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Why is my husband always busy and tired? Why can't I be considerate of him and always embarrass him with small things, dislike him and make him angry? Am I really wrong?
Men are like hoses,
Women are like three tubes,
The total flow of three water pipes for women is the same as that of one water pipe for men.
Therefore, the IQ of men and women is equal.
There is only one man, so thick, and there are three women, so thin.
So ... men are careless and women are careful.
Because men are thick, they can handle some big things, but there is only one thing. A man is doing something and doesn't want others to interrupt him.
Because the woman is thin and there are three, so. Women can't handle some big things. But you can handle three small things at the same time, such as watching TV, knitting a sweater and chatting with others. Do three things at once,
Men are thick-skinned, and when they finish one thing, they will do the next. There is a pause in the middle. Women can do small things at the same time, and almost no intermission is needed. So men's endurance is not as good as women's.
Men are like fire and women are like water. Fire is flammable and can be put out easily. Water is slow to heat and slow to cool. But water is bigger than fire, and there will be a saying that it is the most poisonous to women. But most crimes are committed by men.
Above, I'm just analyzing,
In view of your problem, I suggest you give your husband space and don't let him have too many small things. He is absorbed in his work, leave him alone, for example, talk to him less when driving.
Just now, please savor, understand and enjoy it for life.
If you don't give me a point this time, you will really regret it. I let go of my unique skill.
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