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This poem about fate is very interesting.
Wow, it's rare for you to grow such a mature face before you are twenty years old. You will definitely become a pillar of the motherland in the future. He who is not afraid to look for bones in eggs is afraid that he must look for eggs in bones.
Although I can't ask my parents to drive me to college in my life, I must send my son to college in 20 damn years. Brother, I am a man who has killed people, spared too much, served as a soldier, been in prison, traveled privately, sold drugs, stole taxes and took advantage of them. What dare I do? Do anything for my brother, no matter how tall his building is, close your eyes and jump.
Seven, four, three, big monkey, just waiting for you. I was a gifted scholar in my class in high school. I am proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and I have heard others play the piano on TV. Chess, watching people play chess on TV; Books, reading novels in class; Painting and doodling on the desk after class are the most important people in the school.
You can call me an animal, but you can't call me shameless. Animals have dignity. 10 If you don't believe me, you just don't believe in science. If you are against me, you are only against people.
1 1 Look at those stars. Thirty is more beautiful than twenty, and forty is more beautiful than thirty. That is, the longer the more beautiful. Therefore, I believe that I may become handsome in the next twenty years. For so many years, before going to bed every night, I firmly believe that I will become more handsome when I wake up the next morning, but every time I wait until the next morning, I am always disappointed. In the past twenty years, constant disappointment has led to constant hope. Now I finally understand that a flawless face like mine is hard to surpass.
12 now that science is so developed, a man cuts him off with a knife and rubs his chest up, and becomes a woman; A woman adds a small piece to her, and then punches her flat, and she becomes a man. 13 is more fierce than eating, because I am a natural eater, and eating is my second life.
14 Don't laugh at my thinness, I'm covered in muscles; Don't look at my thin arms. I have enough strength. I don't care about ordinary little girls and boys, even if they add up to three or five. 15 wives need to change from time to time in order to be innovative and passionate. Which successful man hasn't been divorced several times? If you haven't divorced, you haven't succeeded.
16 If you treat money like dirt now, beautiful women will treat you like dirt. If you don't get the money in the future, you may not be able to buy a house; If you can't buy a house, you may not find a wife; Can't find a wife, can't raise a son.
17 As a talented young man like me, he is called' Black Girl'. Even if he goes begging on the street, he will watch the fun with beautiful women. Just grab one. How can he not find a wife? My adopted son must be as clever as me. Once you teach him, he will soon pass, once he is proficient, he will forget. 19 If you don't get the money in the future, your wife will scold you for being worthless, or you will elope with the rich. When your son grows up, he will think you are a coward.
I've never been fearless in my life. There are only three things I fear most in my life. The first is that my wife is afraid to run away with others. The second thing is that my son is not as handsome as me when he grows up; The third thing is afraid that my son will look down on me when he grows up. 2 1 In junior high school, I was a very pure man. I read too many novels. I actually believe that there will be love in this world, and my ambition is very simple. As a noble person, I am worse than dust in my eyes. I have only three things to do in my life: find a wife, raise a son and live my whole life.
Now my concept is backward. I need to correct it. To hell with love. I want to find more wives and have more sons. 22 mom and dad! Before I turn 30, I will buy at least three big houses, one in Beijing, one in Shanghai and one in Guangzhou, each with a minimum of 1800 square meters. I will take out 150 square meters to make toilets, which is bigger than the whole house.
"Advanced Mathematics" is the abbreviation of "Advanced Mathematics", which is a little different from high school mathematics. High school mathematics tells you that one plus one equals two, while high numbers tell you why one plus one equals two. It is a subject to explore advanced mathematics. At that time in high school, as a student in a physics and chemistry class, I hated five subjects, Chinese, mathematics, physics and chemistry, and one subject was English, and my favorite subject was physical education.
Soldiers who don't want to be generals are not good soldiers; I don't want to be my father's son, and I'm not a good son. There are no absolutely lecherous men in this world. Those men with normal development can be roughly divided into three categories: the first category, lust, lust, fear, wealth and power, will turn the flowers and trees for spring; The second color heart is colorless and gallbladder, which can only be placed in the heart at ordinary times; The third kind of man is not only colored, but also courageous. Unfortunately, his own conditions are insufficient to win the hearts of the opposite sex. This kind of person is the most dangerous. I accidentally committed a crime and went to prison to eat the same pot, which not only ruined others, but also ruined myself and two families.
I found a secret, although there is no sufficient scientific basis for the time being, but I believe it will be confirmed by science in the near future, that is, when you just look in the mirror, you will always feel that you are not very handsome, but don't be afraid. Just stare at the mirror for a few more minutes, and you will gradually become more handsome. If you look for a quarter of an hour, you will feel that there is no more handsome person in the world than you. If you watch it for half an hour, you will feel that you are outside the cloud nine. Watch it for an hour, and you will feel like a Buddha. Life has been more comfortable recently. I slept until eleven o'clock in the morning and got up for lunch. Sleep again in the afternoon, sleep until 5: 30, get up and eat; I slept until eleven o'clock the next morning after dinner. I'm so tired. My skin didn't get enough rest, so my face was not very calm. Small acne was born. Yesterday, there was a "starry moon" on my skull. Today, there are a "Cowherd and Weaver Girl" on both sides of my nose. So today I feel that half an hour is not enough. It takes an hour to take pictures.
I heard that an apple eats for a quarter of an hour.
2. What are the poems about fate? 1. They have always been very emotional, but they are superficial.
2, walking together is fate, walking together is happiness 3, perhaps, some love is like this, but the timing is wrong, and the fate is not enough. 4. Some people live in tall buildings, some people live in deep ditches, some people shine, some people are covered in rust, and there are thousands of people in the world. If you are a rainbow, you will know when you meet it.
Heartbeat 5. Everyone comes to this world in a hurry, and some people turn around and forget; Some people pass by with it and have to turn back. -Bai Luomei "If you are well, it is sunny" 6. Fate is a book. If you turn it over inadvertently, you will miss it. If you look too carefully, you will cry. 7. It was many years later that I realized that meeting for the first time was actually a long-lost reunion. I can't help sighing the wonder of fate.
8. In the morning, I am a sea without waves. I walk slowly, kiss your feet gently and leave quietly ... 9. As a single dog, I don't envy any lovers, and I don't want to chat up girls. I'm not the kind of person who lights up when I see beautiful women. But I still long for love, and sometimes I even fantasize, and every fantasy is sweet and happy (not fantasy OOXX, don't get me wrong).
Often in reality, I am lonely and feel that no one understands my thoughts. I am different. Although I am only 18 years old, my understanding of life has changed a lot.
My ideal girlfriend in the past: good figure, fitness, emotional appeal, humor and good-looking. Now I just want a woman who can really love me. My appearance is not rare, but my figure must be healthy. If I were a fat piece of paper, I would collapse.
I don't know how long I will be lonely in this life. I believe I will wait for that person. I am a person who believes in fate. I will make myself more perfect in lonely days. After all, it is enough to have more than one love in one's life.
10 I won't tell you that I don't love you enough, but I'm afraid that our immaturity will erase the fate we should have. 1 1, eternal life, origin and ending. -Wang Chen's The Most Beautiful Lover in the World 12, Youth, is a too hasty book.
We read and read with tears in our eyes. If you read too carefully, you will burst into tears; I turned it over casually, for fear of missing the wonderful fragment.
13, hi, stranger, thousands of people met us by chance ... at the same time, I turned around and saw each other. Nice to meet you ... You know what? If one day, you see this sentence, then please allow me to smile and say: hello. Guess what? If one day, you see this sentence, please allow me to say goodbye with a smile.
14, two strangers on both sides of love, one mile away. 15, fate is the imagination of lovers and the lust of unrequited love! 16, will there be such two people? Born to meet.
17. When you start to like someone, you will feel that ta is the most beautiful in the world, and you will feel that all the small interactions between you and ta are arranged by God. It seems that since then, human scripts have been written for you and me. Fate seems to be coming.
However, many things often develop in this way. Fate is there, but mutual affection is not. Fate will not wait. Fate can be arranged by God, but mutual affection is saved by yourself.
Some people always complain that there is no fate, because they think of fate too simply. 18, when fate becomes inevitable, it loses its value.
19, fate can't stay, and the wind takes him away. 20. The world is big, but we are small. The place where everyone can stay for a long time is so big, and where I belong, you are walking around here. How can I avoid you? ! 2 1, I sometimes believe that our fate is doomed. 22. Loneliness is a silent film. You perform alone, and the curtain calls, while the audience, from beginning to end, is not patronized.
23, meeting is fate, two forget peace of mind. -Xuan Mo "this life will not die" 24. If this is an illusion, I would rather sink into it; If this is a dream, I'd rather stay awake for a long time.
If I can continue, I want to know the ending. -The Flame of Ink "Poetry of the Flame of Ink" 25. Sometimes, the fate between people is like this. They change each other and watch each other, but they can never be together.
26, the fate of this world, not a second earlier, not a second later, only that moment, when I looked at you, you recognized me! Love is like this, so is family. Fate is a fate that you can't get rid of after a few laps.
-Liu Chenfeng's "Sunny Summer Night" 27. "Take all the charges, just for a little peace." Follow your heart.
29. Goodbye. 30. Tenderness is not my nature, but the tranquility after tempering.
Everything life has given has really changed something. Carefully discover and transform yourself, and frantically seek happiness and peace.
On the way. No one is the king, respect each other and rejoice with each other.
Simplicity is true, and fate is fate. 3 1, acquaintance is the addition and subtraction of Tao.
From the initial goodwill accumulation to the gradual indifference and subtraction of the relationship. I don't know when the relationship with my current friends will drop to zero. I just want to cherish the present.
At least many years later, I will remember the past and have no regrets. 32. The acquaintance in this world is not an absolute accident, everything is predestined.
Just as I want to know you, you have to know me. 33. I think it is an inscription.
I see. I can finally put it down.
Bless you. I think I understand this text. All I have to do now is ...
Wait a minute. A person's appearance, a right person.
Maybe a month, a year, three years, maybe longer, and then. I chased her.
Finally, we walked through the rugged and plain, and then ... in the park, the white hair from our little Beijing bus wind leaned against the willows to watch the sunset.
34. The chain of love is ruthless, and the emptiness of fate is invisible. 35. I'm neither earlier nor later. I just happened to meet you. This is fate, or my luck.
36. This inexplicable encounter is not just fate or unfinished fate. Materialists are always willing to believe that man can conquer nature, but they still doubt whether some things are always doomed ~-pp38. The so-called fate is just an excuse, which can be used when two people are together or can't be together.
39. Our fate has long been doomed. After experiencing a lot of emotional pain, we all know when to love someone. 40. Actually, what I'm afraid of is not that two people are different, but that I have the same thing in mind. I ask myself why I deserve you, and you want to know why you deserve me.
3. An ancient poem about fate, 1, "I live at the head of the Yangtze River"
Tang Dynasty: Li Zhiyi
I live in the upper reaches of the Yangtze River and you live in the lower reaches. I miss you every day, but I can't see you, so I drink Yangtze River water.
The water of the Yangtze River flows eastward for a long time, and I don't know when it will stop, and neither will their lovesickness and parting hatred. I only hope that your heart is the same as mine, and you will not live up to this mutual yearning.
I live in the upper reaches of the Yangtze River and you live in the lower reaches. I miss you day and night, but I can't see you, but I drink the water from the Yangtze River. When will the endless rivers dry up and the bitterness of separation stop? I only hope that your heart is the same as mine and will not live up to my infatuation.
2. Youth Travel and Knife Like Water
Song Dynasty: Zhou Bangyan
The sword is like water, the house is better than snow, and the hand breaks the new orange. At the beginning of the brocade, the smoke of animals is constant and the sound is relatively adjusted.
Ask in a low voice who will stay. It's midnight in the city. The horse is slippery and frozen, so it's better to have a rest and walk less.
Lovers both * * * into the orange. The orange knife is bright and clean, as clear as water; Plates of oranges are bright and clean, and fruits and vegetables are fresh. The beautiful woman is dignified and elegant, breaking off new oranges for her sweetheart with her slender hands.
How can a man not know the warmth of a woman to a man? Indoor, gorgeous curtains droop gently, and wisps of videos are filled with a warm atmosphere, and the tenderness between them seems to melt in this warm atmosphere. They sat opposite each other, and the man was intoxicated by the sound of the woman.
Late at night, the man got up and said goodbye to the woman. The woman asked him in a low voice: Where do you live now? It's already midnight. It's chilly outside, the road is slippery and frosty, and few people walk. You'd better not go.
3. Jade case Yuan Xi
Song Dynasty: Xin Qiji
Thousands of trees bloom at night in the East. It blows down and the stars are like rain. BMW carved cars are full of incense. Phoenix flute moves, jade pot turns, fish dragon dances all night.
Moth, snow, willow, golden thread. The laughter faded away. Look for him in the crowd. Suddenly looking back, the man was there, dimly lit.
Just as the east wind blows away thousands of trees and flowers, it also blows fireworks like rain. The luxurious carriage is full of fragrance. The melodious sound of the phoenix flute echoed everywhere, the moon like a jade pot gradually tilted westward, and the fish dragon lantern danced all night.
The beautiful woman wears bright ornaments on her head and walks with the crowd, smiling and smelling. I looked for her a thousand times in the crowd, and suddenly I turned around and there she was, but I accidentally found her in the scattered light.
4. "Qingpingle Summer Lake Tour"
Song: Zhu
Angry smoke dew. Leave me for a while. Join hands with Lotus Lake on the road. A Mao Mao rain in Huangmei.
Simple and naive, not afraid of people guessing. Send grief with the group temporarily. It's time to share, and then come to the makeup table.
In summer, the West Lake, with its lakes and mountains, is full of smoke, which makes people want to stop. Walking hand in hand with my lover on the lakeside path with lotus flowers in full bloom, it rained plum blossom drizzle in an instant. Simple and naive feelings are not afraid of people's guesses, so I fell asleep in his arms with my clothes in my arms. The most important thing is to break up, reluctant to linger, return to the abyss of sadness, and be too lazy to get close to the dresser.
5, "Linjiang Xian, dream behind the tower, locked up"
Song: Yan
After the dream, the balcony is locked high and the curtains hang low after drinking. When hatred came last spring. Falling Flowers Independent, Swift Qi Fei.
I remember Xiaoping's first sight, and her focus was on the word se. Acacia is written on the string of pipa. At that time, the bright moon was there, and it had returned according to the colorful clouds.
Late at night, I dreamed that the door on the balcony was locked, and the curtains hung heavily after I woke up. When last year's spring resentment came to mind, people were faint and independent in the falling flowers, and swallows were flying in the breeze and drizzle. I remember the first time I saw Xiaoping, and when I came back, she was a colorful figure. Pipa playing committee pour out lovesickness. At that time, the bright moon was still there, and it once returned with her colorful figure.
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