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What are the classic quotations of Tang Priest in A Chinese Odyssey?
There was once a sincere feeling in front of me that I didn't cherish, and I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. Your sword went into my throat, so don't hesitate! If God gave me another chance, which girl would I say three words to: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years!
3. Tang Sanzang: Gnome male! Don't be angry, everyone. Anger will offend you. Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things around. Why did you ... look, you threw the stick away before I finished! Moonlight box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. What should I do if I hit the child? Even if you can't beat children, it's wrong to beat flowers and plants.
4. the Monkey King: Did you see it? This guy always talks about his mother-in-law, just like a fly, hum ... sorry, not one, but a bunch of flies around you, hum ... flying to your ears to help ... So I caught this fly, burst its stomach, pulled its intestines out, and then strangled its neck with its intestines and pulled it hard. Oh, the whole tongue is sticking out! My hands are flying up and down. Wow-the whole world is clean.
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