Who is talking about the funny New Year's Day crosstalk?

According to my experience of listening to cross talk for many years, you can't shake off your baggage without a short time!

But you are really tall! That's it! Brother gang's!

Guo: Tell me another good story. Many happy events have taken place in Jing Li recently.

Y: There are always good things.

Guo: I have a girlfriend. Everyone knows that Jing Li is very introverted. His girlfriend is very open.

Y: really?

Guo: His girlfriend is very open and generous.

Y: oh.

Guo: I told you the other day: Look, we have only known each other for four or five days. Let's move in together.

Y: The atmosphere is a bit overdone.

Guo: I thought for a moment: ~ ~ Then try it ~ ~. The woman said: Nothing, my parents are very open. Come to my house, meet my parents, have dinner, you pick me up, I'll get something, no, you drive me back. Come tomorrow, this is your first visit to our home. Do some shopping Don't be empty-handed. ~ ~ all right, forget it ~ ~. The next day, I went to the supermarket and bought a bunch of fruit or something. I came out of the supermarket and put my things in. I called here and a man said, do you want a plate? ~ ~ huh? What dishes ~ ~ have a look. Look, cartoons. Heart said, can I watch this at my age? Do you have a feature film? ~ ~ What's so good about it ~ ~? Yes! A look is an expert! Take out a lot of porn and tell him what's going on here and there. Jing Li blushed. As soon as I realized that I was an adult, I bought a lot of yellow plates. Driving to my girlfriend's house turned red as soon as I entered the door. I'm sorry! Don't talk. When he came out and went in, his girlfriend teased him: well, such a big man is still like a girl. Until dinner, parents are seated, girlfriend is sitting here, Jing Li bowed his head.

Y: Still so shy.

Guo: The woman joked with him: I really didn't know you believed in Jesus! He said, ~ ~ I didn't know your father was selling porn ~ ~

Y: ah, his father!