Pocket related jokes

One year, two generations planted many melons. Hundreds of families in the village often go to melon fields for free, and they have to take them back in sacks.

One day, two generations of love were selling melons in Bazaar. One hundred parents came to eat some melons for free and said, "Two generations of love, why is your melon tasteless?"

"Adult, the melon eaten for free has no taste, and the taste is in your pocket!" Two generations of love replied.

Cloth pocket

An official's black hat was trampled by his wife in a fight. He was very angry and typed a book to the emperor: "Your Majesty, my wife is very wordy. Yesterday, I had a quarrel with my minister and crushed my black hat. " When the emperor saw it, he sent a message: "Ai Qing, you should be patient. The queen has the same problem. If you don't agree with me, you will smash the crown to pieces. What's your gauze cap? At most, it is a cloth pocket! "