During the World Cup?

The 2008 World Cup in Russia is in full swing, and fans all over the world have a big carnival every four years.

But if this year's World Cup is the most shocking and evil, I'm afraid no one disagrees.

Iceland, all part-time players, drew with Argentina, the overlord team, and Germany, the defending champion, was kicked out early. Messi C Ronaldo, the "peerless pride", both returned to China to win the championship. Spain was defeated by Russia ... A series of big surprises made betting lovers go bankrupt one after another. I heard that Tiantai couldn't stand it either.

Don't be angry, don't be angry, have some World Cup jokes and have fun!

1. Three people went to see God, a Korean, a Japanese and a China. Seeing God, the Korean asked: When can I win the World Cup in Korea? God said: 50 years later, Koreans cried and said: I will never see you again in this life. Then the Japanese asked: When can we win the World Cup in Japan? God said: 100 years later, the Japanese cried and said that they would never see each other again. Finally, we in China asked: When will China win the World Cup? God cried and said, I can't see. ...

2. In the big night, I sat comfortably on the sofa, eating crayfish, drinking cold beer and watching football comfortably ... More than 20 multimillionaires on TV were sweating, running and playing football for me like an asshole. I feel very happy and satisfied! ! ! I am speechless with your logic.

The doctor asked the nurse, "Why did the emergency room send so many rescues in the middle of the night?" The nurse replied: "I heard that they are all fans. They all jumped off the roof while shouting that they lost. " The doctor asked again, "Did you give them blood transfusion?" The nurse replied, "I lost." As soon as the voice fell, the patients jumped out of bed and walked to the window.

4. Iceland has a population of 330,000, so you can choose the player of 1 1. On the other hand, a country in Asia, with a population of over one billion, can't even enter the World Cup. This is really a shame for India ... (small sample, who doesn't know which country you are talking about)

Football is made in China, jerseys are made in China, nets are made in China, whistles are made in China, sneakers are made in China, socks are made in China, crayfish eaten by players are made in China, and even hundreds of millions of fans are made in China, but the players running on the field are not made in China.

6. Friend: "It's a long story. In order to improve the football level, Japan has introduced a large number of Brazilian coaches. Later Japan entered the World Cup. Later, in order to improve the football level, China introduced a large number of Italian coaches. Finally, Italy was eliminated by the World Cup. "

7. After the World Cup opener, Putin comforted the Saudi Crown Prince: Please don't care too much, we are old friends. There is an old saying in China called "However, China holds our friendship." Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia: Stop it. I know the next sentence is "Tianya 5-0". You are still very polite to me.

8. Wife: "Which team is this?"

Husband: "Uruguay kicks Egypt."

Wife: "Is this the Super League?"

Husband: "World Cup."

Wife: "What about the China team?"

Husband: "... watching TV like you."

Wife: "Why don't you go up and play?"

Husband: "FIFA won't allow it."

Wife: "Is it because of Diaoyu Island?"

Husband: "Because the level is not good."