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I said in a helpless and humorous tone: If I had known being so tired, I wouldn't have been paranoid.

1. You know my friends through me, and then you play better than me. In my eyes, this is the poacher.

Everyone told me to take good care of myself, but no one said I would take good care of you.

I passed your joys and sorrows, but it had nothing to do with romance.

Never forget it, just pretend that it doesn't matter, secretly miss it.

I can barely wear a dress I don't like and make a friend I don't like, but love is a lifelong thing and I need to be comfortable.

6. He just looked at you one more time, but you put a movie in your mind.

7. This is a good age to lean on my desk and talk about my future and dreams.

8. If you are serious, you will lose; If you are always serious, you will win.

9. The truth is often hidden in jokes, but you just don't know it.

10. Nothing to complain about. Every step today is to pay for every choice before.

1 1. Find a person like the sun to help you bask in all the meaningless confusion.

12. I fell down after only one look, but I spent my whole life thinking about it.

13. Know how to accept, whether it is accepting a person's appearance or accepting a person's departure.

14. I like it for a long time, and I feel that he is mine as long as he has no object.

15. When I was very young, I thought the most romantic thing in the world was that a person ran a long way to see another person, and it still does.

16. I am a wonderful person, why should I run into other people's lives as an episode?

17. For a possessive person, apart from absolute possession, it is parting ways.

18. If someone cries for you, remember to take her home.

19. I want to be free, I want to walk alone, I want to close my eyes and fall asleep.

20. Either you are always proud of being single, or you are dedicated to one person.

Lonely and tired, talk about mood phrases. If I had known it was so frustrating, why didn't I know each other?

Without a boyfriend, it doesn't mean that she is a leftover woman; Just because you don't have a girlfriend doesn't mean you are a leftover man. In fact, many people don't understand, nobody wants it, and they are not satisfied. So, don't worry, we are just walking on the road, expecting an unexpected encounter. Sometimes waiting is part of love.

They all love hard, but they don't know how to love. Everyone only knows that I want, I want, but mature love is not taking, but giving.

We all loved those who were destined not to love us, which is nothing, because one day, we will suddenly find that we have just been obsessed with the past for so many years. We are not angry with the past, but feel wronged.

Actually, I'm not sad. I just regret that I am not the one who will accompany you to die in the future.

Life needs to wait. Waiting for a gust of wind, waiting for a flower, waiting for the arrival of Iraqis, waiting for the strong voice of life. The mind also needs to persist in waiting. Stick to the windless sun and moon, stick to the loneliness of falling flowers, stick to the emotional blank, and stick to ordinary life. Only by knowing how to wait and stick to it can we take our time, laugh at the sea of flowers and end the sacred fruit; In order to bathe in the breeze, love belongs and life has no regrets.

She used to think that sadness would cause a lot of tears; It turns out that the real sadness is that I can't shed a tear.

Some unspeakable memories often come crashing in the dead of night, stinging the softest place in my heart and unable to struggle. Not unhappy, but I am still greedy for some feelings in the past and not happy enough; I am not very sad, but I will be absent-minded for a long time when I think of you.

The road you choose, not to mention climbing, is death, and you have to die on that road.

Love is not complicated, just three words, come and go, either I love you or I hate you, or forget it, how are you? I'm sorry

Behind the dark clouds is always a clear sky, Wan Li!

Everything will be a thing of the past, and that's how we live.

Usually, behind every woman with a strong heart, there is a man who makes her grow up, an emotional experience that makes her fully aware, and a metamorphosis process that pushes herself into a corner and eventually reborn. A woman with a strong heart is usually not strong or aggressive. On the contrary, she may be gentle, smiling, resilient, unhurried and calm.

If loving him is an addiction, I may be willing to indulge for a lifetime.

If you are awake, then you should be awake; If you are asleep, you should sleep soundly. If you are doing one thing, you should not consider other things. If your hand is here, your mind should be here at the same time. If you start to act, don't hesitate.

Give up silently, leave silently, and find your own sky.

If he loves you, don't please him; I don't love you, let alone.

I was wrong, because I was careless, because I didn't work hard, because I went with the flow, because my colorful heart began to approach transparency, and I suddenly found that love has its subtle height: it can't be too close or too far. Turn around, one step away. Posture determines height, and I am a little overwhelmed in the shadow of deviation. Maybe I should revert to the appearance of dust, which looks so beautiful at first sight, just because it doesn't fade the clean soul.

My weakness and scars are just your name.

I think everything is more serious than the final exam.

I tried not to contact you actively, and it felt like holding my breath underwater. It only took a few seconds, but I couldn't breathe.

The gangster's blade stabbed her: take the money! No money. He said. Her eyes widened in horror. I killed her when I had no money! Go ahead, he said sarcastically. It's not my people anyway. Tears welled up in her eyes, and she really spoke her mind. It's no use killing her. Then I will kill you! The gangster jumped at him angrily. The two men scuffled and he collapsed to the ground. He grabbed the gangster and turned to shout at her, let's go!

When you had a serious relationship and finally broke up, it's hard for you to like others. You don't want to spend time getting to know each other. It's like writing an article, but the teacher said you scribbled and tore up your homework. Although you remember the beginning and content, you are too lazy to write any more, because an article has spent all your energy and you only need an ending to start from scratch.

There are only two ways to love a person, set him free or become a great woman. When I can smile and turn around, I will understand that a person who doesn't love you will never be more important than your life.

If you learn more skills now, you can ask for less in the future.

Everyone has a hard time. After you get through it, you will feel that things that will kill you at that time, so many situations that you think will not last long, will gradually get better. No matter how slow it is, as long as you are willing to wait, it will become a thing of the past. And those you can't overcome temporarily, those you can't overcome, those you can't stand, those you can't stand, tell yourself that whatever can't kill you will eventually make you stronger.

The reason why a simple life is not easy, how to treat vitiligo is because we must not think too much about a simple life.

If you don't know what sadness is, you won't really feel happy. If you are always so rational, you will never understand love. 3. Loneliness means that there is no one in your heart; Loneliness is when someone in your heart is not around you. There are many things to play in the world, but don't play with other people's feelings. The most powerful people in this world are those who can live alone.

Sometimes, I like him in my heart, but I don't say a word when I meet him I am anxious to see others talking and laughing with him. In fact, it is never a shame to confess to the person you like. One thing to remember is that confession is only needed once. Just to be clear, once is enough. It's silly to have a secret love without expressing your feelings at all. However, it is even more foolish for you to continue to wait silently when the other party completely refuses to respond to the confession.

Learn not to cry, learn not to show your feelings, they say you are cold-blooded, but you just smile there, you know, there is no need to try to let others know you, people who know me share my troubles, and people who don't know me call me anything! Tears can't solve any problems, only bring noise. We can be moved by many things, but we can't cry, because if we let our feelings go, we are afraid that we will cry.

Life is alive, and everything is autumn. Whether it is a happy time or a sad moment, time is advancing slowly. We will not stay because of anyone's nostalgia, nor will we speed up our pace because of anyone's boredom. Nine times out of ten, life is not satisfactory. I've been unpredictable all my life. I am experiencing big and small gains and losses in my present life. Some mistakes are irreversible, and some beautiful fragments have become dusty memories.

Sometimes I'm not angry. I'm angry on purpose. Your nervousness makes me feel at ease.

Whether we like it or not, willing to give up, life is like the past, life is like the past. What we can do is to accept and adapt. The best is time, the worst is time. We always find a balance in the years and get compliance. I forgot the pain in time, smiled, and slowly turned some pain into scars and restored my confidence.

The rear wheel of the bicycle fell in love with the front wheel, so she kissed every piece of land she passed.

Insecurity is the most common gynecological disease in the world.

If I can't waste my life on the person I like, I'd rather waste my life on myself.

The best preservation in the world is to make continuous progress and make yourself a better and more lovely person.

Have you ever liked someone and haven't given up yet?

When you are tired, close the curtains, turn off your cell phone, turn off your alarm clock, take a deep breath, get into bed and go to sleep. Hard times always require more energy.

No one can be pure until the end, but remember, don't forget your original self.

Who do you admire most in your heart? You don't have to be that person, but use that person's spirit and methods to be yourself.

We were all the same at first, haggling over every ounce and pretending to put it down. We did the same later, and we tried our best to accept the loss.

Turn on the light if you are afraid of the dark, and contact me if you miss it. I missed it because I am a man of backbone.

Years old, it's not you who plays with me. Years old, you didn't take me home. Years old, it's not you with me. Years old, it's not you who struggled with me. Years old, it's not you who grow old with me. Then why can you affect my mood? With what?

Guli's eyes were operated on and wrapped tightly. Come and take her hand and leave. She didn't ask anything, just followed quietly. He goes straight, she goes straight, he turns, she turns, he stops, she stops. Five minutes later, Gu Yuan finally couldn't stand it. You don't even ask who it is, just follow. What if I throw it away? The first time your hand touched my touch, I will never forget it.

If I had known that acacia was tied in my heart like this, it would not be like you didn't know.

You never worry that you are not worthy of a good person, you only worry that you are not worthy of the person you like.

Life is too short to return. A person's life is like a blink of an eye, and time cannot be reversed. We can only shine infinitely in a limited life.

May your life be clear, do what you want to do and love the person you want to love.

Our life can be great or small, but in any case, we should straighten the backbone of life, carry it through to the end, be kind to life, be kind to ourselves and live our own life. This is probably the definition of life!

Because of my deep love, I am willing.

Sad love: If I know that love is so upset, why is it so distracted?

1, I came to your side, but I couldn't get into your heart. In the end, I just touched myself, but I didn't touch you.

2. How beautiful the oath is and how emotional the tears are. I thought you could give me sincerity this time, but you lied to my feelings again.

Love always starts well, but ends irrationally. Can't be sincere to each other, can last for a long time. Sometimes it's really elusive. I hope to be sincere and right, and I will have no regrets all my life.

I want to hide my vulnerability, and I don't want you to see my sadness. If you no longer love me, please don't forget me.

5. I met you in the vast sea of people, lost you in the world of flowers, and our love was silent at the bottom of the sea.

6. The last regret of love is not only the hatred of the other party, but also the silence of love, which distinguishes right from wrong.

7. If I had known that love was so upside down, I would have been so distracted. Love deeply, there is no way out, no choice.

8. Sometimes love is like this. When I have it, I feel far away, and when I lose it, I feel like I want to be close.

9. The world is so big, but life is so short. I hope someone will fall in love with you, spend the rest of their lives together and achieve the longest and most romantic life.

10, it's easy to fall in love with someone, from strangers to deep love. Forget a person, from deep love to strangers, but impossible, and finally just become the most familiar stranger.

No regret medicine! The most useless thing is: if I had known this,

1. Why do your casual words make me feel distressed for a long time?

2. I hope everyone will be happy and sunny in the new year.

3, the teacher is a destroyer, destroying family and friendship, and finally destroying love.

I love to squat down and look at the traces of time on the ground, like a row of ants, passing through my memory.

5.-Hating someone to the extreme becomes love.

I won't please others. I don't like talking to strangers, so I deserve to lose.

7, my ears are full of pain, I can't hear happiness …

8. After a long time and a long distance, everything will fade.

9. The most useless word in the world is: If, if, I had known.

10, I really want to have a pair of hands to save me, but I am still afraid that those hands will throw me away after redemption.

1 1, we, and those memories about us, turned out to be just a joke …

12, what is a male god? The male god is a porcelain doll that can't be touched, hugged, kissed or seen.

13. Some wounds always hurt, because you always touch them. Some scars always hurt, because you will always touch them.

14, the unreachable place is far away, and traveling without a purpose is wandering.

15, I have such a heart that I can't stand so many ups and downs.

16, different from fashion, the same is vulgar.

17, some things are obviously nothing. Once you think too much, there will be more problems.

18, sometimes I just want to cry, but I can't say why.