Are there any anagrams that are homophonic to the idioms or ancient poems?

One

Don’t care about the east or the west, just take care of the wine;

Whether it is prosperous or declining, just drink.

In the Qing Dynasty, the business of a tavern in Jiangnan was sluggish. A scholar wrote this couplet and the business gradually improved. "Guan" is a joke to "Guan", "Bai" is a joke to "Bar"

Two

Minzi led the white ox past the Prince's Inn;

The White Bull rides Black horse, rush to the public smelting field.

A certain school boy put together a play by Confucian disciples. "Min Zi Qian" is a homology to "Min Zi Qian", "Bainiu" is a homology to "[Ran] Boniu", "Bai Gongqi" is a homology to "Baigong Qi", "Gong Ye Chang" is a homology to "Gong Ye Chang"

Three

Shanghai scholars came down to the imperial examination, just to write a letter;

The people in Huating suffered disasters, all because of their evil deeds.

In the Ming Dynasty, Zheng Luoshu, the magistrate of Shanghai, and Nie Bao, the magistrate of Huating, played against each other. "Luoshu" is a homology to "Luoshu", and "Nie Bao" is a homology to "Nie Bao"

Four

Sail with the wind and sail against the wind, the sail is slow and the sail is fast;

When the tide rises, the oars are used when the tide goes out, and when the tide goes out, the oars are pulled straight.

Zhu Yunming to a certain friend. "Fan Chi" is a homology to "Fan Chi", a disciple of Confucius; "Fan Kuai" is a homology to "Fan Kuai", a general in the early Han Dynasty; "Lu Zhi" is a homology to "Lu Zhi", the character of Huang Tingjian in the Song Dynasty; "Lu La" is a homology to "Lu Ban", an ancient craftsman

五

The nail was pulled out of the stern of the boat, Confucius was born at the end of the boat;

There was lightning in the clouds, and Huo Guang came from Hanzhong.

Xie Jin to a certain friend. "Zhou" is a homologue of "Zhou", and "Huo Guang" is a homologue of "Fire Light"

六

The cat enjoys the cool under the bamboo, without any heat;

The butterflies and flowers look to each other. The next day, there is more wind.

"summer" is a homologue to "rat", and "wind" is a homologue to "bee"

七

Walking around in clothes and shoes means urgent matters;

Abandoning armor and dragging troops away, you will often lose.

Xia Yuanji, Minister of the Ministry of War, gave Zhou a lot of trouble. "Emergency" is a homologue of "give things", "Changshu" is a homologue of "Shang Shu"

Eight

Take off your clothes, take off your crown and walk, sacrificing others to give things;

Abandoning his armor and dragging his soldiers away, he proclaimed the title of Fu Shangshu.

Zhao Jiuling versus Zhang Tao. "Giushi" is a homologue of "urgent matter", and "Shang Shu" is a homologue of "often losing"

八

The clogs are shoes, but there are really no shoes under the feet;

Coconut scoop As a lamp, those who respect the previous committee are not bell-like.

Ming Hu Weiyong and Yuan Liuzhuang play opposite each other. "Wu Lu" is a fungus for "rudeness", and "buzhong" is a fungus for "unloyalty"

Nine

Isn't it a false island to put a lake stone in the middle of the river?

< p>Putting a tiger's skin on a horse's back is called a spotted tiger.

Wen Zhengming versus Xu Zhenqing. "Fake Island" is a homology to "Jiadao", and "Banbiao" is a homology to "Banbiao"

十

The rain hits the Confucian crown like a wooden ladle filled with oil;

The snow falling on the monk's head is like pounding powder into a hammer.

You Xiucai versus Monk Lei. "Oil" is a homologue of "You", "Lei" is a homologue of "Thunder"

Eleven

Leaves fall and branches wither, let's see how the bachelor will bear fruit;

Swords and axes Even the governor must uproot it.

A bachelor versus a magistrate. "Du" is a cross between "蔸"

Twelve

The lotus dies and the lotus remains, and the fallen leaves return to their roots to become an old woman;

The grain becomes corn and matures, and the chaff is blown away to make a bride.

Dialect. "Old woman" is a homophone to "old lotus root", and "bride" is a homophone to "new grain"

Homophonic jokes:

1. During a meeting in a village, due to the homophony, the village chief said: "Rabbits" , Shrimps, no pickles, the pickles are too expensive.” (Comrades, fellow villagers, don’t talk, the meeting is now.) The host said: “Please pickles the pickles.” (Now let’s ask the mayor to speak.) The township head said: "Rabbits and shrimps, today's rice is eaten by dogs, and everyone is a big bastard." (Comrades and villagers, today's rice is enough, let's all use big bowls)

2. The newly appointed magistrate was from Shandong. Because he had to hang up the accounts, he said to the master: "You buy me two bamboo poles."

The master misunderstood the word "bamboo pole" in Shandong accent as "pork liver" and quickly agreed and hurriedly ran to the butcher shop and said to the shopkeeper: "The new county magistrate wants to buy two Pork liver, you are a sensible person,

You should know it by heart!”

The shopkeeper was a smart man, he understood it immediately, and immediately cut off two pig livers and gave them as a gift< /p>

He has a pair of pig ears.

After leaving the butcher shop, the master thought to himself: "The master asked me to buy pork liver, of course these pig ears are mine..." So he wrapped the hunting ears OK, put it in your pocket. Returning to the county government office, he reported to the magistrate

"Report to the master, I bought pork liver!"

The magistrate saw that what the master bought back was pork liver, and said angrily: "You Where are the ears?"

When the master heard this, his face turned pale with fright, and he hurriedly replied:

"The ears...the ears...are here...in my...my... In your pocket! ”

3. Make it after seeing chickens

There was once a landowner who loved to eat chickens. The tenants rented his land and had to pay the rent alone.

You have to give him a chicken first.

There was a tenant named Zhang San who went to pay rent to the landlord at the end of the year and shared the land for the second year.

When he went there, he put a chicken in a bag and after paying the rent, he told the landlord about the land tenure in the second year.

The landlord saw that he was empty-handed, so he With his eyes raised to the sky, he said, "There are no three kinds of chickens allowed in this field."

Zhang San understood the meaning of this sentence and immediately took the chicken out of the bag. When the landlord saw the chicken, he immediately changed his mind and said, "If you don't give it to Zhang San, who will you give it to?"

Zhang San said: "Your words become so fast!"

The landlord replied: "That sentence just now was 'nonsense (chicken) talk', and this sentence now is 'made after seeing

the opportunity (chicken)'."

4. There are "aircrafts" available

A salesman went to Guangzhou on a business trip. After arriving in Beijing, he wanted to take a plane to go there

for fear that the manager would not agree. After receiving the reimbursement, he sent a telegram to the manager: "I can take advantage of it. Can I take it?" When the manager received the telegram, he thought that the "opportunity" to close the deal had arrived, so he immediately called back: "If you can take advantage of it, would you like to take it?"

Take. ”

When the salesman came back from a business trip to reimburse his travel expenses, the manager did not accept the stipulation that he was not reimbursed for taking the plane

Agree to reimburse air tickets. The salesman took out the manager's call card and called back. The manager was dumbfounded.

5. Related to place names

On New Year's Day evening, my younger brother brought two overseas Chinese students home for dinner. One was cheerful and the other was more

reticent.

During the dinner, the cheerful classmate smiled and pointed at the reserved classmate and introduced us: "He is from

Myanmar, so he is quite shy." Then he raised his glass. Toast everyone, raise your head and drink it all

and then say: "I am from Yangon."

6. At the school affairs meeting at the end of the semester, the principal Angry at the low efficiency of personnel administration. He said: "The person who is responsible for the director's business is ignorant; the person who is responsible for personnel management is unconscious;

The person who is an officer is not an officer!"

Homophonous for a postscript

1. The dwarf climbed the stairs - eagerly looking forward to it

2. The dwarf crossed the river - calmed (drowned) his heart

3. The nun in the nunnery - not blessed (husband)

4. After boiling all the lamp oil - heartburn (core)

5. Stir-fried green onions with cabbage leaves - add pro (green) on top of pro (green)

6. Fighting and pulling one’s beard - Qian (handling) Xu (beard)

7. A big ship carries the sun - Barely surviving (crossing) the day

8. Septic tank Swimming in - not afraid of death (shit)

Homophony in ancient poetry

1. Spring silkworms will die only when they die (thinking)

2. The sun rises in the east It rains in the west, the road is ruthless but sunny (love)

Chen Ya, a doctor, is humorous and loves word games. He has written more than 100 poems based on the names of traditional Chinese medicines and was praised as a "medicine poem" by his contemporaries. ".

For example, 3. "On the lake night before the wind and rain, the pinellia window is cool in the summer",

4. "But looking at the cow ridge in front of the car, there are not five leather houses out of ten", etc. The poem skillfully uses homophony and pun rhetoric to incorporate Chinese medicines such as dandelion, pinellia, plantain, and acanthus into the poem.

5. Chen Ya and his friend Cai Xiang saw a monk on the road. Asking for rain and sunbathing yourself naked is very ridiculous. Chen Ya casually said sarcastically: "If it doesn't rain and the pinellia ternata passes, it should be dried to make fenugreek" (pinellia ternata and fenugreek are the names of the medicines in the poem).