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I am a coward! ! ! At the last moment, I secretly told myself that I must work hard and become popular! But the next moment I fell into the quagmire of sadness again! I

A long time ago, a war broke out between birds and animals because of a little dispute. Moreover, the two sides were in a stalemate and refused to give in. \r\n Once, the two sides fought, and the birds won. Bats suddenly appear in the bird's stronghold. \"Everyone, congratulations! You are really a hero for being able to defeat\r\nthose rough beasts! I have wings and can fly, so I am a partner of birds! Please give me your advice!\r\n At this time , birds are in great need of new partners to increase their strength. So bats are welcome to join. \r\n But the bat is a coward. When the war begins, it will not show up and hide aside to watch the battle. Later, when the animals defeated\r\nthe birds, the animals sang songs of victory loudly. But the bat suddenly appeared in the beast's camp. \"Congratulations to everyone! Defeat the birds\r\n! It's really great! I am the same kind of mouse and an animal! Please give me your advice!\"\r\n The animals are also happy to include bats. within one's own peer group. \r\nSo, whenever the beasts win, the bat joins the beasts. Whenever the birds win, they become their partners again. \r\n Finally the war ended, the animals and birds made peace, and both sides knew about the bat's behavior. When the bat reappeared in the world of birds, the birds said to him rudely: "You are not a bird!"\r\n The bat, which was driven out by the birds, had to come to the world of animals. In the world, the beasts said: \"You are not a beast!\r\n" and drove away the bat. \r\n In the end, bats can only fly secretly in the dark night. \r\n\r\n------------------------------------------------ -----------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nThe ants repay their favor in one In the hot summer, an ant was blown by the wind and fell into the pond. His life was hanging by a thread. A pigeon in the tree saw this scene. "How pitiful! Go and help him!" The pigeon hurriedly threw the leaves into the pond. The ants climbed up the leaves, and the leaves floated to the edge of the pond, and the ants were saved. \"Thanks to the pigeon for saving his life!\" The ant always remembered the pigeon's life-saving grace. After a long time, a hunter came and aimed his gun at the pigeons in the tree, but the pigeons didn't know anything about it. At this time, the ant climbed up the hunter's foot and bit him hard. \"Ouch! It hurts so much! Ah!\" The hunter deflected the bullet as soon as he felt pain. The pigeon escaped the disaster, and the ant also repaid the pigeon's life-saving grace. \r\n\r\n------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nTwo cunning foxes Cats compete with each other for food. \"I discovered this, so it's mine!\" \"No, I discovered it first, it should be mine!\" \"No, it was mine first, bring it!\" \"I won't give it to you. Come on!\" \"Let go!\" \"I won't let go!\" The two cats refused to give in to each other and held on to the food. The passing fox stopped and looked with two shining eyes. Then he forced his way in between the two cats. \"Children, what are you arguing about?\" \"Well! Uncle Fox, please comment, he wanted to take away the food I found!\" \"No, I found this first!\" \"I Got it, got it! Uncle will divide the food in half properly. Stop arguing and get the scale!\" The fox divided the food in half and measured it with the scale. \"Hey, the right side is heavier!\" The fox said and took a small bite of the right half. \"Ah! This time the left side is heavier!\" Then the fox took another bite of the food on the right side. \"The right one is too light!\" So I took a bite of the left one. The two cats opened their eyes and looked at the food on the scale, which turned into the size of a pea.

\"There's really nothing we can do! Let uncle eat it all!\" As a result, the fox ate all the food and said: \"Ah! It's so delicious! Hi! Goodbye!\" What a cunning fox! \"It would be great if the two of us didn't quarrel and could eat the food separately!\" The two cats were dejected and did not dare to quarrel again. \r\n\r\n------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nSour grapes Fox The fox discovered a grape tree full of bunches of sweet and delicious grapes. The fox looked at the grapes and couldn't help but lick his lips with his tongue, thinking: "Wow! It's good food!" The fox jumped up several times, but couldn't reach it. He tried several times and still couldn't eat it. . Squirrels, rabbits and bears were sniggering nearby. \"Hmph! These grapes are still very sour and can't be eaten!\" The fox said without giving up, and then went home dejectedly. Everyone couldn't help laughing. \r\n\r\n------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nFox and Crane's One day during the banquet, the fox gave an invitation card to the crane. \"Please come and dine under the roof tonight.\" \"Wow! How rare! What kind of food and wine will Mr. Fox prepare for me?\" Crane happily went to Fox's home. "Ah! Mr. Crane, welcome! Welcome. You're welcome!" The only food and wine the fox took out was soup on a large flat plate. \"Soup is my favorite! Thank you!\" Crane wanted to drink soup, but because he had a long mouth, he tried hard and could only smell the soup. You can't drink even a drop of the soup on the plate. But the fox gurgled and drank the soup in one go. And he chuckled, thinking it was very interesting. \"It's so funny, you are making fun of me!\" He went home bitterly. Soon, Crane also sent an invitation card to Fox. \"I'm going to treat you to a treat tonight, please come!\" The fox is a glutton. \"What kind of food is it?\" The fox thought secretly. Even what happened not long ago, the fox had completely forgotten, and he went to the crane's home happily. \"Mr. Fox, welcome! Welcome! You're welcome, just feel free to use it!\" What are the things that the crane took out? It turned out to be soup in a thin-necked water bottle! \"Thank you!\" The fox opened his mouth into the water bottle, but no matter how hard he ate, he couldn't get a mouthful of the soup. He could only smell the delicious taste. The crane easily stretched its long mouth to the bottom of the bottle and ate it with relish! The fox's stomach was bad, but he couldn't take a bite of the delicious food in front of him. Can't eat either. \r\n\r\n------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nBoth the cow and the frog A little frog was playing by the pool, and a big cow came to drink water. The cow accidentally trampled a little frog to death. The remaining little frog fled home and said to his mother: "Mom! Oh no! My brother was trampled to death by a big animal with legs!" The mother frog had never seen a cow. \"It's big, is that right?\" The mother frog blew up her belly to show her child. \"No, bigger!\" \"So, is that so?\" Mother Frog blew her belly even bigger. \"It needs to be bigger, it needs to be bigger!\" The mother frog sucked hard, blowing up her belly like a balloon, bulging. \"Oh! That's it, right?\" As the mother frog was talking, her belly split open with a snap.

\r\n\r\n------------------------------------------------ -----------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nThe rampant crabs here It was a moonlit night. The little crabs chirped and walked on the beach. The mother crab suddenly screamed in fright. \"Oh! Child! Why are you walking sideways? It's so ugly! Everyone will laugh at you! You must walk straight!\" \"I know! Mom!\" However, I still don't understand. Bubbles came out of her mouth and she said: \"Well, mom, can you show me and demonstrate? I will do it!\" \"Okay! It's very simple!\" Mother Crab tried to walk straight. , However, no matter how you walk, you can only walk sideways. Mother crab is so discouraged! But the little crab can only follow her mother's example one by one. \r\n\r\n------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nSmart little one The lost lamb was caught by the wolf. Although the lamb was trembling with fear, he was very smart. The little sheep said: \"Uncle Wolf, please, can you play the flute for me before you eat me?\" \"What? What are you doing playing the flute?\" \"I want to die before I die. , dance my favorite dance to the sound of the flute \" \"Are you planning to run away while dancing!\" \"No, no, I will never run away!\" \"Okay. Come on! Let me play a song!\" The wolf played the flute, and the lamb danced to the tune, dancing very cutely. The shepherd heard the sound of the flute and ran over. \"Ah! It's a wolf!\" The shepherd caught the wolf angrily and saved the lamb. The wolf was very remorseful. \"You've been fooled! That's the lamb's signal to the shepherd for help!\r\n\r\n----------------------- -------------------------------------------------- -------\r\n\r\nThe shadow reflected in the water Qiao went to the street and found a delicious and delicious bone. \"Well! You're so lucky! Take it back and chew it slowly!\" Qiao happily walked with the bone in his mouth. The weather is really nice today, and the birds are singing happily. Joe held the bone tightly in his mouth, his eyes wide open and guarded, as if he was very worried that a big dog would come to snatch his bones at any time, so trembling. Joe finally made it to the bridge, it would have been nice if he had continued forward across the bridge. However, Joe stopped and looked down from the bridge into the river. He actually saw a dog in the river carrying a thick bone. \"Ah! I want that bone too!\" Joe shouted loudly \"Woof! Woof!\". At this moment, the bones fell from the mouth and sank to the bottom of the water. \"How bad! This is my shadow reflected in the water!\" \r\n\r\n------------------------ -------------------------------------------------- ------\r\n\r\nThe king of the Fish Kingdom has a very big fish. This fish is rude, proud, and unreasonable, and always bullies the smaller fish. \"I am the largest fish in the world and the king of the fish country. Little one, get out of the way! Get out of the way!\" He shouted and cursed to drive away the little fish. Therefore, the little fish is always on tenterhooks. The delicious food was monopolized by the big fish, making him fat and strong. On the contrary, the small fish are often hungry and become very thin. One day, the fisherman cast a net to catch fish, and the small fish caught in the net escaped from the mesh one after another. In the end, only the big fish was caught. And just this big fish filled the fishing net. \"Wow! What a big fish!\" The fisherman went home happily. The little fish also danced happily.

-------------- What's there to be happy about? Won't you gain weight if you have too much food? \r\n\r\n--------- -------------------------------------------------- --------------------------\r\n\r\nSturdy Stick On this day, the father called his three children to him, \"You Let's each break the stick and see!\" \"It's easy!\" The three children immediately broke the stick with a snap. \"Now let's fold this!\" The father tied up the three sticks and gave them to the eldest son. \"Fold it and see!\" The eldest son tried his best but couldn't break the bundle of sticks. The second son also came, and so did the youngest son, but they were all frustrated. \"Children, you see, when given a stick, it is very fragile, but when three bundles are put together, it becomes strong. In other words, as long as you work together, there is nothing you can't do.\" \r\ n\r\n--------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------\r\n\r\nThe Donkey's Bad Idea Once upon a time, there were Various merchants bought a lot of salt in the town. He put the salt into a bag and loaded it on the donkey's back. "Let's go! Go home!" The businessman pulled the reins, but the donkey felt that the salt bag was too heavy, so he walked reluctantly. The town is separated from the village by a river. While crossing the river, the donkey staggered and fell into the river. The salt in the salt bag was dissolved by the water and flowed away. \"Ah! All the salt is lost. Oh! Damn it! What a stupid donkey!\" The businessman complained. But the donkey was very happy because the luggage was lighter. \"This is a good idea, huh! Keep it in mind and you can do this to reduce weight next time.\" The donkey tasted the sweetness, but the businessman didn't notice it at all. The next day, the businessman took the donkey to the town again. This time it's not salt, but cotton. The cotton piled up like a hill on the donkey's back. "Let's go! Go home! Although today's luggage is large, it is not heavy." The businessman said to the donkey and pulled the reins. The donkey looked very heavy and walked slowly. Soon they came to the river again, and the donkey thought of yesterday's good doctrine. \"We were indeed near here yesterday. We have to do everything smoothly today!\" So the donkey rolled into the river on purpose again. \"It went very well!\" At this time, although the donkey wanted to stand up, he suddenly felt that he could not stand up. Because after the cotton is soaked in water, it becomes heavier. \"Miscalculation, how bad!\" The donkey neighed while carrying the water-soaked and heavy luggage back to the village.