Somebody tell me a joke. Look at A.

Question 1: What will fish do if there is no water in the sea one day?

Child A: The fish went to the river. (Thinking for a moment, continuing) Oh, no, what about whales? It's too big to get in. How thoughtful! )

Child b: change the stone. (The fish is vomiting blood ...)

Question 2: Where does the milk come from?

Child A: There are several mouths under the cow's stomach, from which it flows out. Are you sure that's a mouth? )

Continue to ask: How did coconut milk come from?

Child B: Coconut milk is goat's milk. That's too far, brother

Keep asking: what is goat milk?

Child B: Goat milk is yogurt, right? Don't drink at home, order bright milk. (What terrible logic)

Question 3: What is a child's face for?

Child A: It's for mom.

Follow-up: Do you miss dear dad?

Child a: for dad.

Keep asking: then who are you kissing your face for?

Child A: It's for mom. (Dad is in tears)

Child B: It's for sticker heads. Is your face a billboard? )

Question 4: Why does the child come out of the mother's stomach instead of the father's?

Child A: Girls come out of their mothers' bellies, and boys come out of their fathers' bellies. (what a fool)

Little boy B: Because boys are cute! (Little girls shout together: Boys are not cute! )

Question 5: What's the use of children's hair?

Little girl A: It's used to comb my hair.

Question boy B: What's the use of hair that can't be braided?

Child b: it's used to shave the hair of the barber shop. (Precious dedication)

2 nd kindergarten

Question 1: Why do people only have two legs?

Child A: Because we are not animals. Are ducks four-legged? )

Child B: You can't grow four legs. (this is the arrangement of heaven, the biggest)

Child C: (laughing to himself) If you have four legs, you will fight.

Follow-up: But can a four-legged dog run fast?

Child C: (in a daze) ... (All the children shouted: I run faster than a dog! )

Question 2: How can we make fat people lose weight immediately?

Child A: Eat diet cookies. (still smart)

Follow-up: you can't lose weight immediately after eating diet cookies. How can you lose weight at once?

Child A: Then don't eat diet cookies. (Are you kidding? )

Question 3: How can we make thin people fat immediately?

Child A: Drink milk. (Milk is not pig feed)

Child B: You can be a policeman if you eat too much. (The police are all fat? )

Question 4: Why did the balloon fly into the sky?

Child A: Because it is angry. If you are out of breath, can you call a balloon? )

Follow-up: Then why can't some balloons fly into the sky?

Child A: Because there is too little gas in it. (What nonsense)

3 rd kindergarten

Question 1: What animal has two feet and will wake you up when the sun rises in the morning?

Child A: Chicken, rooster. (Another child cries: Daddy Chicken)

Curiously asked: What is a chicken father?

Child: The hen is called hen, and the rooster is called chicken father. (It dawned on me ...)

Child b: mom.

Child c: the sun. (Khan ... The sun is an animal. )

Continue to ask: Does the sun have feet?

Child C: The sun has five feet. (Another child retorts: Seven, rainbows are seven colors. )

Question 2: What do you mean by gossiping?

Child a: it's just gossiping. It's a mess Add: We are talking now. (I still have self-knowledge)

Child B: Make a lot of tongues. (It's terrible ...)

Question 3: How to distinguish between men and women?

Child A: Look at the hair. Girls with long hair and boys with short hair. (A girl with short hair is crying next to her ...)

Child B: Peeping at him (her) to pee, boys standing, girls squatting. (This era is lewd ...)

Child C: Look at what socks he (she) is wearing. The red one is a girl and the blue one is a boy. (so innocent ...)

Child D: Look at its eyes. (so erratic ...)

Question 4: What happens if a stone is thrown into a fish pond?

Child A: Water will turn into waves. (……)

Child B: The fish will come up. The fishermen are very happy ...

Child C: A fine of five yuan. (Khan ...)

No.4 kindergarten

Question 1: Why is Tangshan called Tangshan?

Child A: Because it is a mountain for drinking soup. (Really looking for meaning ...)

Child B: Tangshan is a hot spring and a place to take a bath. (irrelevant answer ...)

Child C: It's very hot down there, so it's called Tangshan. Khan ... turned out to be a hot mountain ...

Child D: Who is Tangshan? (……)

Question 2: An old man lost a horse. Do you think the horse will come back?

Child A: No, because horses are playing on the road. (A naughty horse ...)

Child B: No, Marta can't read rings. I've never seen a horse walk to see the rings ...

Child C: No, mom went to marry another horse. What a romantic child ...

Child d: no, grandpa is not nice to the horse. The horse has gone to find a new owner. The reality is cruel, and horses need to jump ship ...

Question 3: Why does the aunt who gives medicine in the hospital wear a mask?

Child A: Because the dean is afraid that they will steal food. (Is the medicine delicious? )

Immediately, a child scrambled to say: Are those uncles with scalpels and masks afraid of their meals? (dizzy ...)

Child B: I'm afraid of drooling, because I have to pay attention to hygiene. Wearing a mask is to prevent saliva from flowing down ...

5 th kindergarten

Question 1: What's the difference between Coca-Cola and Pepsi?

Child a: the name is different. (This is even known to Martians)

Child B: The bottle of Coca-Cola is red, and Pepsi is blue. I know you're not color blind, good boy.

Child C: Pepsi has Jay Chou, and Coca-Cola has vanilla.

Child D: Coca-Cola is sour, and it will get angry if you drink it! (I will be angry, which means it is a special cola. )

Question 2: Why does the subway run underground?

Child A: Because the subway has the word "ground", it should be underground. I know someone who will answer this question.

Child B: The subway has no wheels, so it can't run on the ground. Do you have wheels? No? Really? )

Question 3: Is there a chicken or an egg first in the world?

Child A: Eat the eggs first.

Q: Where did the eggs come from without chickens?

Child A: ...

Child B: Hens come first, and then eggs are laid.

Child C: There are 30 eggs in a * *!

Surprise: What? Thirty eggs, right?

Child C: Because there are two old hens, each laying 15 eggs, there are 30! Hello, children, God.

Question 4: What festival is April 1?

Child a: mother's day.

Child b: Women's Day.

Reminder: March 8 Women's Day.

Child B: That's Arbor Day!

I can't help it: When is April Fool's Day?

Child C: It's 65438+1October 8th! (This ...)

Child D: I see, April 1 is the festival of uncle driver! (How did you come up with it, out of curiosity)

Question 5: How can we become beautiful?

Child A: Sticking cucumbers, my mother sticks them at home every day.

Child B: Stick papaya. My aunt always sticks papaya.

Child C: Paste the eggs! (It's really hard)

Child D: Sticking potatoes, my mother-in-law sticks her hand to me.

Little boy e: I've burnt mango skin! Is that you fooling around? )

Summary: One is more magical than the other, and DIY is really popular.