Beg 100 hilarious jokes.

Honey, you must take care of yourself! (of course, it is to maintain the weight of the past, hey hey! )

Sincere Edition: You are the most important person in our family.

Comfort Edition: Actually, your waist is much thinner than the previous year. (Of course, she was pregnant at that time. )

Thanksgiving Edition: Wife, I missed at least three advertisements when you walked through the TV just now.

Appreciation Edition: You are really a "round" figure!

A thoughtful version; The same road, I walked, flat and faint, clear and seamless; When you walk by, step by step

To tell the truth: you are a broad-minded person.

Self-criticism: I think, just like our first love, I gently picked you up and made three beautiful circles here, but I can't.

No matter how deep I fall into the well, I believe you will save me-use your belt.

Advertising version: good teeth and good appetite are good. Your teeth are really good.

This damn washing machine has shrunk your clothes again.

Gentle Edition: When you left me and walked to the door, I only felt the sun and the moon dim.

Environmental protection edition: honey, taking a bath in the bathtub now saves more water than before.

Aesthetic Edition: There are fewer and fewer wrinkles on the face.

Mathematical Edition: According to the relevant formula, you only need to grow to 15cm to meet the weight standard.

Physics Edition: Wife, your inertia is getting bigger and bigger.

Chemistry Edition: Your assimilation is always stronger than your alienation.

Literature Edition: I gently press your skin, ah, you are much deeper than before.

Chinese literature edition: add "chin" before the word "thin" and you are healthy.

History Edition: Wife, we get along very well. I think I am as happy as Tang Xuanzong.

Geography Edition: Your neck is the Arctic Circle and your ankle is the Antarctic Circle. Sure, you know where the equator is.

Economy Edition: Honey, don't take the bus, take a taxi, because taxis don't charge by seat.

Relativity Edition: How small I am compared with you!

Philosophy Edition: What exists is reasonable. This applies to everything, including fat.

Sociology Edition: What a wise decision to cancel the distribution of tickets!

Comprehensive Edition: Weight gain is a physical change. The increase of fat is a chemical change, the change of weighing scale is a mathematical change, and my love for you is nothing.