Write four jokes that hurt your stomach.

1, after the Chinese New Year, the company organized mountain climbing, saying that the first person to climb to the top of the mountain was awarded a prize.

I really won the first prize, but when I went down the mountain, I found that I had climbed the fucking mountain!

Everyone else went to pick up girls, and I was the only one who rushed to the mountain stupidly. ...

Deserve to be single!

2. A cousin who is five big and three thick is afraid of his wife.

His wife dared not speak every time she scolded him, so she put a wallet in the back pocket of her pants.

Go for a walk at the railway station. Waiting to be stolen, and then beating the thief up ...

Later, the thief at the station knew him and ran away when he saw him.

3, one of my teachers!

When going to the toilet, a student ran over and said, "teacher, I have no paper." Can I have some paper? "

Based on the teacher's moral quality, I gave her my paper and asked her to go to the office to get it for me.

He has been in class for a long time and hasn't come yet. ...

4. If a man can put your picture on the screen of his mobile phone,

You can check his mobile phone at any time without talking to you loudly.

Tell you the QQ password, give you the bank card and tell you the password.

Then, you can take his money and leave.

Yesterday, my classmate said that I would go to a KTV party, but when I arrived, I found that I didn't know many people.

Then we met again. Just met,

There called and said, "We are all here. Where have you been? "

6. What's the theme today? Guan Yu died before Zhang Fei? (Type an idiom)

1, after the Chinese New Year, the company organized mountain climbing, saying that the first person to climb to the top of the mountain was awarded a prize.

I really won the first prize, but when I went down the mountain, I found that I had climbed the fucking mountain!

Everyone else went to pick up girls, and I was the only one who rushed to the mountain stupidly. ...

Deserve to be single!

2. A cousin who is five big and three thick is afraid of his wife.

His wife dared not speak every time she scolded him, so she put a wallet in the back pocket of her pants.

Go for a walk at the railway station. Waiting to be stolen, and then beating the thief up ...

Later, the thief at the station knew him and ran away when he saw him.

3, one of my teachers!

When going to the toilet, a student ran over and said, "teacher, I have no paper." Can I have some paper? "

Based on the teacher's moral quality, I gave her my paper and asked her to go to the office to get it for me.

He has been in class for a long time and hasn't come yet. ...

4. If a man can put your picture on the screen of his mobile phone,

You can check his mobile phone at any time without talking to you loudly.

Tell you the QQ password, give you the bank card and tell you the password.

Then, you can take his money and leave.

Yesterday, my classmate said that I would go to a KTV party, but when I arrived, I found that I didn't know many people.

Then we met again. Just met,

There called and said, "We are all here. Where have you been? "

6. What's the theme today? Guan Yu died before Zhang Fei? (Type an idiom)

1, after the Chinese New Year, the company organized mountain climbing, saying that the first person to climb to the top of the mountain was awarded a prize.

I really won the first prize, but when I went down the mountain, I found that I had climbed the fucking mountain!

Everyone else went to pick up girls, and I was the only one who rushed to the mountain stupidly. ...

Deserve to be single!

2. A cousin who is five big and three thick is afraid of his wife.

His wife dared not speak every time she scolded him, so she put a wallet in the back pocket of her pants.

Go for a walk at the railway station. Waiting to be stolen, and then beating the thief up ...

Later, the thief at the station knew him and ran away when he saw him.

3, one of my teachers!

When going to the toilet, a student ran over and said, "teacher, I have no paper." Can I have some paper? "

Based on the teacher's moral quality, I gave her my paper and asked her to go to the office to get it for me.

He has been in class for a long time and hasn't come yet. ...

4. If a man can put your picture on the screen of his mobile phone,

You can check his mobile phone at any time without talking to you loudly.

Tell you the QQ password, give you the bank card and tell you the password.

Then, you can take his money and leave.

Yesterday, my classmate said that I would go to a KTV party, but when I arrived, I found that I didn't know many people.

Later, we met again. Just met,

There called and said, "We are all here. Where have you been? "

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