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How to make people feel guilty for a lifetime in one sentence?

The words that make people feel guilty for a lifetime are as follows:

1. I went to the vegetable market to buy coriander when I was having an English online class today (don't be like me, I was shopping happily when I suddenly heard the English teacher ask me to answer questions. I crustily skin of head to open wheat to answer questions, but the teacher seems to be a little annoyed with the background sound of "five cucumbers with parsley and four crispy peaches", and he is very angry because all the early arrivals are bad network cards.

He asked me, "Why is it so noisy over there? Are you in the vegetable market? " ? "I'm guilty, but I thought about it. I said, "Yes, my parents bought the goods, and I went out to stand today." He was silent. At that moment, his mood should be very complicated.

2. I went home by bus at noon today, and my eyes were swollen. I just had surgery. I felt my eyes were swollen, so I wore a pair of sunglasses. My brother pulled a suitcase when he got on the bus, so I couldn't see clearly. I accidentally kicked it. Maybe the wheel ran over my brother's foot. My brother was a little angry and shouted, "I am blind and can't see such a big box." I nodded and whispered, "Well, I'm sorry." Big brother was silent all the way.

My friend's hair is a little short. When he went to cut his hair and socks, the rock teacher said, "Your hair is a little …", and then he said, "Chemotherapy, there's nothing I can do." Teacher Tony was silent for a while and gently cut his hair.

4. You can't wear sunglasses when your eyes are dilated. The bank manager said please take off my sunglasses. After seeing my dull eyes, I was silent and went out to cooperate with them.

When discussing the problem before, I said that the rural environment is actually good and people are simple, so there is no need to discriminate against them (because that classmate said that rural children are short-sighted and stupid). He said you were anxious, right? Are you a countryman? I was right. My family is poor, so I have to rely on him. He was silent and never mentioned a similar topic again.

6. I once twisted my foot and borrowed a wheelchair after going to the hospital. My husband pushed me to the nearby shopping mall, because I wore a white wool hat without washing my hair that day, and my lips and skin color were pale, and I looked gaunt without makeup. After dinner, the Japanese food store closed. My husband took a look at me and said piteously to the boss, "Ah? We came here specially to eat Japanese food, alas. " Then the boss looked at me with a complicated face and asked us to go in for dinner. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

7. I am deaf. Once I took a bus and forgot to show the driver the green code, so I walked back. Then the driver called me for a long time, but I didn't hear it and was stopped by other passengers. Then I went back to the driver. He was very angry and asked me if I couldn't hear him. I said I was sorry, my ears were not very good, and then he was silent.

8. The junior high school teacher asked us to take the test paper for parents to sign. I forgot. The teacher asked, I said my parents couldn't read, and the teacher was silent at that time.

9. A man who has been distressed for a lifetime will make his life worse. When two people are together, they are attracted to each other and care about you, not your accessories.

10. Everyone has a secret. Although the appearance is very strong, there are times when it is difficult to hide sadness. People who commit crimes, even if they have religious beliefs, are only deceiving themselves. Think that Buddha can save his soul, stop dreaming. Can he escape?

1 1. Don't be like me, squatting there is worthless, it's true, and it will make people talk for a lifetime. To tell the truth, I have become a joke now, and I will pay attention to it all my life.

12. Unlike when I wear lipstick, I can still wipe off the paper, that is, from the moment I go to the toilet to now, not now, but later, I will always wear it, that is to say, I eat shit.

13. "I'm the one who accompanied you to suffer hardships, not me who accompanied you to enjoy happiness."

14. Mature people don't ask the past, smart people don't ask the present, and open-minded people don't ask the future.

15. Being a generally kind person, and then having enough selfishness and appropriate indifference, life will be much easier.