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English Little Knowledge English Edition (English Fun Little Knowledge)
I caught ten animals with a net. Have you noticed anything special about this sentence? By the way, the alphabetical order is the same from left to right or from right to left. In English, this is called palindrome (pointing to words that are read the same before and after). There are the following examples of palindromes about animals: Pup is Otto. (Otto sees the dog, whose name is Otto) Did I see a car or a cat? Is it a mouse that I see? What I saw just now was a mouse? B) The bee's knee once again describes the best and supreme thing.
She is a poor singer, but she thinks she is the best. She is tone deaf but thinks she is a top singer. ) This kind of performance originated in the United States in the 1920s, and spread quickly just because bee rhymed with knees. Until now, it is often used in informal conversations in daily life.
Time is gold, and its value is priceless. Time is money or an inch of time is an inch of gold. Time flies, time has wings. Time is a file. When it is worn, it doesn't make a sound. Time is like a file. Time does not belong to a fool's leisure. Time and I will fight against any two. Time is life, and an idle person is killing his own life by killing time. Time is life, and the lazy man's consumption of time is his own life. Or time is life, and saving time is prolonging life. Time spent on sin or stupidity is wasted. Time spent on bad habits or stupidity is a double loss. (2) Time is the wind, and time can't go back. Time secretly urges talents.
You may delay, but time will not. Time cannot win any more. Time is, time is, time is the past. Time is gone forever) lost time cannot be redeemed. Time flies, and the lost time is gone forever. Time flies, and it will never return. Time is the foot, and time tests friends as fire tests gold. Time tests truth. Time is the father of truth. Time will tell. Time will tell the truth. Or the truth will speak for itself. )
Time and opportunity reveal all secrets. Time and opportunity can reveal all secrets. Time Secret: What is gray and age-related bee religion. Time tests everything, and people believe that it can stand the test of time. Time reveals everything. (Everything speaks for itself) Time tests everything. Time tests everything. Time is a measure. There is no better time than now. Hurry up. Choosing time means saving time. Don't put it off until tomorrow. See what you can do today. Procrastination is the thief of time. A day is not a day. Procrastination is difficult to achieve. Or: another day, another day, I don't know when. What can be done at any time will never be done at any time. Today is often put off until tomorrow, and there will be no trace after that. Time is water. Time creates miracles. Time can create miracles or the effectiveness of time is incredible. Time has changed dramatically. Time can bring about great changes. Times have changed. (Times are changing) Tips on English Fun (2)-Will you make such a mistake? Will you make such a mistake? English is really confusing sometimes. You think you understand, but you don't.
So, today I'm going to tell a few anecdotes, all of which are jokes because I don't understand or understand. Maybe you can learn something from their experience.
The first story happened in Peru. An American woman was eating in a restaurant. She asked the waiter: Excuse me. Where can I wash my hands? The waiter took her to the bathroom. Unfortunately, some workers were painting the bathroom walls.
The workers are ready to leave as soon as they see someone wanting to use the bathroom. The waiter stopped them and said, nothing. Stay. She just wants to wash her hands. In English, washing hands is actually a euphemism for going to the toilet.
The waiter literally made a joke. On another occasion, an international student was both excited and nervous on his first day in a foreign school.
When an American sees a new face, he asks: Hi! What's good about it? Hearing this, the foreign students were dumbfounded at once. He thought, Oh, my God! I don't know what a good word is. I have been learning English for many years, but no one has told me this good word! He hesitated, thinking, I don't know anyway, just ask him. So he asked hesitantly, Hello. What's good about it? The United States listened and casually said: Oh, not much. Now, this international student is even more surprised! So, what's good about it? In American English, it is a greeting, which means "Are you okay?" But the questioner doesn't expect you to tell him all the happy things you encounter, just say hello.
But the foreign student thought that the other student was really asking for something good, so he made a joke, but fortunately, it was a mistake. The following story is even more interesting.
Once, the manager of an American company sent a copy to the company's foreign branch.
2. Little knowledge of English.
Sports hall brothel (not "sports room")
Dollar bill of the late president (with the president's head on it) (not "the late president")
A lover (not a "lover")
Bu *** oy restaurant handyman (not "bus conductor")
A nosy person (not a "busy man")
Textiles (USA); (British) grain (not "dry goods")
Heartman's heart changer (not a "willing heart")
Psychiatrist (not "crazy doctor")
Last minute (not "the clock of the eleventh hour")
Blind date (arranged by a third party) The first time a man and a woman meet (not "blind date" or "blind date")
Personal comments personal attacks (not "personal comments")
Fresh water (not "sugar water" or "sweet water")
Liar (not a "trustworthy person")
Criminal lawyer (not "criminal lawyer")
Gas station (not "service station")
Lounge toilet (not "lounge")
Dressing room dressing room (not "fitting room" or "dressing room")
Horse sense common sense (not "horse sense")
Capital thought is a good thought (not "capitalist thought")
Familiar talk vulgar talk (not "familiar talk")
Black tea Black tea (not "black tea")
Black art witchcraft (not "black art")
A complete stranger (not a black stranger)
White coal (used as power supply) water (not "white coal")
White people are loyal and reliable people (not "white people")
Yellow Book Yellow Book (French report, sealed with yellow paper) (not "yellow book")
Red tape is a bureaucratic habit (not "red tape")
A novice (not a "novice")
Blue socks female scholar talented woman (not "blue socks")
China's China policy (not "China policy")
Loong Kirin (not "Dragon")
American Beauty A rose named "American Beauty" (not "American Beauty").
English disease rickets (not "English disease")
Happy and quiet old age in Indian summer (not "Indian summer")
Greek gifts (not "Greek gifts")
A braggart (not a "Spanish athlete")
French chalk talcum powder (not "French chalk")
3.20 Interesting English Tips
According to a research project of Cambridge University, the order of letters in words is not important, the only important thing is that the first and last letters should be in the right position. This is because the human brain can't read every letter.
The research of Cambridge University shows that what matters is not the order of letters in words, but the position of the first and last letters. This is because the brain does not read all the letters when reading.
2. "is it a car or a CAT I chainsaw?" This is the only English sentence. Even if we read it backwards, it will give the same sentence. Did I see a car or a cat? This is the only sentence in English that reads the same way backwards.
3. "Goodbye" comes from "Goodbye to God", which comes from "God is with you". The English word "Goodbye" comes from "Goodbye to God", which means "God is with you".
The phrase "the quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog" uses every letter in the alphabet! (This quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog) This sentence uses all the letters in the alphabet! "Go" is the shortest complete sentence in English. "Go" is the shortest complete sentence in English.
The name of onion comes from Latin "unio", which means big pearl. The word onion comes from Latin unio, which means big pearl.
The word tip is actually an acronym for "ensuring timely service". The word "tip" is actually an acronym for "ensure timely service"! The phrase "thumb rule" comes from an old English law that says you can't hit your wife with something wider than your thumb.
The phrase "rule of thumb" comes from an old English law that you can't hit your wife with something bigger than your thumb. The longest word in English! The longest word in English is ""(silicosis)! There are more English speakers in China than Americans.
There are more people in China who can speak English than Americans. 1 1 and the word "listen" contain the same letters as "silent".
The words "listen" and "silence" use the same letters. Hoover vacuum cleaner is so popular in Britain that many people now call it vacuuming.
Hoover vacuum cleaners used to be very popular in Britain. Until now, many people still call "vacuuming" "vacuuming". 13, it is emphasized that dessert is spelled backwards.
"Stress" is spelled "dessert" in reverse. 14, the most used letter in the English alphabet is "e", and the least used letter is "q"! The most used letter in English is "E" and the least used letter is "Q".
Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel Gad *** y, which contains more than 50,000 words-none of which is the letter E! .
4. Ask for some knowledge of life (English)
Practice makes perfect. Practice makes perfect.
Praise is not pudding. Compliments can't be eaten as food. Praise makes good people better and bad people worse. The better the good guys boast, the worse the bad guys boast.
It is better to lose than to get ill-gotten gains. It is better to lose than to take advantage. Prevention is better than cure. Prevention is better than cure.
Pride comes before shame. Pride makes people lag behind. A promise is a debt. A promise is a promise.
Proverbs are the daughters of daily experience. Proverbs are the daughters of daily experience. Pull chestnuts out of the fire.
Put the cart before the horse. Put your shoulders on the steering wheel. Help!
Reading enriches the mind. Opening books is beneficial. Reading is good for the mind, and exercise is good for the body.
Respect yourself, or no one will respect you. To be respected, you must respect yourself. Rome was not built in a day. It was not built in a day.
Saying is one thing, doing is another. Words differ from deeds. I'll believe that when I see it. I'll believe that when I see it.
Seek truth from facts. Seek truth from facts. Send a wise man to do something, don't say anything to him. A wise man is a policeman, no need to explain.
Fight poison with poison. A short account makes a long friend. Short accounts make long friends.
Something is better than nothing. Talk is better than nothing. Soon learn, soon forgotten. Soon learnt, soon forgotten.
Soon ripe, soon rotten. Ripe quickly and rot quickly. Speech is silver, silence is gold. Speech is silver, silence is gold.
Still water flows deeply. Still water is often deep. Strike while the iron is hot.
Belief in persistence and success. Success belongs to the persevering. Let it be. E. It's safe when you come.
Empty talk won't help. Empty talk won't help. Talk of the devil, and he is sure to appear. Talk of the devil, and he is sure to appear.
Tall trees can withstand more wind. Lead by example and teach others.
The best heart is always courage. Selfless people are fearless. Even the best people make mistakes. Great men sometimes make mistakes.
The cat closes its eyes when it steals food. The danger has passed and God has been forgotten.
The darkest hour is before dawn. The darkest hour is nearest the dawn. The dark place is under the candle. It is darkest under the candlestick.
The devil knows many things because he is old. The old horse knows the way. The devil sometimes tells the truth. The devil sometimes tells the truth.
What is done is done. What is done is done. The early bird catches the worm. The early bird catches the worm.
5. Urgently ask for 30 tips on English life.
65438+1 October1New Year's Day, World Wetlands Day on February 2nd, Valentine's Day on February 4th, National Love Ear Day on March 3rd, Youth Volunteer Service Day on March 5th, International Women's Day on March 8th y) Mother River Protection Day on March 9th 12, China. International Police Day March 15, World Consumer Rights Day (World 24th World Tuberculosis Day April 1 April Fool's Day April 5th Tomb-Sweeping Day April 7th World Health Day) April 22nd World Intellectual Property Day May 1 International Labor Day May 3rd world asthma day May 4th China Youth Day May 8th World Red. World Red Cross Day May 12 International Nurses' Day May 15 International Family Day May 17 World Telecommunication Day May 20 National Student Nutrition Day May 23 International Milk Day May 3 1 World No Tobacco Day June 1 International Children's Day June 5 World Environment Day (International Environment Day) 6 7 World Day to Combat Desertification and Drought June 23rd, International Olympic Day June 25th, National Land Day June 26th, International Anti-drug Day (International Anti-drug Day) July 1 day, China was born (the anniversary of the founding of the Communist Party of China (CPC)).
6. If you want some common sense of life, be brief and have an English version. I hope you can help me. Thanks in advance.
1. Dust enters your eyes, close your eyes and cough, and the dust will come out.
There is little dust in your eyes. Close your eyes and cough a few times, and the dust will come out on its own.
If your whole skin area is damaged or burned, you can rub some toothpaste, which can relieve the pain and stop bleeding.
If there is a small area of skin injury or burn, immediately apply a little toothpaste to stop bleeding and relieve pain.
You have just been bitten by a mosquito. Put soap on somewhere, and it will stop itching after a while.
Just bitten by a mosquito, it doesn't itch when you apply soap.
When you burp, drink some vinegar, which is very effective.
Drink some vinegar when you burp, which is very effective.
7. What is the common sense of English?
1, wake up in the morning. Drink a glass of water first to prevent stones (wake up this morning. Drink a glass of water. Prevention of stones).
2, chicken * * * contains carcinogens, don't eat better (chicken butt contains carcinogens, don't eat well).
Don't add eggs and sugar to drink soybean milk, and don't drink too much (don't drink milk and sugar, add eggs. Don't drink too much).
4, do not eat tomatoes on an empty stomach, it is best to eat after meals (do not eat tomatoes, it is best to eat meat).
5, smoking, the biggest relationship is lung cancer, lip cancer, tongue cancer, laryngeal cancer, esophageal cancer, and bladder cancer (smoking, the biggest relationship is lung cancer, lip cancer, tongue cancer, laryngeal cancer, and bladder cancer).
6. Drinking alcohol leads to cirrhosis and liver cancer.
Give these first, then you. Leave me a message.
8. Interesting little knowledge of English
English fun test: idioms against slang and proverbs is a stumbling block in English learning.
These English sentences have no characteristics, and we don't understand the meaning of these idioms because we have different cultural backgrounds from English-speaking countries. If we can find the corresponding expressions of these proverbs in Chinese, the problem will be solved.
Look at the following sentences. How much can you translate? 1. After meat, mustard; After the death, the doctor explained: This describes a situation that it is too late to give assistance or help.
Just when I cancelled my application to go abroad, I got a promise to pay my travel expenses. This is a case of a doctor who died. 2. After praising the wine, they sold us vinegar to explain: Offer to give or sell something worse than you claimed.
That guy completely misled us about what he could do. After praising the wine, he sold us vinegar. 3. Everything is over, except the explanation of shouting: finally decided or won; Bring it to the end; Cannot be changed.
After Bill scored a touchdown, the game was over, all that was needed was shouting. 4. Explanation: A willing horse is a person who always does things for others. This usually means that others impose it on him.
Example: The problem is that you have a good temper, and people will take advantage of it. A willing horse carries a heavy load. You must learn to reject those who ask too much. Anger and haste hinder good advice: when one is angry or angry, it is impossible for one to act wisely.
Example: Before you decide what to do next, you should calm down. Anger and haste hinder good advice. 6. Poor explanation: extremely poor, almost impossible to survive.
He has a big family, but he is as poor as a church mouse. Note: The church is one of the few buildings without food.
7. Once a word is spoken, it is hard to recall it: the damage caused by an unintentional word is not easy to recover. For the rest of his life, he regretted what he said, but what he said was a lost cause, and he knew that he could never make up for the pain at that moment.
8. After all, the world is just a small place: this word is used when a person meets someone he knows or has some connection with in a place he never expected to meet. Who would have thought that I would meet an old classmate on my journey to Mount Tai? After all, the world is just a small place.
9. When in Rome, do as the Romans do: Follow the customs of people around you. I know you have eggs and bacon for breakfast at home, but now that you are in continental Europe, do as the Romans do, drink coffee and eat bread rolls.
10. What you lost in the swing, you will get back in the explanation of pi: a rough method to start the average rule; If you are unlucky one day, you will be lucky another day; If an adventurer fails, try a new one and you may succeed. He may always have the advantage of making up for everything; If he loses on the swing, he may win on the carousel.
1 1. Explanation: If a person is happy, what does other things matter? Example: You are ordinary, but you have a good family, parents, health and money. As long as you are happy, what's strange about that?
12. host angel explanation: I don't know the advantages of a great man and treat him as a guest. Example: One night, someone told her that she had unconsciously received an angel who appeared as a poseur in The Greatest Promise. But my time seems long.
Every potter praises his clay pot. People don't want to mention their property or examples of defects of their family members. He said that his teacher thought his work was excellent, but I'd rather hear it from his teacher himself. Every Potter practices his own pot. Answer: 1. Send an umbrella after the rain II. Hang a sheep's head and sell dog meat 3. The general trend has gone. People are good at being bullied. Mashan was ridden. 5. If you can't bear it, make a great plan. 6. If you are poor, 7. Say a word and you won't catch it. 8. The end of the world is near at hand, and kings can be seen everywhere. 9. Do as the Romans do. 10. Get lost in the east corner and harvest mulberries 1 1. Happy is the contented 12. An ignorant person 13. Everyone has his day. Wang Po bought melons and bragged about sending flowers: Aries, the lucky flower of the zodiac, wild rose, broom, nasturtium, hibiscus Aries: thistle, wild rose, broom, nasturtium, honeysuckle Taurus: lily of the valley, violet, red rose, myrtle Taurus: lily of the valley, violet, red rose, myrtle Gemini: Snapdragon, iris Gemini:
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