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How to euphemistically say that others are ugly

Question 1: How do you say a person is ugly? Euphemism 1, a long adventure .....

2. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

3. You are patriotic, dedicated and have backbone.

4, really creative, really brave to live!

5. You are so fucking postmodern.

6. You look like a car accident scene.

7. Your appearance is out of proportion.

8. Why do you cover your face with * * *!

9. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

You look fresh! !

1 1, which needs to be rebuilt.

12, how can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You cannot be a parent.

They can call it whatever they like! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

13, you are so fucking easy to recognize.

14, it looks very sci-fi and abstract!

15, I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

16, looks innocent, looks sorry for the people and the party.

17, your growth slows down the network speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

18, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I'm a hooligan when I go back!

19, brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?

20. You broke the rules!

2 1, international face universal.

22. I looked at him sadly and said, Can you recover from the operation?

23. Your appearance has broken through human imagination. ...

24. You are a fauvism! !

25, you haven't fully evolved, elephant man is really hard for you.

26. I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your * * *? ... oh?

Sorry, I didn't know it was your face, so your * * *?

I don't want to hurt you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you.

Running around the street like this is easy to get hit.

28.mmd, I have never seen anything so archaeological.

29. Flying dragons and flying sands are fantastic.

30. You are very creative about ugliness. You are earth-shattering. You are so ugly that people have no yang. You are so ugly. The sun burned the whole solar system. You are so ugly that humans dare not regenerate.

3 1, the world lying contest began, and players of all races boasted for the first time. You went on stage, won the championship in just three words, and kept the title forever. You said: I am not ugly. ...

32. You have done nothing wrong! Can only blame Darwin's theory of evolution!

33, I will be heartbroken to see you, because my one-thought difference, on impulse, ruined your life!

34. you look like this Why doesn't the EPA bother you?

35. How can it grow like this? It's really scary. How can I make a sequel in the future!

36. Your eyes should be closer, your ears should be retracted, your nose should be upturned, your mouth should be symmetrical, and your hair should be straight-that's their position!

Question 2: How do you say a person is ugly? The more tactfully you speak, the better! 1, long adventure ... creative

2. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

3. You are patriotic, dedicated and have backbone.

4, really creative, really brave to live!

5. You are so fucking postmodern.

6. You look like a car accident scene.

7. Your appearance is out of proportion.

8. Why do you cover your face with * * *!

9. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

10, you look very relaxed! !

1 1, which needs to be rebuilt.

12, how can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

13, shit, you are so fucking easy to recognize.

14, it looks very sci-fi and abstract!

15, I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

16, looks innocent, looks sorry for the people and the party.

17, your growth slows down the network speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

18, you chased me naked for two kilometers, so I'll be lucky to go back!

19, brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?

20. You broke the rules!

2 1, international face universal.

22. I looked at him sadly and said, "Can the operation be cured?"

23. Your appearance has broken through human imagination. ...

24. You look very fauvism! !

25, you haven't fully evolved, elephant man is really hard for you.

26. I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your * * *? ... oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face, so your * * *?

I don't want to hurt you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run around the street like this, it's easy for the police to shoot you.

28.mmd, I have never seen anything so archaeological.

29. The long flying sand and stones are wonderful.

Question 3: How to euphemistically say that girls are ugly? I don't think you should do this. Girls are extremely concerned about their looks. She is not beautiful, and she knows best, so she is afraid that others will say what she looks like in front of her. Even if you are euphemistic, she will certainly be able to hear it, sad!

Question 4: How to euphemistically call a person ugly? If a man says a woman, you can say that you are prettier than Xifeng, or sorry, I already have Xifeng. If a woman says you are so beautiful, you have already caught up with Bajie. And it's your fault that your brother (sister) comes out at night and scares people during the day. Thank you for your adoption.

Question 5: How to euphemistically call others ugly? No comments.

This is not the other party's choice.

It would be impolite.

Question 6: How to describe a person's ugliness euphemistically? You may need to read more books to make up for it. Because there is a popular saying now: if you are ugly, you should read more books. )

You are simple/creative.

I think there are two kinds of people who can attract others' attention at once. One is beautiful, the other is like you.

Your resolution is high and easy to identify.

Question 7: How to euphemistically say that a score of 10 is necessary? People who want to socialize don't say that, and people who don't want to socialize just ignore it.

Question 8: How to euphemistically describe others as ugly or euphemistically described! Others are ugly * * * What are you born with? People who judge people by their appearances are the ugliest, because they are stupid and ignorant, and they think highly of themselves.

Question 9: How to euphemistically say that a person is ugly and tell him/her that he/she is very temperament, a very unique person, very individual, not a popular face, with his/her own style, which is particularly memorable and has a face that people will never forget.

Hope to adopt

Question 10: How to say that person is very ugly, hello?

Recently I saw a more literary sentence.

Saying that people are ugly or refusing to confess are euphemisms. As follows:

I'm blind because I'm a dead vine.