The poem scolding the monitor is very funny.

2. Poetry about the monitor

The poem about being a monitor is 1. What poems describe the monitor?

1. At the beginning of school, I was listening to music with headphones on, and the monitor found me. My roommate joked that I was wearing a hearing aid, and the monitor took it seriously. Since then, I always wear headphones when I am with the monitor. The monitor often takes off my hearing aid and whispers that I am stupid. I tried to smile and pretend not to hear. One day, the monitor said, "I want to scold you!" Pick up the hearing aid! " I took off my headphones, but I heard the monitor whisper, "I like you." 」

-"Song for the first girl I like"

2. The head teacher is the king, the teacher is the princess, the class representative is Xiang, the branch secretary is the general, the class is the city, and the senior is the prince. I've been thinking about it for a long time. What is a monitor? The monitor must be someone who can contact the king, princess, minister, general, prince and city at the same time. After painstaking research, I finally came to the conclusion that the monitor is a eunuch.

The monitor fell in love with a girl. Every day, he will call her name in class, and even, sometimes, she will inadvertently call her name when doing her homework. It's a pity that the girl has never promised the monitor or even appeared. She has a beautiful name, Quiet.

4. We used to quarrel and have a cold war. During the summer vacation, the monitor asked me to contact him and said that his mobile phone was turned off. I called his home and his mother answered, saying that he had gone on a trip. At the beginning of school, he asked me what I wanted to see him about. I remembered the last time his mother didn't ask my name, so I asked him how he knew it was me. He said that my mother said it was a girl, and you were the only girl who knew my home phone number ... I suddenly lost my temper and offered to bring him breakfast the next day. Don't know why!

Monitor, are you ok in another country? You are a noble person in my life. Without you, there would be no me today.

6. At that time, you were the monitor of Class One and managed the whole class.

What a coincidence, I am your group leader, but I am in charge of your monitor.

This is a strange relationship, that is, the word fate, wonderful.

7. Monitor, the person who treats the class as his girlfriend: if his girlfriend is naughty and noisy, he will tell her to be gentle; Something happened to his girlfriend, which he will never forget; Try to be happy for your girlfriend.

8.* * * In a lounge, I listened to the docking arrangements of the squad leaders while eating hot meals, counted the details of the work, arranged the handover of the whole class, and mobilized and assigned players, which benefited a lot.

9. We are in the front line in the future war, and we are outnumbered. No front, no back. That's adversity in adversity.

But the peaceful environment of the world has given us something. The country is the backing and the people are the source. The monitor coaxed and the company commander protected. Have any of you ever faced real adversity?

10, a moral lesson, the teacher asked: What do you like to do? What would you do? What does this society need? Obviously, it is a very normal topic. Our magical monitor replied: I like being a man, I can be a man, and this society needs men.

2. Poems describing the monitor

This is what I saw in Zhang Yi's last blog post. I especially like Zhang Yi, not only because of his plays, but also because of his people. I don't have good literary talent, so I can't express my feelings correctly. So borrow this poem! The author is anonymous, so I can't know the name of the author! Put it here for everyone to enjoy! Ha ha!

Monitor, are you okay in another country?

-Xu Sanduo's poem is dedicated to monitor Shi Jin.

Monitor, are you okay in another country?

Remember your floor promise under the banyan tree?

You said it would take me a year to become a good soldier.

So, you accompany me to sprint like life.

A sprint on the journey from a soldier to Qiang Bing.

Monitor, are you okay in another country?

I still remember that you encouraged me to wave the hammer again and again, regardless of the opposition from May 6th.

You said, if you don't want to be called "turtle son" by your father again, you can smash it hard.

So, I hit very accurately this time.

I don't want to break your other hand. I don't want to disappoint you.

Monitor, are you okay in another country?

Remember when you accompanied me to practice belly in the dead of night?

You said, you can do it. One more.

So, the next day I went beyond the limit and did more than 300.

You're the first person to say I can do it. I can't betray your trust.

Monitor, are you okay in another country?

Remember when you asked me to do many meaningful things?

You said so, so you can't go.

So I did one meaningful thing after another.

I am no longer a good soldier in the eyes of others.

Monitor, are you okay in another country?

Remember the day you left, cleaning the rear of the car alone.

I cried and asked you why you lied to me when you agreed not to leave.

You said I could get rid of the last grass in your heart when I left.

But I don't want to be so good. I just want you not to leave.

So, I pressed your luggage tightly under my body and no one was allowed to take it away.

Your ticket is inside, and I want to stop you from leaving.

You said you were an infantryman, so you could walk back.

You gave me a hard push, picked up your luggage and turned away.

I tore heart crack lung to shout-monitor!

You still left, and I have more thoughts and concerns since then.

From then on, I never saw others cleaning tanks.

Monitor, are you okay in another country?

You are gone, and I want to face everything firmly by myself.

Along the way, I finally became a member of the old A.

Become a veritable soldier king

But I don't feel happy, because my success has not been shared by you.

Monitor, are you okay in another country?

You are a noble person in my life. Without you, there would be no me today.

Wherever I go,

You will always be my monitor-I hope it will be adopted, thank you.

3. What is the poem about the mighty momentum of the monitor?

This is what I read in Zhang Yi's last blog post. I especially like Zhang Yi, not only because of his plays, but also because of his people.

I don't have good literary talent, so I can't express my feelings correctly. So borrow this poem! The author is anonymous, so I can't know the name of the author! Put it here for everyone to enjoy! Ha ha! Monitor, are you okay in another country? -Xu Sanduo's poem to the monitor. Monitor, are you ok in another country? Remember the promise you made when you hit the floor on the banyan tree? It will take me a year to become a decent soldier. So, you accompanied me to sprint the squad leader and embarked on the journey from a good soldier to Qiang Bing. Are you okay in another country? I remember you encouraged me to swing the hammer again and again despite the opposition in June1May. If you don't want to be called "turtle son" by your father again, just hit him hard. So, I hit very accurately this time. I don't want to hurt your other hand again. I don't want to disappoint you. Monitor, are you okay in a foreign country? I still remember when you accompanied me to practice belly rolling in the dead of night. You said you could do it, and then I made another one. So, the next day I exceeded my limit by more than 300 times. You're the first person to say I can do it. I can't live up to it. Are you okay in another country? Remember when you asked me to do a lot of meaningful things, so you didn't have to go. So, I did one meaningful thing after another, and I was no longer the monitor in others' eyes. Are you okay in another country? Remember the day you left, I was cleaning the back of the car alone, crying and asking you, why did you lie to me if you said you wouldn't leave? You said I could pull out the last grass in your heart when I left, but I didn't want to be so good. I just don't want you to go, so I put your luggage under my body and forbid anyone to take your ticket. I want to stop you from leaving. You said you were an infantryman, so you could walk back. You pushed me away, picked up your luggage and turned to leave. I cried my heart out, monitor! You still left, and since then I have more thoughts and concerns. Since then, I have never seen anyone else cleaning tanks. Monitor, are you okay in a foreign country? With you gone, I will face everything bravely and struggle all the way. I finally became a member of the old A and a veritable soldier king, but I was not happy because I didn't have you to share my success with the monitor. How are you doing abroad? You are a noble person in my life. Without you, there would be no me today, no matter where I go.

The poem about the monitor is 1. What poems describe the monitor?

1. At the beginning of school, I was listening to music with headphones on, and the monitor found me. My roommate joked that I was wearing a hearing aid, and the monitor took it seriously. Since then, I always wear headphones when I am with the monitor. The monitor often takes off my hearing aid and whispers that I am stupid. I tried to smile and pretend not to hear. One day, the monitor said, "I want to scold you!" Pick up the hearing aid! " I took off my headphones, but I heard the monitor whisper, "I like you." 」

-"Song for the first girl I like"

2. The head teacher is the king, the teacher is the princess, the class representative is Xiang, the branch secretary is the general, the class is the city, and the senior is the prince. I've been thinking about it for a long time. What is a monitor? The monitor must be someone who can contact the king, princess, minister, general, prince and city at the same time. After painstaking research, I finally came to the conclusion that the monitor is a eunuch.

The monitor fell in love with a girl. Every day, he will call her name in class, and even, sometimes, she will inadvertently call her name when doing her homework. It's a pity that the girl has never promised the monitor or even appeared. She has a beautiful name, Quiet.

4. We used to quarrel and have a cold war. During the summer vacation, the monitor asked me to contact him and said that his mobile phone was turned off. I called his home and his mother answered, saying that he had gone on a trip. At the beginning of school, he asked me what I wanted to see him about. I remembered the last time his mother didn't ask my name, so I asked him how he knew it was me. He said that my mother said it was a girl, and you were the only girl who knew my home phone number ... I suddenly lost my temper and offered to bring him breakfast the next day. Don't know why!

Monitor, are you ok in another country? You are a noble person in my life. Without you, there would be no me today.

6. At that time, you were the monitor of Class One and managed the whole class.

What a coincidence, I am your group leader, but I am in charge of your monitor.

This is a strange relationship, that is, the word fate, wonderful.

7. Monitor, the person who treats the class as his girlfriend: if his girlfriend is naughty and noisy, he will tell her to be gentle; Something happened to his girlfriend, which he will never forget; Try to be happy for your girlfriend.

8.* * * In a lounge, I listened to the docking arrangements of the squad leaders while eating hot meals, counted the details of the work, arranged the handover of the whole class, and mobilized and assigned players, which benefited a lot.

9. We are in the front line in the future war, and we are outnumbered. No front, no back. That's adversity in adversity.

But the peaceful environment of the world has given us something. The country is the backing and the people are the source. The monitor coaxed and the company commander protected. Have any of you ever faced real adversity?

10, a moral lesson, the teacher asked: What do you like to do? What would you do? What does this society need? Obviously, it is a very normal topic. Our magical monitor replied: I like being a man, I can be a man, and this society needs men.

2. Poems describing the monitor

This is what I saw in Zhang Yi's last blog post. I especially like Zhang Yi, not only because of his plays, but also because of his people. I don't have good literary talent, so I can't express my feelings correctly. So borrow this poem! The author is anonymous, so I can't know the name of the author! Put it here for everyone to enjoy! Ha ha!

Monitor, are you okay in another country?

-Xu Sanduo's poem is dedicated to monitor Shi Jin.

Monitor, are you okay in another country?

Remember your floor promise under the banyan tree?

You said it would take me a year to become a good soldier.

So, you accompany me to sprint like life.

A sprint on the journey from a soldier to Qiang Bing.

Monitor, are you okay in another country?

I still remember that you encouraged me to wave the hammer again and again, regardless of the opposition from May 6th.

You said, if you don't want to be called "turtle son" by your father again, you can smash it hard.

So, I hit very accurately this time.

I don't want to break your other hand. I don't want to disappoint you.

Monitor, are you okay in another country?

Remember when you accompanied me to practice belly in the dead of night?

You said, you can do it. One more.

So, the next day I went beyond the limit and did more than 300.

You're the first person to say I can do it. I can't betray your trust.

Monitor, are you okay in another country?

Remember when you asked me to do many meaningful things?

You said so, so you can't go.

So I did one meaningful thing after another.

I am no longer a good soldier in the eyes of others.

Monitor, are you okay in another country?

Remember the day you left, cleaning the rear of the car alone.

I cried and asked you why you lied to me when you agreed not to leave.

You said I could get rid of the last grass in your heart when I left.

But I don't want to be so good. I just want you not to leave.

So, I pressed your luggage tightly under my body and no one was allowed to take it away.

Your ticket is inside, and I want to stop you from leaving.

You said you were an infantryman, so you could walk back.

You gave me a hard push, picked up your luggage and turned away.

I tore heart crack lung to shout-monitor!

You still left, and I have more thoughts and concerns since then.

From then on, I never saw others cleaning tanks.

Monitor, are you okay in another country?

You are gone, and I want to face everything firmly by myself.

Along the way, I finally became a member of the old A.

Become a veritable soldier king

But I don't feel happy, because my success has not been shared by you.

Monitor, are you okay in another country?

You are a noble person in my life. Without you, there would be no me today.

Wherever I go,

You will always be my monitor-I hope it will be adopted, thank you.

3. Funny poems about the monitor

Q: "What is a school?"

A: The Palace.

Q: "What is a class?"

A: Harem.

Q: "What is the head teacher?"

Answer: "Your Majesty"

Q: "What is a monitor?"

A: "The Imperial Princess"

Q: "What about the vice monitor?"

A: "The Imperial Princess"

Q: "What about members?"

Answer: "Concubine (divided into: Hui, Shu, De, Xian, Chen and Zhuang)"

Q: "What is the class representative?"

Answer: "Zhao Yi, Zhao Yuan, Zhao Rong, Zhao Hua, Yi Shu, Shu Yuan, Rong Shu, Shu Hua"

Q: "What about other students?"

Answer: "talented people ~"

Q: "Then I ask you, who did the emperor fight with?"

A: "Bai Guifei"

Q: "Do you know what the class is like now?"

A: "harem white"

Q: "What is the harem like?"

Answer: "Play with your head and do the math."

Q: "What is the specialty of the harem?"

A: "Bitch".

4. Describe what the monitor said.

He has black hair, thin face, black eyebrows, long eyelashes, big eyes, high nose, curved mouth, white teeth, smart ears and pointed chin.

He is the most popular student in our class. He never rests, and only sees him do his homework every day. Every time class is over, students flock out and go straight to the playground.

Suddenly, my eyes fell on a man sitting in a seat. Come in, oh-it's him again, previewing the text.

He is still very hygienic and loves his work. Every time there are scraps of paper on the ground, he can't help bending down to pick it up and throw it into the trash can.

So he keeps the class spotless. She studies very well, almost always comes first, and the teacher trusts her very much. We all want to learn from her.

5. I have a good friend. Her name is Xin. She is the monitor of our class. We are good playmates after class, but when dealing with things, we are as selfless as usual, so I nicknamed her "Gong".

The monitor of our class is Wu Dan. She is slim, and a ponytail always swings back and forth.

Thick lips, often with a lively smile Wu Dan is a good monitor who helps others.

7. His eyebrows are very light, his skin color is very similar to that of Obama, and there is a striking mole on the tip of his nose. He is my best friend and our monitor Chen.

She has big eyes. Her eyes are not only big, but also bright and shining like pearls. We all like her. She has beautiful hair, black and bright, and fragrant, and a small cherry mouth. She is as beautiful and generous as a fairy.

9. His study is still very good and he develops in an all-round way. In math class, he can always answer the questions raised by the teacher. If you have problems after class, ask the teacher if you don't understand. In Chinese class, he can always take notes carefully.

This year, he participated in countless competitions! Recently, he will go to the county to participate in the competition on behalf of Quanguanqiao! 10, he still has shortcomings, but there is this advantage in the shortcomings! Yan, speaking of Yan, many students don't like it, but how can students get such good grades if they are not strict? I'm so good? .