery in western Sichuan was beautiful all the way. On the green hills, the wind blows flags, and cattle and sheep graze leisurely in the mountains. On the way to Jiuzhaigou, you have to go through a nine-turn, which is very famous, and the drivers of 9 pairs of 9-seat buses need very skilled skills to finish the nine-turn without leaving any traces. At 9 o'clock in the evening, it was already dark. I went to Jiuzhaigou County, a county established because of Jiuzhaigou Scenic Area, where the lights were brightly lit.
? Jiuzhaigou county, formerly known as Nanping county, was called Yangdong in ancient times, and the border from Yin Shang Dynasty to Qin Dynasty was strong. According to archaeological investigation, except Caodi and Yonghe Township, Neolithic sites have been found in other towns and villages, and the history of Jiuzhaigou County can be traced back to 5,000 years ago. Jiuzhaigou County is criss-crossed with valleys, high in the northwest and low in the southeast, with mountains as the main part, some mountain plains and flat dams. The terrain changes step by step, and the altitude drops by 2000 meters. The main ditch of Jiuzhaigou is Y-shaped, with a total length of more than 50 kilometers. There are many lakes, waterfalls and calcified beach currents in the ditch. Primitive forest covers more than half of Jiuzhaigou. Jiuzhaigou is characterized by its unique features, such as calcified lakes, calcified waterfalls and calcified beach flows on the plateau. Jiuzhaigou is located in the transition zone from the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau to the Sichuan Basin, with complex geological background, widespread distribution of calcium carbonate, developed folds and faults, strong neotectonic movement, large-scale crustal uplift, and staggered combination of various forces, which created a variety of landforms and developed large-scale karst calcified deposits, mainly plant karst calcified deposits. Jiuzhaigou has tinder, sharp ridges, ice buckets and U-shaped valleys, which are typical hanging valleys and trough valleys. This valley extends to an altitude of 2800 meters. The groundwater is rich in calcium carbonate, and the crystal formed by milky calcium carbonate can be seen at the bottom of the lake, the lake embankment and the lakeside water edge, which belongs to the carbonate weir-blocking landform of high mountains and deep valleys.
Li thought she lived in the guide room with her, because it was the first time to spend the night with a group of people outside, so Li didn't seem to understand. After arranging the guests to check in, Yin Jie asked the hotel owner where the driver's guide room was. The boss asked the waiter to show Li like a guide room for driving first. The hotel is very simple, with two floors and no front desk. There was a table at the door of the first floor and two waiters sat there. The door behind the desk is the legendary driving guidance room. When the door was opened, Li looked up and down the room, about 6,544 rooms.
Yin Jie also looked at the room, which seemed awkward. She asked the boss if there were any other rooms. The boss took them to the second floor and opened a standard room. They still smelled musty when they went in, but there were only two beds, which were better than the ones below. Yin Jie said this is better. When Li saw those crumpled beds, she felt a little sick. She said she would still sleep in the room with 10 beds below. She thought that since there is a bed of 10, there must be other tour guides living in it, and she will not be afraid alone. If another tour guide lives in this double room, she doesn't know if it's good or bad, or she feels a little unsafe. Might as well go to a crowded place. So, Li seems to have moved his luggage to the tenth room. Yin Jie said to call her if anything happened. Li seems to know that this is a polite remark.
? Li likes to sit on the wire bed, and the air is filled with the smell of decay. Li seems to be very uncomfortable. She really wants to go home, but when she thinks about it, she will have to live in such an environment as a tour guide in the future. If she has to suffer, she will force herself to think about other things. She logged on to WeChat for a few minutes and opened the traffic. She didn't buy a traffic plan, so it is difficult to open data traffic. She contacted the female tour guide who had met at Jiuzhaigou airport before, and they met in a training class of a famous teacher. The famous teacher introduced them to Jiuzhaigou as airport pick-up guides in the last class. There are 9 people in this class, only Li seems not to have gone, but Li seems to have planned to go in. She inquired about the pick-up guide in the ditch through QQ group and other channels. An old tour guide advised her not to go into the ditch. She lived in Jiuzhaigou for half a year and couldn't go home until the off-season. He said that Jiuzhaigou has a history of many female tour guides' blood and tears, which is one of his words. Li seems to have given up the dusty tour guide in the local ditch.
? The female tour guide contacted by Li Like is called Yin. The girl that Yin likes is one year older than Li Xiao. She is high flyers of a key university 2 1 1. She broke through the gossip and decided to be a tour guide. Li still seems to appreciate her. She told Miss Yin that she was in the ditch herself. Maybe Li seemed too lonely or a little proud. She has the opportunity to take the Jiuzhaigou group without being a pick-up guide. Whatever the reason, Miss Yin's simple reply made the quiet and cold night on the plateau feel a little warm. Li seems to have turned off WeChat and lay down without changing clothes. She took out her clothes and simply put them on her stomach. Fortunately, it was summer. Although the plateau is colder than the urban area, there is no need to cover the quilt. Li seems to be watching the quilt cover her feet with a layer of dust. It is really impossible to cover it.
In a daze, Li seemed to hear the whispering of the waiter outside the door. Two groups arrived. She heard the voice of the guide and the waiter holding the key. She thought the two tour guides would come in to sleep, but neither of them came in. She felt disappointed and confused. They didn't come in to sleep. Where did they go?
? Li seems to have been looking forward to the morning.
? Finally, at six o'clock in the morning, the alarm clock rang, and Li jumped out of bed at once, took a mouthwash cup and went to the water pipe outside the door to gargle.
? "Yes," Li seems to himself. It's really cold and snowy. When she saw the tourists coming out for breakfast one after another, she felt an indescribable feeling in her heart. She thought that she would have to live in such a driving guide room when she took the group to Jiuzhai in the future, and then she looked forward to dawn every time. I heard that it is hard to be a tour guide before, but it is really hard for her to stay up late like this. Li seems to dream of sleepless nights in his future tour guide career and said to himself, I will work so hard in the future, come on, hold on.
? Li seemed to be in a daze following the guests to breakfast. He just asked for a bowl of porridge and a steamed bun, and then he appeared. She changed her waistcoat, took the guide flag and called the guests to get on the bus.
It may take a few minutes by car from where I live to the entrance of Jiuzhaigou scenic spot. Sister Yin briefly introduced the tour guide map of Jiuzhaigou, and repeatedly emphasized the assembly time. After distributing the tickets to the guests, she asked Li if she could go in. It is said that you need a tour guide card to get in. Li Like said that he hasn't got a tour guide card yet.
"Then I'll take you to find a place to rest, and we'll come back when the tourists come out." Yin Jie said with great pleasure.
? Li seems to have hesitated, thinking that she has finally come to Jiuzhaigou to join the tour group. Can't she just enter the scenic spot? Before she came, she heard that some old tour guides were unwilling to teach new ones. At present, the tickets for Jiuzhaigou are all booked by travel agencies online, and the tour guide changes tickets at the gate of the scenic spot with the team schedule. Li wanted to go with her to exchange tickets, see the road by herself, and find a place directly next time when she was sightseeing, so as not to delay time, but said to ask her for help. Li seems to be looking at the back and leaving in a hurry. Before she could say anything, she panicked. She only saw Yin Jie walk through the crowd and sideways into a two-story building on the left.
? "hey." Li sighed unconsciously, took the guide flag and turned to help the tourists say hello. "Now everyone gathered here, Yin Jie to help you get tickets. I'll come here later. Don't separate. "
? While waiting, Li seemed to look around. They stood about 50 meters away from the ticket gate of the scenic spot. It's almost half past seven in the morning. Colorful guide flags fluttered in the air with the wind. The ticket gate of the scenic spot has been submerged in the vast sea of people. It's still a little unexpected that so many people get together so early. She finally found this 5-meter-diameter, circular-sized clearing, and the rest of the place could not be inserted into the team of 25 people.
? "Well, my dear friends, I'll send you tickets now. There is a guide map of scenic spots in the ditch on the back of the ticket. Jiuzhaigou has three ditches. After you go in, you will sit on the sightseeing bus in the scenic spot. There is a guide on the sightseeing bus to explain it to you. Go to Norilang Falls, this is the dispatch room. You can transfer here and choose to go to Changhai or Arrow Bamboo Sea first. Two tickets for family 1 and 1. " Because there are too many people and it's noisy, Yin Jie said loudly and handed the tickets skillfully.
"After you take the tickets, turn to the back and look at the guide map in the ditch. If you have any questions, you can ask me now. After I send you to the scenic spot, sightseeing bus will not accompany you to visit the scenic spot. You can visit the beautiful Jiuzhai for free. Remember our meeting time. I'll wait for you here at 4 pm. Ok, everyone come with me. " Yin Jie said, and took the guide flag in my hand and shouted at the tourists coming towards the wicket.
? Because there is a long queue at the ticket gate, our guests can only wait in line slowly. Li Xiang stood beside the ticket checking passage and followed his tour group to move slowly. Because Li doesn't seem to have a tour guide card, she can only wait at the door to send the guests to sightseeing bus. Li likes to stand on the left hand side of the gate and watch the guide's flag flying in front of her eyes. She is envious. When can she become such a tour guide?
? After coming out, Li Like followed him to a Tibetan fortress, which seemed to be the "Walking into the Collectors" activity they participated in yesterday. I smelled a choking smell of sheep as soon as I entered. When two girls saw Yin Jie coming, they warmly called her "Big Sister is coming". Let's sit down.
Li seems to look at the colorful Thangka paintings in this room, and there is a lingering smell of sheep Sao. He felt dizzy and nauseous. Yin Jie said that this is a roast sheep shop jointly run by her husband and his uncle, and they will rest here and wait for the tourists. Yin Jie asked a Tibetan boy to cook two bowls of noodles. Li seems to smell mutton, highland barley and sour, and she really lost her appetite. She ate two noodles. She saw Yin Jie eating and drinking, and praised the Tibetan boy's progress in craftsmanship from time to time. Li seems to have to bite the bullet and eat half a bowl. She felt her stomach turned upside down.
? After a while, Yin Jie's husband came out and knew at a glance that he was Tibetan. Li seemed to greet him with a professional smile. She sat in a Tibetan chair, fidgeting, made an excuse, went out to take a taxi 10, and arrived at the gate of Jiuzhaigou. On the one hand, she really can't stay any longer, on the other hand, she also wants to see the nine more beautiful girls-Jiuzhaigou.
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