Some humorous and philosophical sentences

1. Don't play hard now, I'll play with you later!

2. Life is simple. Live, relax. Life is not easy.

3. Life is like an electrocardiogram. If everything goes well, you're dead.

In the world, there is love besides teeth.

Every time I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

6. Unrequited love is like a murder case-if you are not careful, you will give away the clues.

7. When you want to lose something, please think about it and don't lose face.

8. Comfort is useful-it can make the pain clearer and double.

9. It's not the distant mountains that make people tired, but a grain of sand in their shoes.

10. Women always want to change the man they like. When he really changed, she stopped liking him.

1 1. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

12. When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror; In old age, mirrors are flat.

13. Hating others is like burning down your house to catch rats, but rats may not be caught.

14. Fall down, get up and cry-animals only believe what they see, but people can see what they believe-happiness and trouble come from this.

15. The iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and the wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again. Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

16. If you wear the mask for too long, it will grow on your face, and then you want to take it off unless it hurts your muscles and skin. 12. Your life can be summed up in eight words-absurdity in life and cowardice in death!