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Who knows that there are no articles about banana slices on KIN5 12?

The name of the full text should be whether there are banana slices KIN5 12 on board.

The name on the internet is the ship number NE007. Are there banana slices on it? You can search it.

I also like this article very much. If I was looking for an article on the fourth issue of Growing Innocent Campus, such as whether there were banana slices on the ship KIN5 12, I couldn't find it at first. Later, I looked for the ship number KIN5 12, but I couldn't find it. I searched for banana slices before I found out if there were any banana slices on the ship number NE007. I didn't know it was this article until I read the article. The titles of some articles are.

"Who wants your shoes, you bastard?"

Opposite the Maritime University, I saw Lin from the Department of Ocean Engineering buying strawberry preserves from Iraq. Lin paid the money. I saw it. I didn't say anything. I sat in the high chair in Fate is You and drank a cup of Hami melon milk tea. I cried my eyes out when I thought of the first school physical examination. Lin pressed cotton tightly on my arm and shouted at me, stop crying and relax your hand. Otherwise, your arm will turn blue.

I jumped down the stairs when they walked to school. I stood in front of Lin and the girl and said, Lin, you said you would take me to buy Daphne's shoes. Does it count now?

Lin Xiaomu glared at me. You haven't practiced yet. Why do you want to buy such good shoes?

I put Hami melon milk tea into his hand and shouted, I want a date. The sound was deafening. I want him to know that I'm not redundant. I don't want it.

He smiled, narrowed his eyes and said to the flower next to him, this girl is my next-door neighbor. Ever since I broke one of her Parker pens when I was a child, I have been worried about it.

I can't wait to take off my shoes and throw them on him at once. Lin loves you, you bastard. Who wants your shoes?

B "I'm crazy about your marathon"

When I was in junior high school, Gang Lin moved next door to my house. His father is the first mate on the ship, and his parents live at sea all the year round. He was placed in his uncle's house.

At that time, I was thin and small and strangely black. No children want to play with me.

There is a cherry tree in his uncle's backyard, which only bears small fruits every year, but how rare it is for people like me who live in the south. I secretly picked it when no one was around. He caught me in the act. He said with a crooked face, where are you from? How dare you steal from my house? I was so anxious that I began to cry. The cherry I picked fell all over the floor.

He was a little at a loss when I cried like this. Calm me down at once. I'm joking with you. Don't cry. Pick it if you want.

I squatted down with a grin, picked up the cherry on the ground, held it in my arms and said with a smile, thank you.

So much so that when we do evil and harm people on all sides, I can still remember the joy when I first met him. He is an elf who sends me cherries. I will depend on him all my life.

Every summer, in order to get a tan, he would drag me to swim at the seaside. Whether I agree or not, when I am about to get angry, hold my head in the sea and pull me up. I looked at him with red eyes with seawater. He was a little embarrassed, hugged me gently and said, I'm sorry, I just want to exercise you. So I can't even lose my temper.

There is a scooter driving on the beach by the sea. He insisted that I drive. He is behind me. Cheer me up and drive the cat away. It's okay. I am here. I stepped on the accelerator with my eyes closed and rushed out. Result: Our car collided with another car. Both fell to the ground. Lin was so angry that he threw a big bag of pearl fillets at my head and said, you shouldn't call it a cat, you should call it a pig Why are you dumber than a pig?

These things pieced together my whole childhood with Lin. It also gradually opened my marathon crush on him.

C "Little monkeys are easy to be cheated."

In the evening, I watched their music rehearsal in the auditorium. The hero is really handsome and has a loud voice. Lin is also in it, playing the bad guy. He has no lines, just a character who rushed out to assassinate others and was killed by others.

After reading it, I laughed hysterically under the stage and always praised the script for being well written. Lin saw me, and he saw my smug smile. He squinted and asked me, is it funny? Aren't you angry? He's still wearing a costume, and his robe is floating around.

I snorted. Who has time to be angry with you? If you don't take me, someone else will.

He smiled and took a chain from his neck and handed it to me. Have you had a stomachache recently? Save more cookies.

I took the chain he handed me. It was a very realistic little Oreo. I was just about to say something happily, but he hit me and said that he would take this biscuit out to satisfy my stomachache in the future. Don't fall in love in a hurry. Children are easily deceived.

I was a little angry. I went outside the auditorium and bumped into a person head-on. In fact, he is the hero of this musical. He stepped forward and grabbed my hand as excited as he saw president. Are you Lin Xiaomi? I like listening to your radio program very much. What a beautiful voice. My name is Duan. Computer science department.

I glanced at the distant forest without any expression, and I was a little angry.

The flower of the wheel train suddenly came from the backstage leisurely, holding Lin's arm affectionately and saying, the strawberry preserves you bought me are really delicious.

Lin said, buy kiwi fruit preserves next time.

I took Duan's hand angrily and said, handsome boy, let's go.

He asked me all the way, where are you going?

Buy banana slices.

He said, but it's so late and the candied fruit shop is closed.

I stopped at the door of the shop of bubble tea, and tears welled up unprepared. I held the handsome boy's head and burst into tears. I just want to eat banana slices?

D "Banana Sliced Little Monkey"

The next day, someone bought me a big bag of banana slices. I thought it was Lin. Every time I get angry, he will buy me banana slices, because we have read a newspaper before, which said that eating bananas can calm people down. So whenever I get angry, Lin will buy me banana slices.

However, when my friend Xiao Mo handed me the banana slices, he reluctantly said: The most handsome guy in the computer department gave it to you.

Which one is it?

It's Duan. Don't tell me you don't know him.

I'm holding that bag of banana slices in my hand, and I'm embarrassed to think of soaking him in tears and snot yesterday.

I immediately ran downstairs and found that the handsome boy had not left. I quickly grinned and said, handsome boy, thank you. His white shirt is really white and beautiful, and there are many in Lin.

The handsome boy looked at me for a long time without talking, and suddenly burst out laughing. Then reach out and cut my hair. He said he didn't expect you to be so informal and come out without doing your hair. Like a little lion.

I'm a little embarrassed to leave the handsome guy scratching my head.

Just then Lin jumped out. She doesn't look like a little lion. She obviously looks like a little monkey. When she was a child, she followed me all over the mountain.

Who is this? Duan asked me.

Lin came over and grabbed my shoulder and treacherously said that I was her childhood friend.

Duan nodded a little frustrated and turned and walked away.

I grabbed Lin's hand angrily, you villain, who is the little monkey?

He immediately pulled me back, stuffed a big bag of banana slices into my arms, patted my head and said, I don't know who it is. I used to sing at night without orangutans, and I used to attract you with monkeys.

I stared at him, and then I just wanted to make you happy. I held the banana slices tightly in my arms. Knock, knock, knock. Run upstairs.

E "No stars, I will accompany you."

Then I have two packs of banana slices. One is from a handsome guy and the other is from Lin. Enough for me to eat for a few days. So happy.

It's getting a little dark, and the moon is half out. There are no stars.

I remember the first time Lin got sick and broke out in a rash. I went to see him. He covered himself with a quilt and didn't want me to see his "mess". I bought a vacuum small yellow croaker to coax him, but it didn't help. I had to sit by his bed and sing to him.

There were no stars that night, so I sang. On a night without orangutans, I attracted you with monkeys.

Then Lin He smiled and crossed the bed, and finally lifted the quilt. Show the spots on your face.

Now I'm scared silly. I've never seen a face grow into a Dalmatian. It was so horrible that I left the little yellow croaker and ran out of his room screaming. I didn't see him for half a month.

He has been bitter about it. Later, when I got the chance, I said I wasn't angry enough. Said that my expression at that time seriously hit his fragile heart. From that day on, he stopped eating yellow croaker fish, saying it was his nightmare.

He didn't know that what I wanted to sing that day was that I was with you in the starry night.

F "Will you still care about me? 」

I always feel that Lin likes me more or less. Although it has nothing to do with the department of marine engineering, he will buy me banana slices, take me to eat crayfish or hold my hand to go shopping.

Maybe that's good enough.

But my dream was soon shattered.

We went to the school Christmas party that day. The chicken in the engine department jumped around somehow and was hurt by something falling from it.

Lin Xiao couldn't wait for a flying, picked her up and ran to the school doctor's office. Didn't even look at me.

I walked and walked, wondering if he would run so fast if it were me. I fell off the scooter and he called me a pig, so he wouldn't care so much about me.

I walked to the fruit shop opposite the school, and I met Duan. He came out with a bag of fruit. Huang Yanyan's

He said, Xiaomi, how have you been recently?

I looked at the fruit in his hand and asked, is this mango?

He said yes, yes.

I said give it to me, I want to eat mango today.

He smiled and said, no problem. You can take it.

When I was sitting in the dormitory, I cried while eating mangoes. I remember eating mango for the first time, and the next day there were many blisters around my mouth, big and small, which was enough to scare people to death. At that time, my parents were not at home, so Lin asked his uncle for money to take me to the hospital. I covered my mouth and cried desperately. I said I was finished, and I became ugly. It won't be good again.

Lindbergh gave me a look and said it was karma. Who told you to laugh at me last time?

I cried even louder.

He suddenly held me in his arms and said, I still won't dislike you if you are ugly.

My tears stopped immediately. If I used to like it a little, it has become everything now.

Later, the doctor wrote on the diagnosis that mango was allergic.

G "I'm waiting for you to say you love me. Why don't you just say so?"

The day after I woke up, my mouth was covered with blisters, which was as ugly as the first time, but I was a little happy. I think I finally have an excuse to let Lin leave his tie flowers to accompany me. So I called Lin. Before I could speak, he said, Cat, Tong Tong and I are in the hospital. I'll call you later.

He hung up before I could say it.

Small at the end of the look at my mouth and said, I help you ask for leave today, you go to see a doctor.

At this moment, the phone in the dormitory rang. As soon as Xiaomei answered, she swept over and scolded. You bought her mangoes. Look at her mouth now, it's all because of that mango. If you don't succeed, you will be responsible for the rest of her life!

I almost fainted after listening to it. Grab the phone, handsome. It's none of your business. I want to eat by myself.

Duan said, then I will accompany you to have a look.

A few minutes later, Duan appeared downstairs in my dormitory. I jumped on his bike, sat on my mouth and went to the hospital.

Duan kept apologizing to me. I shook my head. This is really none of your business.

The hospital is empty and white, and I feel very uncomfortable. I plunged into Duan's arms and began to cry in a low voice.

Then I got a call from Lin. He said, cat, where are you?

I said the hospital lobby. He anxiously asked himself what he was doing in the hospital hall.

Look at mango allergy. Then I hung up.

In less than a minute, Lin stormed up to me and pointed at me and shouted, What are you doing? Eat mangoes when you know you are allergic to mangoes?

I endured a mouthful of pain and said, this hospital is really small, and it only takes one minute for orthopedics to get to the hall.

Duan said, don't blame Xiaomi, I bought it for her.

His words made Lin even angrier and shouted, Well, it's very kind of you to know that you can't eat, but you still have to eat. Do you like him that much?

That's not true. Duan wants to help me explain something.

There are more and more people around you. I grabbed Duan's hand and said loudly to Lin, yes, I like him very much, so much so that I can get sick for him, so much so that I don't care about my health.

I didn't wait for the nurse to come. Let's be quiet. I quickly walked out of the hall. Duan followed me for three blocks. When he stopped, he said, Xiaomi, you like Lin, don't you?

I squatted on the ground and cried. Yes, I like him, but he doesn't like me I deliberately ate mangoes to attract his attention, but he still scolded me.

Duan squatted down, patted me on the head and said gently, it's okay. And me.

"The last time I saw you. 」

Since then, He Lin has become a special stranger. He came to see me several times, but I turned him back with a cold face. I began to accept Duan's invitation. We go shopping, buy things, eat and drink afternoon tea, read books in the library and eat in the canteen together.

Lin still often buys me several bags of banana slices. But I don't eat any more. I locked them all in the cupboard. I started eating dried cucumber slices. My mother sent it to me from Zhoushan. I ate bag after bag and smelled of fish all over, so that I almost forgot those childhood days.

When Lin Xiao was a senior, she went out to sea with an ocean-going ship with the ship number KIN5 12. I don't know whether he is going to Korea, Japan or Iceland. He came to see me the night before he left, wearing a blue shirt and looking very energetic.

He said, cat, I'm leaving tomorrow.

I said that's good. If you have a chance to go out and have a look, you can also bring me something interesting.

He smiled slightly. I'm leaving. Why don't you sing a song for me?

I looked up at the sky, and I said yes, the night of singing the military port was very quiet, and the waves gently shook the battleship. ...

He covered my mouth and said, no, no, I don't want to hear this song.

I took his hand and said, that's nothing else.

His eyes are a little complicated. He said, cats, in fact, I ...

Ok, ok, go early and come back early. Let's go back to Zongfu Road to eat crayfish during the holiday.

He pinched my face and said, well, wait for me to come back.

I nodded and said that your little flower button will wait for you, too.

I never expected that this was the last sentence I said to Lin, the last angry sentence.

I said, "Where should I go to attract you at night without orangutans?" 」

In those weeks, I have been waiting for Lin's short message, but I only received two consecutive short messages. He said that the signal on the ship was bad and he often couldn't send text messages. I joked that it was nothing. We'll have time to deliver enough when you come back.

It's just that his boat never came back and was caught in a big storm at sea. The whole ship was destroyed.

I can't believe it. When I learned the news, I tried to call Lin's mobile phone. But, forever, there is no answer.

At Lin's funeral, I met that chick from the marine engineering department. She cried more than anyone else. Her black skirt fluttered in the wind, like Lin's robe in a performance.

She came up to me and stared at me mercilessly. Lin Xiao longs for me because of you, doesn't he?

! But that fool said he would live at sea in the future and didn't want you to suffer. ...

I didn't cry. I walked through street after street with a big bag of banana slices he gave me. On the way, I thought a lot. I think he owes me a Parker pen, I think he owes me a pair of Daphne shoes, I think he owes me a lot of banana slices, and I think he still owes me a promise.

He said he would come back. How could he not come back?

I think, if he comes back, I must sing to him. If I don't sing the night of the military port, I will sing the night without orangutans. I will attract you with monkeys. Sing, too. On a starry night, I accompany you with myself. This is what I wanted to sing many years ago. But now even though I sing it many times. I can't wait for you to tell me that you love me.

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