Boring Are there any funny jokes?

1. On the outskirts of KF, they watched If You Are the One with my husband, and they saw an exciting scene. In the room upstairs, a man and a woman are fighting fiercely ~ that woman has been singing loudly. . . At first, the two of us were going to ignore it. Later, the more she shouted, the more energetic she became. . Awkward. . Affect the mood of watching TV. . Husband thief smiled at me and asked, what should I do? So, I took a deep breath. Shouted a sentence loudly. .

Ah ~ ~ ~ ~ Dad, you are awesome ~ ~ ~ Ah ~ ~

Suddenly there was silence upstairs. .

Husband thundered. .

Today, I stayed in the toilet for a long time with a stomachache, and my father suspected that I was masturbating in it. My sister passed by and told my dad that if he masturbated, it wouldn't take so long. -_-! !

3. There are two best shortcuts for a woman to be an official: first, the man who sleeps with her has power; Second, the man who sleeps with his mother is awesome.

4. He Xu is a double fan, called Durex for short.

My friend introduced me to my girlfriend and said, this is my new girlfriend.

I said, the classification is so fine. ..

6. Brother said: There are so many beautiful women in your school. A classmate said proudly, yes. Brother added: it's just a little expensive!

7. Go out for a drink with my buddies at night, and then get a text message from my wife-do ai at ten o'clock on time, whether you are there or not!

8. A friend (female) believes in astrology, and the book says that she can't be with Virgo this week.

Then I made an appointment with her. I was going to be late, so I had to take a taxi.

Parking the car, a friend asked the driver, big brother, is it Virgo?

Driver (surprised): You can sit without being a virgin. . .

9. I have been with BF for more than two years, and I am used to sleeping with BF. I took BF home for the first time and was arranged to sleep with BF and my mother! At night, I was going to turn over for my mother, and my mother slapped her down, and then I touched my mother's leg. Finally, my mother couldn't bear it anymore and jumped out of bed. She woke me up with two slaps and said, "You dead little girl, you are going to die!" " "Then I stayed up all night (%>_<%). ......

10. I was lying in bed with a stomachache in the afternoon. My husband poured me warm water, but I didn't bring any medicine. I said, "Honey, medicine." The husband looked surprised: "medicine?" I said, "Well, medicine." Then he came over and began to untie my skirt …

1 1. In order to prevent students from climbing over the wall, the iron fences in a middle school are all pointed. The warning sign above reads: No climbing over the wall, boys will become girls if they are not careful, and girls will become women if they are not careful.

12. A boy went to the girls' dormitory to visit his girlfriend, and the dormitory doorman asked him to fill out a visitor list, which should include his name, gender, address and age ... until the last column "relationship" was filled in, the boy thought for a long time before writing down the words "it hasn't happened yet".

13. From a medical point of view, the so-called naivety means that you can't hold back your urine and words; The so-called immaturity means that you can only hold your urine and hold your words; The so-called maturity means that you can hold back your urine and your words; The so-called old, that is, can only hold your words, can not hold your urine.

14. Go to a friend's business. In the bathroom, my friend looked at the urine stains on the urinal floor and said that these people are always urinating outside, and it is useless to post a reminder. I saw ten words in the prompt: a small step forward, a big step forward in civilization. I said, Chinese is extensive and profound. I'll subtract two words from you to ensure that no one will pee outside in the future. Sure enough, since then, no one has peed outside the toilet for his male employees. Those eight words are: peeing outside means you are short.

15. One early winter, it snowed, just as a group of us returned to the dormitory after playing games in the Internet cafe. It was already past 0/2 o'clock in the evening (our dormitory was unlocked at that time). Seeing the snow, a group of people were very excited and began to have a snowball fight. But there is not much snow, so the snow is very thin, and it takes a long time to collect it and throw it into snowballs. I was excited to find that there was a thin layer of snow on the car next to me, so I scraped the layer of snow off the back window of that car with both hands very hard. . . Then I found a man and a woman lying in the back seat. The man was riding on her, and they looked at me quietly.