Opera or something

I would like to recommend some famous passages of Peking Opera, hoping to help your question, as follows:

Take your son to the street corner (three stores);

Hu Qiu flew back to his hometown; (Sang Huiyuan)

There used to be three great sages; (Zhu Lianzhai)

My Lord rebelled in Manger; (Xu Ce runs into town)

Zhan Zhanqing can't be bullied; (same as above)

Suddenly I heard a cry from home; (same as above)

Don't joke at this time; (Huaihe camp)

Advise chitose to kill words, not to export; (Kanluoji)

Use eye drops in the standing store; (Qin Qiong sells horses)

The shopkeeper took Huang Ma to the east; (same as above)

I am looking at the mountain view from the tower; (empty city plan)

Adults who worship Xinyang; (four scholars)

This letter is a coincidence; (Dingjun Mountain)

Snowdrift, hitting people's faces; (wild pig forest)

Go to Qin according to the king's orders; (Xiang Xianghe)

Why have you been idle for a long time for the country? (Hong Yangdong)

Learn to make mistakes in villains; (Sanniang Godson)

I originally came from Wollongong; (Lost Space)

Lao Zhang need not be afraid of impact; (Wu Biji)

Wuxian long immediately in mind; (Famen Temple)

Ladies don't have to be too strong; (looking for orphans and saving them)

White tiger lobby was ordered; (same as above)

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These are well-known old jokes in Beijing Opera. You can search them for your father to see if they are to his taste.