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Why do piglets roll in the mud?

Summer is here, the sun is shining with all its strength, and the little animals in the forest gather together to compete in ways to cool down.

The little monkey said: "We monkeys are still smart. When it's hot, we climb up the trees and hide under the leaves, but it's cool."

The little duck said: "That's nothing. Yeah, we ducks are still smart. When summer comes, we get into the lake and swim, which is much cooler than you."

The puppy said: "You are all external skills, but we puppies are still better. We Open your mouth and stick out your tongue to dissipate the heat. We rely on internal strength.”

The little animals looked at each other and thought that their own way to escape the heat was the most powerful. Suddenly the little monkey noticed. , the little pig hid in the corner and sat silently.

"Little pig, little pig, how do you escape the heat?" The little monkey jumped on the pig's back and pulled the pig's ears and asked him.

"I...I..." Little Pig blushed and didn't know how to answer

? "I know how Little Pig escapes the heat. God saw him rolling in the mud," the little rabbit cried in a high-pitched voice.

The pig's face turned redder, like a ripe apple.

The little monkey jumped away from the piggy: "Hey, it's so dirty. It's rolling in the mud. It's not hygienic at all. The piggy is a bad boy who doesn't pay attention to hygiene."

?"Bad boy, bad boy"

?"Rolling in the mud, so dirty"

There were tears rolling in the piggy's eyes, and he cried "whimpering" Ran back home

?"Good baby, what's wrong?" Mother Pig saw the little pig running back crying, and quickly went to comfort the little pig

?"Mom, why are we here?" Rolling in the mud?" the little pig asked the mother pig with tears in his eyes. "Good boy, because we are pigs, pigs have to roll in the mud."

" I don’t want to wallow in the mud. They all laughed at me and said I was a dirty boy!”

“This...” Mummy Pig was also in trouble, and she didn’t know it for a moment. How to explain to the little pig

The little pig’s cries attracted the smartest teacher in the forest, the lark. The lark asked the mother pig the reason for the matter

The lark Teacher: "Little pig, little pig, stop crying. Follow the teacher. The teacher will promise that they will not laugh at you again."

The little pig stopped crying and had sex with Teacher Lark dubiously.

They came to the lake, where little monkeys, little ducks, and puppies were playing.

When the little monkey saw the little pig coming, he immediately shouted: "Little dirty pig, what are you doing here? You don't want the lake to be dirty."

Teacher Lark Patting the little monkey's head, he asked everyone else to be quiet.

Teacher Lark: "Today, the teacher is going to teach you a lesson. First, the teacher will ask you a question, who is the strongest person in the forest?" He is the bravest and bravest person."

The smart little monkey immediately raised his hand to answer: "Of course it is the elephant sergeant. His legs are big and strong, and his trunk is long and thick. He can The big tree is lifted up."

Teacher Lark: "That's right. Do you want to be like Sheriff Elephant in the future?"

"Yes!" Little animals! replied in unison.

"Then if I tell you again that Sheriff Elephant, like the little pig, can roll in the mud, do you still think about it?"

"I don't believe it, teacher, you are lying. People!" The little monkey jumped up immediately.

"The teacher didn't lie to you. If you don't believe me, look over there." Teacher Lark pointed, and the little animals all looked over. It was Sheriff Elephant. He was really in the quagmire on the other side of the lake. Rolling.

"Why is this happening..." The little animals found it difficult to accept this fact for a while, feeling that the mighty image of Sheriff Elephant in their hearts was shattered.

Teacher Lark clapped his hands and pulled the little animals back from the loss

?"Not only the elephant sergeant can roll in the mud, but the rhinoceros captain can also, and Uncle hippopotamus, they all roll in the mud. They do this because it is too hot and they need to cover their skin with a layer of mud to cool down."

"The same goes for piglets. , rolling in the mud is not because the piggy is unhygienic, it is just a way to escape the heat, the same as the puppy sticking out its tongue, the little duck diving, and the little monkey hiding under the shade of the tree."

?"Are you still going to laugh at the little pigs for not being hygienic, little animals? What the little pigs did was just a normal thing."

The little monkeys, little ducks, and puppies all looked down in shame. "We can't choose what kind of little animals we will become when we are born. Maybe we don't have the power of the elephant sergeant or the might of the rhinoceros captain, but we all have our own advantages." , the same is true for Little Pig, he is a kind and good boy, even if everyone laughs at him, he does not say bad things about everyone, but thinks that he is not good. "

Teacher Lark's words made the little boy laugh. The animals blushed as they spoke. The little monkeys, little ducks, and puppies came to the little pig one after another and apologized to him. The little pig smiled innocently and forgave them, and played with them again as before. But one thing is different: the little pig is no longer sad that he is a pig. Now he can proudly roll in the mud and say proudly:

"I am a happy little pig." ”

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