Hedgehog yellow joke

1, troops stationed in the Arctic Circle. "It's not cold at all," said a veteran. "I have been to Alaska, that place is very cold! Continuous furnace? The fire in the stove is frozen, and it can't be blown out. "

"What is this!" Another veteran was unconvinced. "In a place where I have been, when I was talking, my words were frozen! Sample one? Come on, we have to melt the frozen words in boiling water to understand the order! "

2. A woman urinated in the toilet, and a drunk went by mistake after drinking. He heard the sound of urination and said, Don't wait, I really don't drink! Women are too scared to come again? I peed, but I couldn't hold back and farted. The drunkard said: I *! Why did you take another bottle!

When the wolf invaded, small animals set up death squads to fight. Mantis: I have two knives. Hedgehog: I'm covered in hidden weapons. The horned beetle sings: Hum! I have nunchakus! Nunchakus! Hum, hum, haha!

One day, a chimpanzee accidentally stepped on a stool pulled by a gibbon, and the female ape carefully wiped the stool off the chimpanzee, so they spent the night? Love, after someone asked them how they met, chimpanzees said with emotion: "ape dung (fate) is all ape dung!"

The elephant saw the camel and said, "Why does MIMI grow on your back?"

The camel said: *! I don't fucking talk to things on J8' s face.

The snake smiled: J8' s long face is better than MIMI's long back.

The elephant retorted: You are 8 years old and still have J8 on your face?

When the earthworm saw it, he said at the same time, Why does this guy grow J8 and have no face?

6. When the nurse saw the patient drinking in the ward, she went over and whispered, "Little darling!" The patient smiled and said, "Little baby."

7. Mrs. Wang is pregnant with quadruplets and shows off to her neighbors everywhere, saying that it is not easy to give birth to quadruplets, with an average of 60 thousand births. ? Mrs. Li was surprised: do you still have time to do housework?

8. A naughty student nicknamed the girl in the same class "Fat Pig". The girl cried and complained to the teacher, and the teacher promised to approve the boys? Education evaluation, the next day in class, the teacher spoke in class: one of our classmates is so rude, who will give other students nicknames? You can't just call people what they like:

Before dark, my sister and I were under a big tree in the park. The scenery in the park is beautiful, there is no figure, and it is very poetic? Picturesque. I said, "I'm in a bad mood. Please make me happy. "

"good!" She has a smiling face.

"Let's get started."

"My one hand makes you happy?" She said softly.

I am a little greedy and shake my head.

"I make you happy with my hands?" She said more softly.

I'm still a little greedy. I still shook my head.

"Then I use two hands and one mouth to make you happy?" She said very gently.

I nodded desperately, I was elated! ! ! !

Bang, bang! ! ! I got slapped twice! !

Shh! She spit all over my face! ! !