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Funny about staying up late, about making friends.
Fool, don't always stay up late and go to bed early!
People who like you don't accompany you when you stay up late, but advise you to go to bed early and stay up less.
Losing and staying up late has become a habit, and there is no sustenance for tossing and turning at night.
Do you know why I like sleeping? Because when I fell asleep, the whole world was mine, and so were you, but when I woke up, everything was gone.
6. I don't want to sleep, but I really can't sleep.
7. Missing, spreading wantonly in this season.
8. Don't stay up late. Staying up late is not good for mobile phones.
9. Don't stay up late. Everyone you like is asleep.
10. I bought too much recently, but it's not good. It's not good to watch x after staying up late. My dark circles are so big. ...
1 1. I insist on eating breakfast whether I stay up late or stay up all night.
12. You taste your green tea and I'll drink my spirits.
13. I know whether staying up late hurts me or staying up late. Even though I know you don't love me, I still love you.
14. I like to take out my mobile phone and look at the space at night, and then say good night to the people I care about on the message board to let them know that I will still be here tomorrow.
15. I like to hear you say you love me and call me every night to say good night. Because that's enough.
16. I plan to stay up late to finish my homework on the first day of school [the problem is that I have to recite so much on the first day! ]
17. True love is not a momentary affection, but an impulse to persist in knowing that there is no result. I know it's not easy to meet you, but it's a pity to miss it.
18. People who are loved are children who don't grow up, and people who lack love are always precocious!
19. Life is like this photo, tired, tired! Why don't you let go ... can you fucking let go?
20. Eat on time, go to bed early and get up early, and don't stay up because you are ugly.
I am addicted to staying up late, and no one comes to listen to me. Every time I go to midnight, I don't have the courage to meet the dawn.
22. I am Ao Bai's younger brother who stayed up late.
23. I really can't let go. It's really hard. Obviously, I paid my heart and only got his apology. Does it help if I apologize?
24. Every night, how many people, like me, stay up late waiting for someone's reply.
25. Some things make me weak, such as the addiction to staying up late, and you in the distance.
26. People who are addicted to staying up late like me need to practice sitting still.
27. When you see others clearly, you also see yourself clearly.
28. I'm tired, my heart is tired, I'm really tired, so tired that I find it difficult to breathe, but who will understand? No one will understand, but only the computer, turn on the favorite music, over and over again ... let the soft melody soothe the tired and injured heart.
29. When I turned around, the wind blew black hair, and when I turned around, it was all snow.
30. You can only walk into your own time at night. The time during the day is for life, and the time in the middle of the night is for yourself. Dear health, I have been staying up all my life, and I'm sorry to tell you.
3 1. If you don't belong to yourself, why bother to care?
Raise your hand if you don't sleep in the middle of the night.
Don't stay up late, it's not good for your health. Everyone knows this, but for people who are really used to staying up late, it is difficult to fall asleep before a certain time.
34. The hardest thing in this world is not the night, nor the process of waiting for love, but the process of waiting for love to disappear.
35. You are much weaker than when you were a child. At that time, you had many dreams and made a lot of efforts. You want to get into a good school, you want to have a group of friends, and you even have a crush on someone. You will stay up reading and listening to your friends. But now, you are more knowledgeable, wiser and stronger than before, but you have never worked as hard as before, because you firmly believe in yourself and the future.
37. In the dead of night, the elves who stayed up all night poked their heads out to observe the world.
38. There is a strong wind in this city at night, which blows away magnanimity. You always miss home when you are tired and miss him when you are lonely.
39. I stay up late, I feel distressed, I cry, I am tired, I miss you, only I know.
40. Do you remember how blocked your door was two years ago, and which teenager stayed up late with a love letter to read to you?
The funny story of staying up late is about sending friends circle, the third 4 1. Did you tell others not to stay up late, but you stayed up late?
42. I missed the reincarnation for that time, but I didn't wait for you after all.
43. The night gave me black eyes, but it made me fall in love with the pain it caused me.
44. How many people want to stay up late and hope for tomorrow at night.
45. If hurting Russia is a relief for you, Russia is willing to bear this torture.
46. Read the following syllables to realize the function of sound insulation symbols.
47. Time is a rogue who always likes to ruin expectations.
48. If I see the ending from the beginning, I still choose to make you happy!
49. Call you after staying up late.
50. I stayed up late chatting with him, and my face was covered with pimples, but he pushed me away and called me ugly.
5 1. Thank you for going through a difficult journey. May all your wishes come true.
52. I only hope that long-term companionship is not boring!
53. If there are so many ifs, how can there be so many right and wrong?
54. I just wanted to hear your good night, but it happened to dawn.
55. I have foreign time difference in China.
I gradually got into the habit of staying up late, but unfortunately no one came to tell me that staying up late is not good for my health.
I prefer the tranquility of the night to waking up in the morning.
58. Later, I became addicted to staying up late, but I got used to it and nobody cared.
I can't wait for your good night, so I can't sleep.
60. I'm not waiting for her, I just haven't met anyone who can replace her!
Funny talk about the circle of friends who stay up late.
About the circle of friends who stay up late, tell me funny pictures (I) 1. Say good night and stay up late.
If you don't belong to yourself, why bother to care?
3. Being not crazy, willful, rebellious, truant, fighting, staying up late, or puppy love is not called youth!
Some people have known each other for a few months, but they are more speculative than those who have known each other for decades. Some people haven't been in contact for a long time, but they may be closer than some people meet every day. Friends should last as long as tea, not sweet coke. After the noise, the music will be over. People you like should cherish it. People you don't like, don't try to smile. You can make some changes for your friends, just don't change beyond recognition.
My affection for you began in the south and was buried in the north. From now on, you and his spring, summer, autumn and winter, Cangshan Lake and Erhai Lake have nothing to do with me.
6. Don't stay up late, the person you love is asleep, even if he wakes up, he won't love you. Don't be silly, everything is just your self-love.
7. Young man, don't stay up late. The work is not finished yet. You can continue tomorrow.
You gave me a smile, I thought you promised me forever.
9. I've bought too much recently, and it's not good either. It's not good to stay up late to watch X, and my dark circles are so big …
10. People who are used to telling others that staying up late is not good always ignore the fact that they often stay up late.
1 1. Feelings without feedback. It's really tiring. I want a farewell, two widths at any time, without any nostalgia.
12. Time is getting longer and longer. Looking at it from another angle, it soon became a strange sight. Misfortunes are impermanent, and there are mixed feelings.
13. I work in an IT company. Everyone inside knows that it is normal to work overtime and stay up late every day, and it is even more impossible. One weekend, everyone was busy all morning. At eleven o'clock, a colleague suddenly got up, dropped a word and rushed out. He said: You are busy. I'll be back when I get married.
14. Don't stay up late often. This is harmful to your health. Pay attention to your health.
15. I stayed up late chatting with him, and my face was covered with acne, but he pushed me away and called me ugly.
16. Don't be afraid, someone will always come to pick you up in the rain, stay up late with you, and say I love you. Okay is always at the bottom of the box.
17. People who really care about you are people who think of you everywhere. Reluctant to spend money, the phone always hangs up and calls back; I am afraid that you will stay up late, and I always urge you to go to bed early at night. You are sick and ask anxiously over and over again; You are bored, and you have been patiently comforting; You are tired, so don't bother me thoughtfully. In fact, those casual revelations are true love; Those little by little performances are all affectionate. Feelings are not illusory, feel them with your heart; Sincerity is not far away, cherish waiting.
18. At first, I stayed up late for love, but later it became a habit.
19. Time is a rogue and always likes to ruin expectations.
20. When you see others clearly, you see yourself clearly.
Funny talk about the circle of friends who stay up late (2)1. To be excellent, it is impossible to let nature take its course. You need to do a lot, spend a lot of time, be patient and persist!
22. Staying up late is a chronic suicide. Why did you stay up late? The thought of so many people committing suicide with me makes me feel that it is worthwhile to die.
23. When others stay up late, you are sleeping; Everyone else is already up, and you are still struggling to sleep for a few more minutes. You have a lot of ideas, but when your head gets hot, it goes away, and others are still insisting on one thing. Many times it's not that you are ordinary and mediocre, but that you don't pay as much as others. In the days to come, we should change our decadent state and never waste a trip to the world!
I wish I could go back to that day. I can beg you. Please don't leave me.
25. The saddest love triangle, I love staying up late, and dark circles love me.
26. We can have the past, and maybe we will never have nothing again. I didn't become what you liked, and I didn't get back to what I was. I completely lost, lost myself, and lost you!
27. People who are loved are children who don't grow up, and people who lack love are always precocious!
28. Delete a friend and leave an empty group.
29. Love is either to enjoy being abused or to be satisfied with being abused.
30. Life is like this photo, tired, tired! Why don't you let go ... can you fucking let go?
3 1. I hope we will never have a cold war, apologize in turn, and never break up!
Every time I see the boys in my class eating hot dogs, I can't help but say, "I can make up for anything I eat."
I have a bad temper for no reason. It means that it's really hard for me to complain or swear repeatedly or stay up all night without talking.
34. At first, I loved the person who stayed up with you. Later, you became attached to the person who urged you to go to bed early.
35. I am Ao Bai's brother who stayed up late.
36. Instead of passive insomnia, it is better to stay up late actively.
37. Sometimes I live too clearly and lose a lot of happiness.
38. The warmest word in the world is good night.
39. Real warriors are greedy when they are fat, stay up late when they are sleepy, poor when they are idolized, and ugly when they are controlled.
40. Stay up late, don't have the courage to end the day; Lying in bed, you have no courage to start a new day.
About the circle of friends who stay up late, tell me funny pictures (3) 4 1. At night, some feelings will be engraved in the memory and will never be erased.
42. Some things really make me helpless, such as the addiction of staying up late and you in the distance.
43. I'm fine, except that I suffer from insomnia easily.
44. Someone will say good night to you, but no one wants you to remember to go to bed early.
45. Stay up until seven o'clock in the morning. I am sad. I slept for two hours to calm myself.
46. The lamp burned a hole in the night.
47. It turns out that you are a thousand lights, which are bright for everyone.
48. I'm not waiting for her, I just haven't met anyone who can replace her!
49. I get into the habit of staying up late, but no one needs me to wait with me.
50. Cultivate reading interests and habits, learn reading methods, improve reading ability and increase students' language accumulation.
5 1. I hope someone will urge me to sleep at school and stay up with me during the holidays.
52. The more you live, the more deserted you are. I don't expect anyone to be my savior! Nothing, don't think about the past, after all, it has become a story! You shouldn't reach out and test what you know you can't reach! I never care about my feelings, how can I know how uncomfortable I will be! You don't have to explain everything, but it's considerate to pretend not to know.
53. What lovers need is an affirmation. Forgive those who are willful and hysterical to you. She's just not sure if she's really important in your world.
54. Tell you a terrible thing: staying up late will make you hungry.
55. Didn't sleep well at work last night. At work today, I couldn't keep my head down and my eyelids closed involuntarily. As soon as my head touched my body, I immediately lifted it, but it went down again.
56. Sure enough, you can't stay up late when you are old, and you get angry easily when you are old.
57. Every inexplicable staying up late is just for you.
58. I thought I stayed up studying and didn't waste time. Actually, it's just the opposite.
People who stay up late don't even have a chance to dream.
60. Staying up until the early hours of the morning, I suddenly want to shout out the window and let my unfinished dreams take me soaring.
Interesting talk about friends who stay up late at night (60 sentences)
Tell a funny story about the circle of friends who stay up late: 1. Blow when you are drunk, lie down when you are hungry, close your eyes when you are sleepy, sleep when you are lonely, and stay up late when you can't sleep. Anyway, you are alone.
I learned to stay up late because no one advised me to go to bed early. I chose to stay up late because I was waiting for you to persuade me to go to bed early.
I thought telling this story as a joke would not make me sad.
4. Cherish every sincere effort around you, return with the same gratitude enthusiasm, and protect every affection, friendship and love.
5. Suddenly there is a kind of persistence, and no one wants it except you.
6. Being not crazy, willful, rebellious, truant, fighting, staying up late, or puppy love is not called youth!
7. I stayed up because no one urged me to go to bed early and no one said good night to me.
8. I know I can't be too greedy, otherwise I will have nothing.
9. Say good night and stay up late.
10. To love others too much is to hurt yourself irresponsibly.
1 1. Spend the time watching Korean dramas on self-maintenance, make masks, and go to hot springs, steaming and spas if possible. Don't stay up late, please take a nap if possible. Drink some red wine once in a while, and don't smoke if you can. In a few years, you will look several years older than your friends of the same age, although some women are charming when smoking.
12. Some people have known each other for several months, but they are more speculative than those who have known each other for decades. Some people haven't been in contact for a long time, but they may be closer than some people meet every day. Friends should last as long as tea, not sweet coke. After the noise, the music will be over. People you like should cherish it. People you don't like, don't try to smile. You can make some changes for your friends, just don't change beyond recognition.
13. Feelings without feedback. It's really tiring. I want a farewell, two widths at any time, without any nostalgia.
14. It is ridiculous to meet the wrong person at the wrong time.
15. I like a girl. She must be beautiful. You are too narcissistic.
16. I feel that my eyelids are fighting and my face is full of drowsiness. If someone is around, I will definitely see that I am particularly haggard and want to sleep!
17. Love is either enjoying being abused or being satisfied with being abused.
18. Staying up late is just a lonely accessory, and night is just a place for me to store my shadows.
19. I am hiding in the corner of the world, and no one knows my sadness.
20. It is better to struggle than to envy!
Regarding the circle of friends who stay up late, the second part is 2 1. You have your roses, and I have my clover. It's not very fragrant, but I'm lucky.
22. Stay up late, don't have the courage to end the day; Lying in bed, you have no courage to start a new day.
You gave me a smile, I thought you promised me forever.
24. There is hot pot in winter and watermelon in summer; And I, without your four seasons.
25. I'll call you after staying up late
26. I missed the reincarnation for that time, but I didn't wait for you after all.
27. Do you suffer from insomnia like me? Let's have a chat.
28. Girls and boys who are insecure and don't pay attention to details will eventually miss it.
29. Real warriors are greedy when they are fat, stay up late when they are sleepy, poor when they are idolized, and ugly when they are controlled.
30. It's an instant for a person to stay up late and want to exchange old love for new love.
3 1. If hurting Russia is a relief for you, Russia is willing to bear this torture.
32. Only sometimes, I really want to sleep, but I don't think about it when I sleep. Really want to sleep all the time, as if waiting for someone to come, like a prince in a fairy tale kissing himself awake.
Don't be afraid, there will always be someone to pick you up in the rain, stay up late with you and say I love you. Good will always be at the bottom of the box.
As long as you say goodbye bravely, life will definitely give you a new beginning.
35. I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night and hummed my mood into a song, so I had to go to the roof to find another dream.
Young man, don't stay up late. The work is not finished yet. You can continue tomorrow.
More and more people stay up late, and their health is getting worse.
38. I am a child who doesn't sleep and nobody cares.
39. I understand passers-by, just passing by, very dull. Instead of hitting the heart completely and finally leaving without looking back.
40. I bought too much recently, and it's not good either. It's not good to watch x at night. My dark circles are so big. ...
About the circle of friends who stay up late, funny talk about the third 4 1. How many people want to stay up late, and hope for tomorrow at night.
42. It turns out that you are a thousand lights, which are bright for everyone.
43. It is a crime to stay up late and get up early and eat whatever you want.
44. I got into the habit of staying up late, but no one needs me to wait with me.
45. You are really strange. You like smoking, drinking and staying up late, but you don't like me.
Dear night owl, don't stay up all day, no matter how dark your eyes are, you can't become a national treasure.
47. Time is an automatic classifier, which will help you re-plan your boundaries. Walking, you will find that things that you thought were reliable are now reliable, such as preaching to eat breakfast and not staying up late. I used to despise it, but now I think it makes sense, such as the cliche about proper collocation. I thought it was important, but it doesn't matter if I give up now, like that crazy party.
48. Time is getting longer and longer. From another perspective, it soon became a strange sight. Misfortunes are impermanent, and there are mixed feelings.
49. Don't stay up late, it's harmful to your health.
50. Instead of caring about what others say about you, try to do something they envy.
5 1. The more you live, the more deserted you are. I don't expect anyone to be my savior! Nothing, don't think about the past, after all, it has become a story! You shouldn't reach out and test what you know you can't reach! I never care about my feelings, how can I know how uncomfortable I will be! You don't have to explain everything, but it's considerate to pretend not to know.
52. When others stay up late, you are sleeping; Everyone else is already up, and you are still struggling to sleep for a few more minutes. You have a lot of ideas, but when your head gets hot, it goes away, and others are still insisting on one thing. Many times it's not that you are ordinary and mediocre, but that you don't pay as much as others. In the days to come, we should change our decadent state and never waste a trip to the world!
53. Maturity is actually very simple. You smoke and drink regularly, stay up late every day, go to class during the day, and now you will soon experience the vicissitudes of your 40 s and 50 s.
54. Train students' oral expression ability and write science fiction stories.
Thank you for going through all the difficulties. May all your wishes come true.
56. Stay up late, just overdraw the rest of your life in advance! Staying up late is poison, there is no cure!
57. Some things make me weak, such as the addiction to staying up late, and you in the distance.
58. It is easier to love someone than to wait for someone. Waiting for someone is more meaningful than loving someone. If you choose to love yourself, it is only because you are too fragile.
59. The people who really care about you are those who think of you everywhere. Reluctant to spend money, the phone always hangs up and calls back; I am afraid that you will stay up late, and I always urge you to go to bed early at night. You are sick and ask anxiously over and over again; You are bored, and you have been patiently comforting; You are tired, so don't bother me thoughtfully. In fact, those casual revelations are true love; Those little by little performances are all affectionate. Feelings are not illusory, feel them with your heart; Sincerity is not far away, cherish waiting.
60. Whether I have difficulties now or in the future, it is my one-time life.
Eat instant noodles and send friends to Doby.
Eat instant noodles and send friends. Interesting talk (I) 1. Wait until two o'clock to transfer to Lianjiang. Eating instant noodles at McDonald's in the moving station, I feel that the waiter is going to kill us. hahaha. When the customers next to us saw our instant noodles, they were itching to buy them.
2. If you are hungry at night, eating instant noodles will really double your happiness! I like to eat instant noodles at night!
3. Fishing for a gold wife: You can carry an explosive bag on your head, your face is freckled like a bird's nest, you dress like a sharp brother, you can barely eat instant noodles, you can pick up water when it rains at home, and the car needs to run with your feet. If you fall in love with me at first sight, remember to leave your number.
4. When you are alone at home, you should have a sense of ceremony when eating instant noodles, and add a cup of 82-year-old iced coke.
5. What do you like? Love is an affair that you only eat once a week. You say it, I promise to eat instant noodles.
I ate a lot today, but I was still too hungry to eat instant noodles at night.
7. Get up in the middle of the night to eat potato chips, instant noodles and biscuits every day. Why am I thinner than normal diet? Come back fat, so I can feel at ease
8. Eat instant noodles immediately after eating ice cream, which is spicy. Do you have diarrhea? Waiting on the line is urgent, and the instant noodles are getting cold.
9. Girls who wear pajamas, tie their hair, play computer games without sleeping, eat instant noodles and take a dip during the National Day holiday.
10. Jiang Lili Xianting and I really hope that when we eat instant noodles in senior three, we will still be happy.
1 1. It's hard to lose your appetite and swallow every day. I don't like this feeling at all. I don't know if I'm hungry, headache and dizziness. I am listless every day, and my sister's instant noodles are really bad. Makes me look like a normal person. I don't think eating every day is a kind of pain.
12. Why do you want instant noodles at this time? My stomach turned upside down, and it was miserable.
13. I am really greedy. I'm afraid I won't get fat if I eat instant noodles, pickled peppers and chicken feet at night
14. Eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room seems to be unable to disperse the flavor. I lost it, but Hiro was really delicious. I ate bedding noodles this time.
15. I don't know when I got into the habit of eating instant noodles at night 1 1: 30.
16. Why is eating instant noodles late at night more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?
17. I don't feel guilty eating instant noodles at night! Only full of happiness.
18. I ate instant noodles at night and made myself two eggs, adding two pieces of cheese and a ham sausage. This is a sin.
19. Movies and popcorn, mutton kebabs and cold beer, instant noodles and sausages, jiaozi and vinegar, I will accompany you. .
20. I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon because I can't eat. Ah, I want to eat a big meal!
Eating instant noodles and making friends circle funny (2)1. The first time I took the green leather train, everyone on the train cried while eating instant noodles. They ordered dry fried beef river, which was more delicious than box lunch.
22. I had breakfast yesterday 10, and I ate the remaining piece and a half of pizza. Then I am hungry at 3 o'clock, eat instant noodles and cook noodles at night.
I want to buy shoes and beautiful clothes. However, the economy has restricted me from eating instant noodles today.
24. Never eat instant noodles with countless small oranges after midnight. It will hurt your stomach in the morning.
25. When I go back to my dormitory every day, I am so hungry that I have to struggle for a while. If I can't stand hunger, I start eating instant noodles. Today is tomato noodles. That's really enough. If I finish eating, I can't fucking hold on.
26. Today, I wonder why eating instant noodles on the train is more fragrant than eating in other places.
27. I suddenly smelled instant noodles. Roommates eat instant noodles and drink coke in the middle of the night. Why don't they gain weight?
28. When you are old, eating hot pot will cause stomachache, eating instant noodles will cause swollen gums, and eating baked gluten will cause stomachache.
29. Whether it's husband or wife, he waits for me late after work and doesn't eat in the shop at 7: 30 in the evening. Eat instant noodles with him and share joys and sorrows. Will he go on like this when he is rich?
30. A person eats instant noodles in the dormitory. Finally, I stopped studying at night. The life of a single dog is really hard.
3 1. I hope I won't get fat after eating instant noodles at night.
32. It's another time to get up with courage. I have no time to eat in the morning, so I can only eat instant noodles every day. I really admire myself for living enough.
33. On the first day of the New Year's Day, two or two goods drank too much wine, so you should bet on eating instant noodles in the public toilet. They scrambled to eat two barrels, regardless of winning or losing. As a result, a guy sitting next to them vomited three or four times and couldn't stand up!
I just drank a cup of milk tea, ate a ball, a bag of potato chips, a box of instant noodles, a lollipop, three meals and several bottles of drinks. How can I get fat?
35. There are no girls on Tanabata, so buy a bucket of instant noodles and go home to soak. . .
36. I have been entangled in the library for a long time. Do you want to go back to eat instant noodles? Let's arrange such a big event on Friday night.
37. The highest level of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.
38. Aries people can keep pace with the times because they are independent and confident. Although the sheep's appearance is very weak, Aries's heart is extremely strong. No one to accompany them to dinner, you can fill your stomach with instant noodles, which is simple and quick. Even without love, they can fill their lives with work.
39. When I came back from work for the first time, I was too tired to move. I ate two bananas. I'm full and don't want to go down. I have the idea of eating instant noodles. It seems that I am really tired recently!
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