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Forced to marry a young man, I ran away from the engagement party, but he chased the door and said, how can I find a wife?

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At three o'clock in the afternoon, an engagement party is taking place in the hotel lobby. The atmosphere looked harmonious, but the lounge exploded.

The heroine Tong Xiaoyu escaped from marriage!

This operation seems unexpected, but it is also understandable. It is not easy for women in the new era who have eaten foreign ink to fully accept the early marriage of the older generation. What's more, this marriage was finalized by Xiang Jia Lao and Tong Jia Lao when they were talking and drinking. Not long after the war broke out, the Tong family moved to the United States and gradually lost contact.

After more than ten years of reunion, the two old people had endless feelings. After drinking a glass of wine, they remembered their previous commitments. Both parents thought for a moment and were satisfied with their son-in-law and daughter-in-law.

Tong Xiaoyu, majoring in financial management, graduated from a doctor's degree soon. Tong Xiaoyu, who is in charge of money, is very suitable to be the first wife of Qijia. As the boss, Qi has not only a right-hand man but also a wife when managing the group. The most important thing is that they are all single!

Tong's family didn't expect clever Xiaofeng to do such a bold thing. Everyone was caught off guard. Tong's father sincerely apologized to his family on crutches. This time, the Tong family always owes his family one. Fortunately, it's just an engagement party, and the right excuse can be perfunctory. If it's a wedding reception, it won't end.

Guo Fei has been close to his eldest brother, sitting next to him without saying a word. Everyone finally remembered the hero and looked at Qi Zhaofei in succession. I saw the hero sitting there, very calm, with an expression that had nothing to do with me.

Seeing eldest brother like this, Xiao Fei leaned back lazily and whispered to Qin Sui, "Look at my eldest brother's monk. I think he is too lazy to find a woman when he agrees to this engagement. It doesn't matter whether he has it or not. "

Qin Dou, who sat behind them, could hear clearly and couldn't stand them talking about their idols like this. He patted Xiao Fei on the head and said coldly, "Speak well!"

This slap is true. Little twisted with pain and stared back at Qin Dou: "Your idol is going to marry another woman. You took your time and dressed up for your idol's engagement party. Your heart is really big. "

Qin Dou's face was cold: "Silly, idols are for worship, not for living."

……

In the small talk of several people, Qi suddenly stood up, said a few words, and then pulled Qi, who was still encouraging the discussion. Qi was taken out by his eldest brother with a face of stupidity.

"Eldest brother. Why did you pull me out? "

Qi Fei adjusted Xiao's tie and smiled: "I'll call your sister-in-law, and you watch the company."

Chase my sister-in-law! I don't know. hahaha.

Qi Xiaofei grinned, bumped his eldest brother's shoulder, and ate melon at the front: "Eldest brother didn't expect ..."

"Answer or not?"

Qi Fei clap breast with a smile, a face of firm, "eldest brother don't worry! I'll take care of the company for you, so you can concentrate on chasing your sister-in-law! " Qi Xiaofei smiled. "But you have to tell me the progress."

"I dare say you dare to listen? Huh? "

What annoys Qi Fei Shaw most is that his eldest brother looks at him innocently with a faint smile. It's a smiling tiger.

Qi Xiaofei waved vigorously: "Dare not dare. You, you go quickly, ahahahaha. "

Qi Feizhao patted his silly brother on the head and turned to leave.

When Xiao Fei arrived at the company, he looked over the unresolved documents, and suddenly he felt very confused. What a big problem! Throw him a mess under the pretext of chasing my sister-in-law!

Shit!

Zhao knew that Feng would run away from home. This woman is not as obedient as she appears. When Zhao received the news and rushed to the travel agency, he just saw Feng get on a car. To tell the truth, he admired Xiao Tong-Feng's brain. He didn't sit anything, so he signed up for a tour group or a sunset tour group.

To serve you fung's ass hasn't sat hot yet. When he saw Ji Feizhao coming from the front door in a suit, he froze for a moment and saw Ji Feizhao coming towards him again. The footsteps made her scalp numb.

The old aunts in the car were surprised to see a young girl like Tong Xiaoyu following them all the way. When they saw a young man coming, they had no doubt: "Young man, are you sure you didn't get on the wrong bus?"

Qi Zhaofei politely replied to the silver-haired grandmother sitting on her left: "No, I'm looking for my fiancee."

A group of old ladies looked at Tong Xiaoyu uniformly, and Tong Xiaoyu calmly replied, "I don't know him."

The old lady looked at Qi Zhaofei uniformly again, her face shining.

Qi Zhaofei smiled and said, "My fiancee lost her temper, Xiao Yi. Everyone is worried about you." Qi Zhaofei lied without blinking. "Master Tong almost got sick."

Speaking of Tong's father, Tong Xiaoyou felt guilty and his eyes flashed a few times. Before leaving, she deliberately put the medicine in grandpa's pocket, and I don't know if she used it.

A group of old ladies who have experienced youth in the car can't see anything. It's really a quarrel between young couples.

At this time, the tour guide got on the bus and saw one more person. He asked doubtfully, "Sir, are you on the wrong bus?"

A group of enthusiastic old ladies replied for Qi: "The young man is here to chase his wife. Xiao Wang, there is nothing wrong with being a personal head. "

Qi echoed: "I'll pay later when I get to my destination." I know your manager. Don't worry, it won't be difficult for you. "

Xiao Wang nodded and looked like a dog.

Call the driver outside to drive and encourage the old ladies to watch the two young people. The eyes seem to say, "It's good to be young."

Arranged Tong Xiaoyu: "..."

In less than a few minutes, all the people in the car defected to Qi Feizhao, and they were worthy of being businessmen.

Tong Xiaoyu had to sit down, but she wouldn't pull her back anyway. Then we will arrive at our destination and have our own fun, and she doesn't believe that the president of Tang Qijia Group will stay in that small place.

The car slowly drove up the avenue, and the two sat side by side without talking.

It's sunny outside, warming his face. Qi Zhaofei turned to look at Tong Xiaoyu and said, "Where are you going?"

"h city."

"Why did you report this place?"

"I reported it casually."

"Oh."

After a short silence, Tong Xiaoyu said, "Why are you following me?"

"I'm looking for my fiancee who ran away from marriage."

"How do you accept marrying someone who has no emotional foundation?"

"When you get married, you have an emotional foundation."

"Married is not necessarily there. Isn't it painful for two people not to call? "

"How do you know there is no electricity?"

"I assume."

"That is also a hypothesis. Just touch it and you will know. "

"Then contact is contact. Why are you engaged? I think it's a bit too tight. "

"I didn't say engaged."

"Then you don't object."

"You have no objection."

"I object, otherwise, how could we be sitting here?"

"Why didn't you raise an objection before the engagement party?"

"I ..." Xiao Tong mang instantly choked. She really doesn't know how to express it. She has no concept of love, and her other half has no requirements. She just wants to get married when she grows up, have a husband, have children, and then continue to do what she wants.

When grandpa brought this up, she was at a loss for an instant. Now that everyone is getting married, it is ok to find someone that grandpa likes.

But today, she stood in a conspicuous position in the lobby and looked at their photos. The scene was decorated like a wedding venue. She suddenly had a strong panic from the bottom of her heart Her expectations for her husband and family came to mind in an instant. She thought she would live with a man she didn't know very well and give birth to a future child together. She just wants to escape. She wants to escape from this place that determines her future life.

……

A few hours later, they arrived at their destination. After signing a series of agreements with the tour guide, he left the tour group. When they left, a group of enthusiastic old ladies and Xiao Wang were very happy and proud to see the young couple leave. They would rather tear down ten temples than ruin a marriage.

Tong Xiaoyu looked around and said, "Well, let's go our separate ways. Stop following me. "

Qi Zhaofei put his hand in his pocket and said quietly, "You are my fiancee. I want to protect your safety. "

"Is it interesting?" Tong Xiaoyu is helpless. Her family didn't come to see her, but he, a fiancee, gave her a headache. "I am not your fiancee. I haven't decided. Can you let me have a good time? "

"Yes, but when can you solve this problem?"

"When I go back, I will make amends to my grandfather, and then I will ask your family to break off the marriage, and we will compensate you for the losses."

Qi Zhaofei put his arm around Tong Xiaoyu's shoulder and pulled her into his arms. He bowed his head and said, "We don't want money, we want a wife."

Tong Xiaoyu was flushed by Qi Zhaofei's breath and quickly pushed away: "That's not me either. Find it yourself."

"I'm not looking for it?" Qi Zhaofei grabbed Tong Xiaoyu again, and his strong arm directly dragged Tong Xiaoyu forward. "Let's go, I've booked the hotel, put things away first, and now I'm a little sunburned." Qi Zhaofei poked Tong Xiaoyu's little face with a low smile. "Look, your face is red."

"……"

Shameless, Qi Zhaofei!

Tong Xiaoyu can't make a scene with Qi in the street, so he has to go to the hotel with him first. "You let me go and I'll go by myself."

Chair Zhao booked two rooms as a gentleman, but Feng went back to the room to check it again and found that the balconies of the two rooms were open! It won't lock at all. Isn't this a disguised couple room? It turns out that Qi is such a person.

Xiao Tong Feng's chest kept rising and falling with anger, and it took too long to get it down. She took her ID card and wanted to check out at the front desk. Who knows and Zhao are already waiting at the door, leaning against the wall like batting practice. When Xiao Tong Feng saw that he didn't fight, he really wanted to scold him, but he couldn't scold him after beating around in his mouth.

Tong Xiaoyu has a strange physiological reaction. When she is extremely angry, her eyes will turn red, and tears just can't stop flowing out, so that every time she quarrels, the momentum collapses instantly, being ridiculed and pretending to be pitiful. Slowly, she stopped quarreling with others and getting angry in front of others. Over the years, she has almost forgotten her bad habits.

This is beyond Qi's expectation. He wiped Tong Xiaoyou's tears with the back of his hand. Tong Xiaoyou brushed away his hand and looked at him seriously, but in Qi Zhaofei's eyes, he was like a red-eyed and fierce rabbit.

Pity from the bottom of my heart, I said in distress situation: "You won't cry. Isn't the door lockable? Besides, I won't do anything to you. What kind of person am I? "

Tong Xiaoyu wiped her tears, embarrassed and humiliated. "It's none of my business. Get out of the way, I want to change rooms. "

"I paid all my money, but he didn't refund it. It's thousands Don't waste it so much, save money to raise children. "

Tong Xiaoyu was amused and blushed again. "You ... talk nonsense!"

Qi Zhaofei turned Tong Xiaoyu back and pushed her in. "Well, you can live in peace. Don't worry, I won't do anything without your permission. "

The palms on the shoulders are warm and generous, and the room is spacious and bright. However, Tong Xiaoyu seems to feel full of malice from the dark corner, with heavy steps. Qi Zhaofei seems to have pushed her into a dark room.

The little black house is not, but this push has promoted the grave of their love.

She really didn't expect to follow her, Zhao. How can Mr. Qi be so idle? Still living next door to her, with no acquaintances around to support her, she might as well go back and get engaged! How happy this trip is!

However, Tong Xiaoyu studied abroad since childhood and adapted to the environment quickly. He took a nap when he arrived. It was already seven o'clock in the evening when he got up, and the light outside the window was on. She has looked up the guidebook before. There is a food street around this hotel, but he just doesn't eat dinner. After a brief comb, Tong Xiaoyu ran to the food street.

After a few hours of shopping, I staggered back to the hotel with delicious food. At the moment of inserting the room card, the light didn't light up, and she noticed that the sofa facing the corridor was faintly blue. Before the blue light, she looked at her with dim eyes and trembled as if she had seen a ghost.

The light came on soon, and the line of sight was clear in an instant. It turned out that Ji Zheng was sitting on the sofa fiddling with the computer, and there was food on the table in front of him, like cooking dinner for her.

Tong Xiaoyu felt guilty for a moment, as if she had gone outside and didn't tell her husband, who was miserable and lived alone at home.

Tong Xiaoyu smiled a few times and asked, "Why are you here?"

Qi Zhaofei's tone is really bad, with a hint of injustice. "I came to my room to bring you dinner, and then I waited until now."

Tong Xiaoyu rushed over, put the trophy in front of Qi, opened it and introduced it to him one by one, with a full face of guilt. "Look, this is what I bought, this is meatballs, this is maotai cake, cheesecake ... you can eat whatever you like."

Zhao listened quietly. He looked at Xiao Tong Feng's immature face and suddenly felt a little embarrassed. After all, he is a little girl who has not yet come into contact with society. She is a little bold, but she is as simple as a white rabbit. She believes everything she says. Really, it's hard for him to start.

Ji Feizhao also you're welcome, every bite, to serve you fung has eaten a lot in the street, already very full, bought back, wondering if it will be endless. When she saw the food she recommended, Ji Feizhao ate the imported food and praised it, she felt a sense of pride, so she and Ji Feizhao ate it again.

It's finally full, only half of it is left. Tong Xiaoyu hesitated, and Qi Zhaofei said, "I'm finished here. Go take a shower and get ready for bed first. It's very late. "

Anna, her roommate in America, told her before that when she went out to eat with her boyfriend, everything she couldn't eat was solved by his boyfriend. Xiao Yan can't eat things until she is not so supportive, or she dare not buy so much, so she doesn't like to eat.

Today, Zhao is still her nominal fiance. Xiao Tong-Feng wants to float again, and her ears are red again. She ran into the room to find clothes to take a bath.

When Tong Xiaoyu came out for more than half an hour, Qi Zhaofei sat cross-legged on the sofa and kept banging on the computer. Everything in front of him has been completed. TongXiaoYu patted JiZhaoFei on the shoulder. "Qi Zhaofei, go back to sleep. I want to sleep, too."

Qi Zhaofei raised his eyes, nodded and stood up. "Ok, good night."

"Good night."

At two o'clock in the morning and evening, Qi finally wrote a document and sent it to Qi. Qi sat in the office scratching his head, received an email from his eldest brother and cried for a long time. He let out a cry directly, "eldest brother! I'm glad you haven't forgotten me! Ho ho! I thought I was going to die suddenly. Brother, brother! I love you! "

Qi Fei quietly pulled the phone a few centimeters away and put it on the bed, with his brother's unique calm tone. "I see. I'm going to bed and I'm going to play tomorrow. "

Then hang up the phone directly, ignoring the breath of instantaneous stagnation on the other end of the phone.

If you don't come home at 2: 30 in the morning, it's definitely not good. What you said is that working overtime will be stimulated by big brother.

……

At seven o'clock in the morning, Tong Xiaoyu got up on time and came to the balcony with a cup of coffee and a book. The sun has come out, the sun is not very dazzling, but it is warm and just right.

"Good morning."

Tong Xiaoyu turned his head and saw Qi Zhaofei sitting in a chair with a cup in his hand. Tong Xiaoyu smiled and replied, "Good morning."

There was not much communication. They read for a while and then had breakfast together.

Busy packing, standing on the balcony and pacing repeatedly to consider whether to call Zhao. Although I don't really want to call him, I feel very impolite. He asked symbolically, fearing that he would agree. She had seen the man climb down the slope, but he was too busy to travel.

Tong Xiaoyun reasoned that, because he pointed out a file bug to her last night, she should ask politely in order to hand in the file smoothly. It's none of her business to answer or not. It's best not to go.

Tong Xiaoyu stood on his balcony and knocked at the door. After getting Qi's permission, he entered the door and saw him sitting on the sofa in casual clothes playing with the computer. Tong Xiaoyu smiled. "I want to go out to play today. Will you go? "

Qi Zhaofei looked at the computer and replied awkwardly, "I'm reading the email."

To serve you fung hurriedly smiled in my mind. "Nothing! You are busy, I'll go by myself. Goodbye! "

Who knows JiZhaoFei stopped TongXiaoYu, "but I'll be fine soon. If you don't mind waiting for me, I can go with you. "

"..." She could say she does.

Before she could say anything, Qi Zhaofei threw her another piece of paper. "This is a wrong strategy. You can have a look. I feel quite good. "

Qi Zhaofei patted the position around him and looked very friendly. "Sit down first, I'll wait."

As a last resort, Tong Xiaoyu had to sit down and look at the paper in his hand at will. It's all handwritten, and the handwriting is quite beautiful. The above strategies include tourist routes, punching places and many delicious foods, which are much more detailed than what she wrote. Can't compare with the charm of TongXiaoYu.

Qi Zhaofei sitting next to him saw Tong Xiaoyu like this, raised his eyebrows and smiled, pretended to read the email for a few minutes, and then turned off the computer. "Come on, we can go out."

TongXiaoYu picked up the bag and followed in a hurry, looking forward to it. He doesn't mind traveling together at all. "Which way shall we go first, eh, eh?" Tong Xiaoyu poked Qi Fei with his elbow to show him the picture. "Which route should we take first? I want this. I have been coveting this jade preserved fruit for a long time! "

Qi Fei confessed his head and said no problem. "With you, you can go wherever you want. I will follow you. "

Tong Xiaoyu has been bought by this strategy. "Hee hee, then you can follow."

Qi Zhaofei gently "Oh?" He walked into tears to the left of Tong Xiaoyu, took his hand out of his pocket and gently held it. His big palm easily wrapped around his white little hand, smiling at Tong Xiaoyu. "Then hold me well and don't lose me."

Xiao Tong mans was startled by the sudden sense of touch and panicked. Zhao is on her left, and Mang dare not look back at him. She only felt that the temperature on her hands was warm on her face.

Tong Xiaoyu tried to take out his hand, but in vain, he had to laugh a few times to hide his panic. "All right ... all right."

In the next few days, Qi had a good time with Tong Xiaoyou. Tong Xiaoyou actually doesn't know how to find his way. Qi Zhaofei reminded him intentionally or unintentionally and took good care of him on the road. Also, although Qi Zhaofei takes the route that Tong Xiaoyou wants to play, he will have his own ideas and will not blindly listen to Xiao Xiaoyou, which is very irritating.

It is said that travel is the best time to test your character. After that, the relationship between Tong Xiaoyu and Qi developed rapidly, and there was no previous vigilance. At least in Tong Xiaoyu's view, they are friends.

Things have to be faced. After escaping for a while, we still have to go back and solve them.

The next day, Tong Xiaoyu decided to go back to Zhao and have a good talk.

The balcony door was open and Tong Xiaoyou went in directly. Qi Zhaofei sat at his desk, wearing Bluetooth, facing the computer.

No light was turned on, but some dim lights hit Qi's face. He wears a pair of gold-rimmed glasses on his high nose, and speaks with a cockney accent to the people at the other end of the computer.

I looked at his side face and froze. His heart was pounding. Serious men are really handsome!

Sure enough, Korean dramas don't bully me.

For Tong Xiaoyu, today, Qi's appearance exudes full male charm. Usually his costume is not as impactful as this one.

Alas ... "

TongXiaoYu Wu Xin, hate iron not to produce, spit yourself in my heart. Tong Xiaoyu, why are you so anthomaniac! There are so many beautiful men! Take back your eyes! Stop looking! Put the phone down!

"Tong Xiaoying, why are you pointing at me with your mobile phone?"

Hearing Zhao's words, Mang shivered and immediately recovered from childhood memories, and found Zhao Zheng in the camera looking at himself with a teasing face. (novel title: "I heard that we engaged in an early marriage", by Song Zhou. From: read some stories every day and watch more exciting content)