Funny English jokes in sophomore year?

Since ancient times, jokes have been an indispensable part of people's lives, which makes people feel a little happy and relaxed in a rigid life. The following is what I brought, welcome to read!

Tisch

Clever son

One day, the father asked his eight-year-old son to post a letter. The son took the letter. Father then remembered that he had not written the address and the recipient's name on the envelope.

When his son came back, his father asked him, "Did you throw the letter into the mailbox?"

"Of course."

"Didn't you notice that there is no address and recipient's name on the envelope?"

"Of course I didn't see what was written on the envelope."

"Then why don't you get it back?"

"I don't think you wrote the address and the recipient, because you didn't let me know who you sent the letter to!"

One day, the father asked his eight-year-old son to send a letter. The son took the letter. Then my father remembered that the address and the recipient's name were not written on the envelope.

When his son came back, his father asked him, "Did you put the letter in the mailbox?"

"Of course."

"Didn't you notice that there is no address and recipient's name on the envelope?"

"Of course, I didn't see anything."

"Then why don't you get it back?"

"I thought you didn't write the address and the recipient because you didn't want me to know who you were going to send this letter to!"

extreme

Peer pressure

One night, my teenage son Chad and his nine friends came home with new firm's ear pierced. When his grandmother heard about it, she asked him why he did it. "peer

Pressure, "Chad told her.

One night, my teenage son Charlie came home with nine friends, all of whom had their ears pierced. When my son's grandmother heard about it, she asked my son why he did it. Charlie told her, "It's peer pressure."

"You should be a leader, not a follower," grandma said.

Grandma said, "You should be a leader."

"I am," he replied. "It was my idea."

"I am the leader." He replied, "It was my idea."

Tisso

Proof of identity

A lady cashed a check in our bank, but she didn't open an account in our bank. When I asked her for some identification, she showed me some credit cards, her social security card and a library card. I told her we needed a driver's license, but she didn't.

A lady came to our bank to cash a check, but she didn't open an account in our bank. When I asked her for proof, she showed me the social insurance card and Kolor's book. I told her we wanted to see her driver's license, but she said no.

"Don't you have anything with your picture on it?" I asked.

"Don't you have any photos?"

"Oh, sure," she said, opening a family photo in her purse. "It's me in the back row."

Article 4

Wedding gift

Congratulations on our anniversary, "dear"! This is your gift-a jar of shit, which will spit out every time you open your mouth!

Celebrate our wedding anniversary, "dear"! This is your gift-a septic tank for garbage, which holds every word you say every time!

They are both 60 years old, and the divorce has moved countless times. Now Randy feels invincible.

They are both 60 years old and divorced countless times, and now Randy feels invincible.

chapter five

Running white rabbit

A little rabbit was running happily in the forest when suddenly it found a giraffe rolling marijuana cigarettes. The giraffe looked at her and said, "Giraffe, my friend, why did you do this?" You will feel much better with me running in the forest! " The giraffe looked at him, looked at the marijuana cigarette, threw it away and ran away with the rabbit.

There is a little white rabbit running happily in the forest. On the way, it met a rolling giraffe. The white rabbit looked at the giraffe and said, "Giraffe, my friend, why did you do such a thing?" Run in the forest with me, and you will feel much better! "The giraffe looked at the white rabbit, then at the cigarette in his hand, threw it behind him and ran with the white rabbit in the forest.

Then they met an elephant smoking cocaine, and the rabbit said, "Elephant, my friend, why did you do this?" Think about your health. Run through the beautiful forest with us and you will feel good! " The elephant looked at them, looked at his coke, then threw it away and started running with rabbits and giraffes.

Later, they met an elephant about to smoke. The white rabbit said to the elephant, "Elephant, my friend, why did you do such a thing?" Think about your health. Run with us in this beautiful forest, and you will feel much better! "The elephant looked at them and threw * * * behind him, and ran away with the white rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals met a lion who was about to shoot, and the rabbit said, "Lion, my friend, why did you do this?" Think about your health! You will feel great running through the sunshine forest with us! "

Later, they met a lion who was about to be injected. The white rabbit said to the lion, "Lion, my friend, why did you do such a thing?" Think about your health! Run with us in this sunny forest, and you will feel so beautiful! "

The lion looked at him, put down the needle and began to beat the rabbit. The giraffe and the elephant looked at him in horror and asked, "lion, why did you do this?" He just wants to help us all! "

The lion looked at the white rabbit, put down the syringe in his hand and gave the white rabbit a good beating. Giraffes and elephants are frightened. They looked at the lion and asked him, "Lion, why did you hit the white rabbit?" It just wants to help all of us! "

The lion replied, "Every time he takes LSD, he makes me run around the forest like an idiot!" "

The lion replied, "This guy drags me around the forest like a * * * every time he gets high!" " "