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Do you have any cold jokes that have been treasured for years?

1. Joke about work jokes "What supports you to work in a unit with no air conditioning at 34℃ for 2 years?" "It's really chilling!" When a friend applies for a credit card, there is one item on the list: "Other sources of income?" He wrote: "Other credit cards." In Chinese sentences, punctuation can really change the meaning of the whole sentence. I like eating sweets. I like to eat punctuation.

Every day, I say that my husband is older than me, and I always joke that he is old. He said angrily, I am embarrassed to say that even if I am a road idiot, I will be late. I agree to be reborn. I've been waiting for you for twelve years! Is it easy to be pure and clean for 36 years?

3. Classic quarrel jokes. I saw several children quarreling in the corridor. A little boy is criticizing his sister: "Why are you so rude to your father?" Another younger boy echoed: "Yes, you were his lover in his last life!" " "The little sister turned her head and said angrily," He is not single-minded to his mother! I already have you two, I still have me, don't forget my old lover! "

4. Xiaoli: "Do you have horrible eyes in your life?" Xiao Wang: "When I was studying, I cheated in the college entrance examination and looked at the invigilator." Xiao Li: "when I came back from shopping, I dropped my ham and was about to pick it up." Just a big German shepherd came and looked at each other for three seconds, but I still didn't answer. That guy thinks I'm fighting for food with him. " Fool: "I see a pair of eyes under the partition."

A drunk walked into a shop askew to buy a vase. Seeing an upside-down cup on the counter, I picked it up and looked at it. I said strangely, "Why does this vase have no mouth?" Turning the cup upside down, he said, "Why is there no bottom?" ? ! "Xiao Ming:" Dad, who is better? "Dad:" Sure? Of course, I am better than my son. Xiao Ming: "Hum! I dare to scold your mother. How dare you scold my mother? I dare kiss your wife. Dare you kiss my wife? Who do you think is better? "

6. A sales girl can't be impatient when she meets customers who ask all kinds of personal questions. Later, he asked for my phone number and said euphemistically, "Introduce business later." My sister replied weakly, "Please respect yourself, my guest, the little girl won't betray herself!" " "

7. Monkey Mountain Manager: It's mating season, and the monkeys are all in the hole. Pretty girl: If I throw some peanuts, will they come out? Librarian: If it were you, would you come out?

8. A young man who just came to work in the company stood in front of the shredder with a bundle of paper in his arms. At this time, the boss's secretary passed by, saw it and said, "What a rookie, he can't even use this." Then he grabbed the file, put it in the machine and pressed the power. Soon the file was shredded. At this time, the young man said, "Thank you very much, but where did the copy come from?" Female secretary: ..........