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A joke about "stupid bird"

I saw a joke on the internet the other day, which was very funny, but also very talented. It is said that a mother doesn't like her child's poor grades and calls him a "stupid bird". The child said unhurriedly that there are three kinds of "stupid birds" in the world: one is that he thinks he is stupid, so he flies first; One is not to dislike being stupid but too tired to fly; One is that they can't fly, lay eggs in the nest, and force the young birds to fly high after hatching.

In today's China, it's hard for parents not to be anxious. They always feel that their children don't work hard enough and their grades are not as good as other children. They are worried that they will not be able to find a job and earn money in the future, and they will have a miserable life. They will earnestly reason and urge their children to recite and brush the questions. But in fact, whether a person can succeed in his life is determined by many factors, and the achievements in his student days are not the only sufficient conditions.

The first kind of "stupid bird" is the easiest to do, because what he does is what he likes to achieve, and he is willing to make incredible efforts that ordinary people think, and does not think it is bitter.

The second kind of "stupid bird" is not easy to become a talent, but as long as he has a sound personality, he can become an ordinary and happy person.

The third kind of "stupid bird" is the most sad, because it can't understand itself and can't set a good example for children. It drives children to fly high with its own wings, nourishes children with its own companionship and love, often beats and scolds children, satirizes children, and believes in the philosophy of sticks, which makes chickens fly and dogs jump at home. The children of this "stupid bird" family may have two worst outcomes, either being forced to commit suicide by depression or being forced to kill with a knife. The extreme example in the news is probably made by this kind of "stupid bird", and such "stupid bird" can only raise "stupid bird"

The last sentence of Saint Amethyst's "hanging on his head to stab the stock" is "work hard without teaching". It is one thing for children to be willing to work hard, and it is a double sorrow for parents and children to be forced to work hard.

If you can't be the first kind of "stupid bird", it's not bad to be the second kind. Never be the third kind of "stupid bird".