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A happy composition about a family cleaning together
Family cleaning
Every weekend, my family will carry out a general mobilization of the whole family. Clean this house from head to toe.
Everyone in my family got up early. Everyone put on "powerful equipment", and each of us was refreshed and full of fighting spirit. Just when I was about to start cleaning, I interjected and said: "There are too many 'enemies' - garbage. We only have one, two, three... six people. Why don't we implement regional warfare? This way we can start as soon as possible. Do you think it’s okay to end this war?” My opinion was supported by everyone.
I was cleaning the third floor alone. I moved the bookcases, desks, etc., and saw that the "enemy" was indeed hiding down there, but I, the "super detective", still found him. I picked up the "shotgun" - the broom and annihilated the "enemies" one after another. However, I was still worried, worried that some "enemies" were hiding and had not been eliminated by me. My mission this time is to kill all the "enemies" without leaving any trace behind. I then drove this "tank cannon" - Rag, and patrolled various areas several times. My task was completed, and I was so tired that I lay down on the bed and fell asleep. It was already past 4 pm when my father, mother and others came to wake me up. I saw them saying, "Sir, I have wiped out all the 'enemies'." They said, "So have we." I was joking. Said: "Our team is really an elite team" "Ha, ha, ha..." The whole family was happy for this victory. We also ended this "war" with laughter
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