English homophonic jokes

A Shaanxi native opened a restaurant in Chinatown, New York. The son is a waiter, the mother is responsible for collecting money, and the father is a chef.

One day, a foreigner came to the shop and ordered a set meal. In the middle of it, he smashed the soup bowl with a bang.

The son ran over to have a look and said, "The bowl is broken!"

The foreigner thinks, "A dollar, ..."

Mother came to see the sound. She saw a broken bowl on the ground and asked, "Who broke it?"

The foreigner thought, "Three dollars? ......"

The son said, "He called!"

The foreigner thought, "Ten dollars? ! ......"

Mom added, "I want to make another bowl!" "

The foreigner thought, "Happy? ! ? ! ......"

Dad was chopping vegetables in the kitchen when he suddenly heard the noise outside and ran out to see what had happened. In my hurry, I forgot to put down the kitchen knife.

Dad, five big and three thick, stood in the restaurant with a kitchen knife. When the foreigner saw it, his heart beat faster and his blood pressure rose sharply, but it was his words that broke his heart.

Dad said to his son who was scooping soup on the heating stove, "Be hot, hold less!" "

Foreigner: "Ten thousand? ! !